Londoncailín
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Can we please move the f**k on from Waterbabies 
Cáca_Milis
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heyhello25
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brandambassador
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Dublin you Beaut’ X-OH-X
So back from France and back to Dublin,
Not with family but here with Sinead-
I convinced her to come stay, to eat & to drink
And of course for everything I paid!
First of all - we must go back,
Way back to my first gym!
When I became so obsessed with myself-
And selfie’d myself - me so thin.
‘Welcome back to Fly-fit gym Siobhan,
The old you really found yourself here!
But the constant posing & insta stories,
Really grinded everyone’s gears!’
Next let’s pass- my first place of work,
A little window shot for old times sake!
Now let me remind you I hated corporate life,
But have you SEEN what an actuary makes?!
Back into the hair lounge, back in to scrounge-
A blow dry that’ll last me a week!
Dry the sweat in, let it really sink in,
And don’t wash it until the grease has peaked!
Next on my list, how could we forget,
I’m such a big GAA fan!
What do you mean, I’ve never said this before?
SHUR I LIVE in hill 16 with my clan!
Anyway this year Dublin did not make the final,
But Sinead being from Co. Tyrone,
Meant just for one night, a match was in sight,
I needed a ticket of my own!
Here is the problem with my one lifetime troll,
As I told a few fibs Sat-ur-day,
She found me out, and got rude about,
The fact that I didn’t even pay!
I knew all week long, that Tyrone were strong,
And Sinead & Jack NEED me for banter,
I promised Sinead I’d continue to pay,
And 2 weeks in the bigger room I’d grant her!
Sinead she came true, unlike the boys in blue,
And by Thursday I knew it was Game ON,
that one feckin troll, thru my lies she scrolled,
There was no Kilkenny man who’d forgone!..
Forgone a ticket, so I could go too,
That story you see was a lie!
Tickets were short & demand being high
With so many fans willing to buy!
The match itself was a mighty day out,
I drank, and I ate, and I drank,
I hadn’t even showered since the 5am gym,
My friends jokingly said that I stank!
Tyrone won the game, I met loads of fans,
Posed for photos & then drank some more,
By midnight that night,boozy me was full flight,
But now I can’t even remember the scores!
The next morning I woke, my hangover a joke,
Dying for a chicken fillet roll,
I texted Sinead, it was her turn to pay,
But she was too busy getting her hole
On my walk to the shop, I checked my DMs,
And saw people were doubting my story,
Why is it that when I tell a small lie,
That one troll goes asking for glory?!
Block, delete, block, delete and tell Sinead,
This is how I deal with that hate,
Back to the apartment with my roll & my treats
So Sinead can remind me I’m great!
Better sign off now, I still have the fear,
I need a fresh head and mindset for Monday ,
Did I mention that I got some free meals?
What a way to brighten up my Sunday!
If you wake up tomorrow & I have you blocked,
It’s for your benefit not for mine!
I bet you’re so miserable with your own life,
That you even start work about nine?
Don’t forget guys, that this week will bring,
A few upcoming furnace places!
And don’t forget we post honest reviews-
So far we’ve always just aced it!!
It’s never too late to change your whole life,
You can move country & life different-LY,
No job and no kids, free meals for a few quid,
And Sinead heg doesn’t have a degree
Xxx.
So back from France and back to Dublin,
Not with family but here with Sinead-
I convinced her to come stay, to eat & to drink
And of course for everything I paid!
First of all - we must go back,
Way back to my first gym!
When I became so obsessed with myself-
And selfie’d myself - me so thin.
‘Welcome back to Fly-fit gym Siobhan,
The old you really found yourself here!
But the constant posing & insta stories,
Really grinded everyone’s gears!’
Next let’s pass- my first place of work,
A little window shot for old times sake!
Now let me remind you I hated corporate life,
But have you SEEN what an actuary makes?!
Back into the hair lounge, back in to scrounge-
A blow dry that’ll last me a week!
Dry the sweat in, let it really sink in,
And don’t wash it until the grease has peaked!
Next on my list, how could we forget,
I’m such a big GAA fan!
What do you mean, I’ve never said this before?
SHUR I LIVE in hill 16 with my clan!
Anyway this year Dublin did not make the final,
But Sinead being from Co. Tyrone,
Meant just for one night, a match was in sight,
I needed a ticket of my own!
Here is the problem with my one lifetime troll,
As I told a few fibs Sat-ur-day,
She found me out, and got rude about,
The fact that I didn’t even pay!
I knew all week long, that Tyrone were strong,
And Sinead & Jack NEED me for banter,
I promised Sinead I’d continue to pay,
And 2 weeks in the bigger room I’d grant her!
Sinead she came true, unlike the boys in blue,
And by Thursday I knew it was Game ON,
that one feckin troll, thru my lies she scrolled,
There was no Kilkenny man who’d forgone!..
Forgone a ticket, so I could go too,
That story you see was a lie!
Tickets were short & demand being high
With so many fans willing to buy!
The match itself was a mighty day out,
I drank, and I ate, and I drank,
I hadn’t even showered since the 5am gym,
My friends jokingly said that I stank!
Tyrone won the game, I met loads of fans,
Posed for photos & then drank some more,
By midnight that night,boozy me was full flight,
But now I can’t even remember the scores!
The next morning I woke, my hangover a joke,
Dying for a chicken fillet roll,
I texted Sinead, it was her turn to pay,
But she was too busy getting her hole
On my walk to the shop, I checked my DMs,
And saw people were doubting my story,
Why is it that when I tell a small lie,
That one troll goes asking for glory?!
Block, delete, block, delete and tell Sinead,
This is how I deal with that hate,
Back to the apartment with my roll & my treats
So Sinead can remind me I’m great!
Better sign off now, I still have the fear,
I need a fresh head and mindset for Monday ,
Did I mention that I got some free meals?
What a way to brighten up my Sunday!
If you wake up tomorrow & I have you blocked,
It’s for your benefit not for mine!
I bet you’re so miserable with your own life,
That you even start work about nine?
Don’t forget guys, that this week will bring,
A few upcoming furnace places!
And don’t forget we post honest reviews-
So far we’ve always just aced it!!
It’s never too late to change your whole life,
You can move country & life different-LY,
No job and no kids, free meals for a few quid,
And Sinead heg doesn’t have a degree
Xxx.
LetsCallEmOut
VIP Member
Excellent summary right there
brandambassador
VIP Member
‘‘Twas 3 nights before Christmas,
And all through the O-House,
Mam said ‘there’s no drink left’
But siobhan had her doubts.
for each year you see,
When she came home by surprise,
She bought & hid alcohol-
Just more of her lies.
For two weeks before Christmas,
Each night was a sesh,
Forget 8pm curfews,
And nphet do not know best.
Siobhan & the family,
Drink their way through December,
And for all of 2022,
Through insta reels they’ll remember :
The nights in McGowans,
Titled “ Dublin you beaut’
And a month of house parties,
Liver disease will be acute!
But now it’s Christmas Eve,
The last sesh before Mr Claus,
Before flying back to Bali,
Overriding restriction laws.
Siobhan has asked Santa-
For a surprise this year,
Some polished London products,
And some my protein gear.
There’s one week remaining,
For siobhan at home with the fam,
No more rocky road
From her identical mam.
