00F8E5R2

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Not sure if this has been shared on here yet, but i was howling

 
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I’m just home from hospital after miscarrying my first. And only 3 months after my dad passed. I’m a zombie but I can tell you that I’ve come to this page religiously to escape as you are all such good craic and it’s always been a place to have a joke but also support one another. Mad how I can’t face my own friends and family but I’ve been on here the past two days feeling much safer 💔
 
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Timmy

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Guys I'm not from the UK. I'd be fucking fuming if that is what taxpayers money was being used for, helicopter searches, instead of a taxi getting a police escort home. (From not even local police)

I would pay money to hear that 999 call.

"Sorry a group of 12 year olds are shouting"chocky wokky wocky" at me and my chips are going cold, can someone escort me home"

I read about older people in the UK falling and ambulance taking hours to come, domestic violence cases that police never show up. This dude getting fucking taxis.
#ombudsman
 
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euphoria99

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Omg lewis Capaldi just farted on live and blew a raspberry afterwards to cover it up and said “haha that’s in reference to that guy, snapshot eye”

LEWIS REVEAL URSELF
 
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So Quirky is a grown man who likes teenage girls and Boo is a person who when she's backed into a corner cries suicide. They've got a lot more in common with Paul than it first appeared.
 
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witchescharmbracelet

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Hammies. Paul's only gone and recorded a Christmas album. Definately a stocking filler, unless you wear insoles like Paul, then there'll be no room. Play list below.

1.Ding dong merrily on stye
2.Christmas (baby please come ham)
3.Feliz Navi 'old enough to be your' dad
4.Shite Christmas
5.Santa Babs
6.All I want for Christmas is pictures of your feet
7.Fairytale of Paul's dad's bathroom
8.Mistle-toe (featuring Sophie)
9.Wonderful Christmas swine
10.I'll be home(alone) for christmas
11.Last Christmas (featuring W-Ham)
12.Pauly Claus is comin to your town
13.Rudolph the red striped reindeer
 

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Boopsss

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Evening all

looks like he’s charmed the soldier guy, ugh
I was just going to mention this as it's really annoyed me. First of all I apologise to any men in this thread, I'm not saying "all men"- However, every man that's tried to call him out on his bullshit like the lost soldier, the blokes that did the podcasts with him, they've all backed down in no time at all. It feels like the men who jump on the PB train are only doing it to gain views, have a bit of popularity as he's such a big subject at the minute. But really, they don't care because its not them it's effecting, because they're not women. And what further pisses me off is the women I've seen speak up like our lord and saviour Boo and there was a geordie woman a while back, they don't get to speak to Paul directly about their concerns as he doesn't give them the time of day, yet he'll speak to these blokes and then they're all pally with him. So at this point I don't want to see another bloke try to "take Paul down" because they actually do fuck all for the women who are effected by his behaviours.

Sorry guys long ramble but it just annoys me.
 
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auntyBS

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He has posted some womens photo on his Instagram stories. Asking who knows her. Does he often share photos of women he doesn’t know? Very concerning behaviour.
This is me. Unfortunately for him he’s poked a hornets nest. I’m a orofessional
Troll mate, and I’m coming for you, you ginger bollock.
 
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madwor1d

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Recap as we haven’t had one for a while!

- Paul spent Christmas at his dads (for the last time lol)
- He didn’t see his son.
- Paul then arranged to meet Grace for a photo shoot, the 19 yo OF model he met online.
They spent a few days together (2 airbnbs and 1 hotel)
- Paul goes live with Grace off camera and gets annoyed at Grace when she said she wasn’t ready to do another photo shoot
- Paul and Grace go maccies
- Paul and Grace get “attacked” by some kids in a bali.
- Paul and Grace wait for police
- Paul gets back to his dads house and has to fight the kids on his lawn so puts up cctv cameras.
- Paul’s family are sick of people turning up at the house so boot Paul out.
- Paul’s step brother confirms Paul is homeless on a Facebook community post.
- Paul’s TT account gets deleted.
- Paul says he will only come back to TT if his old account is reinstated.
- Paul makes brand new account.
- Grace then reveals she felt v uncomfortable and wanted to leave Paul in the Airbnb but couldn’t.
- Grace says that Paul had s*x with her and she was groomed.
- Paul goes to Whitby and gets chased into a pub and calls police for a lift home (aww)
- It is then revealed that quirky has been speaking to under age girls and tried to keep it private
- Boo makes herself cry and then quickly presses record to make sure she captures the perfect crying moment, to address the quirky situation
- Quirky tries to make a comeback but Boo, Shazza and Liv aren’t having it.
- Olivia puts on her PLT puffer to go and look for Paul in Donny
- Paul calls police on Olivia and she’s stopped in Spoons.

And that’s where we’re at hammys, hope I captured everything. So happy to be part of this season 🥰
 
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