TrixieMattell
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He can't drive because if he gets behind an actual wheel, who's going to drive his jumper?
Elliesmum13
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I’m sorry if this offends anyone but I honestly do not feel sorry for his dad at all. He watched his son impregnate a child, I don’t believe for one minute he doesn’t know his son is attracted to young woman half his age or more. He’s clearly ok this behaviour. Maybe the dad is the same, who knows what age his mrs is. If that were my son getting a child pregnant I’d be fuming. BUT if these things kept happening and my son being call a nonce I’m sorry he would be out. I’d disown him. Not wrap him up in cotton wool and allow him to sit on live all day in my spare bedroom and tell him not to answer the door. His dad is as bad as Karen, the radio woman, all these other cretins that allow his behaviour. His dad is his biggest enabler.
honeyroastgammyhammy
Member
Sorry if this has already been posted or spoken about- I have a lot to catch up on! But saw something similar on the Reddit and had to have a go myself! 
paulsdadsbathroom
Member
Paul when he is confronted by a human that isn’t a teenage girl
glasgowbound
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He's definetly getting his head kicked in this year.
Bookmarking this.
Bookmarking this.
han77
Member
I’ve only posted here a handful of times because the notorious og’s were rather scary to post around but I wanna throw in my 2 cents now it’s a lot friendly here (which I’m loving! So much nicer here already)
I just wanna say how PROUD, genuinely proud I was of Smurfgirl coming out about being a mod despite the backlash they got. Being under the spell of a true narcissist, realising what’s happening to you and being able to leave that environment AND speak out about it? Not a fucking easy thing to do. It can take YEARS to break free. For some people he may just be a weird little guy pathetically dancing on their phone screen, but he is a genuinely terrifying, calculating and dangerous NARCISSIST!!! Being under their control wether you realise it or not is a painful experience, they can make you do, say and completely overlook things that people on the outside would find absolutely disgusting. I don’t in anyway thing they were enabling his behaviour, you cannot come on here and accuse them of doing so when you have no idea of what went on behind the scenes. We all know how disgusting his behaviour is. I’m just so glad they saw through it and got out.
This is coming from a survivor of many narcissistic abusers, and it’s not something I’m willing to argue on, if you’re gonna come for me pls just don’t even bother.
but thank you to the people here now making it easier to comment. Let’s continue this thread, expose him even MORE!! And try and put an end to his shit once and for all, this is a battle he isn’t winning.
thanks for reading if you have hammys, hi x
I just wanna say how PROUD, genuinely proud I was of Smurfgirl coming out about being a mod despite the backlash they got. Being under the spell of a true narcissist, realising what’s happening to you and being able to leave that environment AND speak out about it? Not a fucking easy thing to do. It can take YEARS to break free. For some people he may just be a weird little guy pathetically dancing on their phone screen, but he is a genuinely terrifying, calculating and dangerous NARCISSIST!!! Being under their control wether you realise it or not is a painful experience, they can make you do, say and completely overlook things that people on the outside would find absolutely disgusting. I don’t in anyway thing they were enabling his behaviour, you cannot come on here and accuse them of doing so when you have no idea of what went on behind the scenes. We all know how disgusting his behaviour is. I’m just so glad they saw through it and got out.
This is coming from a survivor of many narcissistic abusers, and it’s not something I’m willing to argue on, if you’re gonna come for me pls just don’t even bother.
but thank you to the people here now making it easier to comment. Let’s continue this thread, expose him even MORE!! And try and put an end to his shit once and for all, this is a battle he isn’t winning.
thanks for reading if you have hammys, hi x
alwayswatching3789
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12 days of Christmas (poncy Paul edition), a Tattle special:
On the first day of Christmas Paul breach gave to me, a video in the same hoody.
On the second day of Christmas Paul breach gave to me, two big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the third day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me three turned down jobs, two big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me, four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me eight sofas surfing, seven ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me nine passive aggressive responses, eight sofas surfing, seven ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me Ten ‘I’m actually a really nice guy’, nine passive aggressive responses, eight sofas surfing, seven ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG(technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me, eleven excuses of being a shit dad, Ten ‘I’m actually a really nice guy’, nine passive aggressive responses, eight sofas surfing, seven ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me, 12 feet pictures, eleven excuses of being a shit dad, Ten ‘I’m actually a really nice guy’, nine passive aggressive responses, eight sofas surfing, seven ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the first day of Christmas Paul breach gave to me, a video in the same hoody.
On the second day of Christmas Paul breach gave to me, two big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the third day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me three turned down jobs, two big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me, four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me eight sofas surfing, seven ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me nine passive aggressive responses, eight sofas surfing, seven ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me Ten ‘I’m actually a really nice guy’, nine passive aggressive responses, eight sofas surfing, seven ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG(technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me, eleven excuses of being a shit dad, Ten ‘I’m actually a really nice guy’, nine passive aggressive responses, eight sofas surfing, seven ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Paul breach gave to me, 12 feet pictures, eleven excuses of being a shit dad, Ten ‘I’m actually a really nice guy’, nine passive aggressive responses, eight sofas surfing, seven ‘oh isn’t sophie amazing’, six turbo Tina’s, five I DID NOTHING WRONG (technically), four no context TikTok’s, 3 turned down jobs, 2 big hugs and a video in the same hoody.
livelaughlobotomy
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Here's a little Friday treat for you before I update the wiki this evening 
nurseren
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Wouldn’t show our face? Paul I’ll even show you my arseDid anyone see that guy saying "Paul you should fight someone on that page" Paul then replied saying "it wouldn't happen cos they'd have to show their face" trust me Paul, we'd all jump at the chance to grab you and knock you out lad. Pissing so bad!
BillyBearHam
Member
Honestly, I don’t give a fuck about Paul. I don’t care where he’s gone because we all know he will be back. The past few days he has spent manipulating his audience. He’s running scared after Kev (tiktokofficial) got attacked. He knows there’s some angry dads out there waiting to smash his head in. Throwing in his dads a military man for what?
He has the audacity to condemn the people that tracked down Kev when he is the one sliding into young girls DMs begging to meet them & slagging a girl off who had BV! Then he gets someone to record him playing with a dog. Then he records himself crying about his son sending him a happy easter text - guess it was a bit different to “Your ruining my life - I hate you” texts he usually gets. Then he talks about his dad, that hes a military man. That he has a new wife - except she’s not new. How his mom died & its her anniversary today. Then changes his bio to bait people. Then deletes his tiktok.
its all very thought out & planned. Why does he need to do all that? Because he knows it will get people talking about him. He already sees himself as a celeb. His ego is huge. He will never leave tiktok because in real life he’s a nobody. Hes 42, lives with his dad & stepmom who does his washing and changes his bed sheets, cooks his tea & slags him off to his dad about how hes such a fucking loser and how these should be their retirement ages where they can live their best lives but cant because Paul the let down of the family wont fucking leave.
He will be back. He always is. Blokes a fucking loser.
He has the audacity to condemn the people that tracked down Kev when he is the one sliding into young girls DMs begging to meet them & slagging a girl off who had BV! Then he gets someone to record him playing with a dog. Then he records himself crying about his son sending him a happy easter text - guess it was a bit different to “Your ruining my life - I hate you” texts he usually gets. Then he talks about his dad, that hes a military man. That he has a new wife - except she’s not new. How his mom died & its her anniversary today. Then changes his bio to bait people. Then deletes his tiktok.
its all very thought out & planned. Why does he need to do all that? Because he knows it will get people talking about him. He already sees himself as a celeb. His ego is huge. He will never leave tiktok because in real life he’s a nobody. Hes 42, lives with his dad & stepmom who does his washing and changes his bed sheets, cooks his tea & slags him off to his dad about how hes such a fucking loser and how these should be their retirement ages where they can live their best lives but cant because Paul the let down of the family wont fucking leave.
He will be back. He always is. Blokes a fucking loser.
Snapshotstye
Chatty Member
Tadaaa
We shouldn’t be surprised. That time he got catfished and thought he was meeting another 19 year one and flashed a condom on live saying “won’t be needing this now”. He said it was photoshopped but it definitely wasn’t. A few of us had witnessed it live. Relationship guy my ass. He plays the sweet guy, but that’s all he wants from these teens.
Squidward's Missus
Chatty Member
It'll be better than when Amber's lawyer mentioned the "Amber Turd" nickname in court.This comment is killing me, I can't stop thinking about it
Imagine how many times billy bear ham would be mentioned!
Is it true, Mr Breach, that you were given such nicknames as Victorian Ghost, Billy Bear Ham, and See Through Sausage? Didn't the defendants also claim that you didn't get enough tummy time as a baby due to your unbelievably flat head? In fact, was it not suggested that you resembled a thumb on many occasions because of this.....?
Popcornfiend
Active member
Just a reminder to the nonce and his supporters because clearly they don't fucking understand, IF THE OTHER PERSON HASN'T GIVEN YOU CONSENT WILLINGLY AND ENTHUSIASTICALLY, ITS A NO.
What don't these sick bastards realise. Why would you want to "have sex" with someone who is not in to it.
I hope you get fucked by the long dick of the law Paul Breach. You disgusting piece of shit.
What don't these sick bastards realise. Why would you want to "have sex" with someone who is not in to it.
I hope you get fucked by the long dick of the law Paul Breach. You disgusting piece of shit.
wineanddine
VIP Member
Pain? Just own it babs x
purplepower
Chatty Member
I bet he runs up the stairs on all fours tooSounds like he ran upstairs after talking to his dad too and that reminds me of a literal child
BeansOnBeans
Chatty Member
Does anyone else think Pool borders on being an incel, amongst being a loser in his dad's bathroom and preying on kids?
He can't hold a functioning relationship, talks to women like utter shit but shits himself in any from of presence of a man, and I can't imagine his Salad Fingers like dick has been anywhere near a woman for a good number of years, because the only thing he is pulling is his back with his chat.
He can't hold a functioning relationship, talks to women like utter shit but shits himself in any from of presence of a man, and I can't imagine his Salad Fingers like dick has been anywhere near a woman for a good number of years, because the only thing he is pulling is his back with his chat.
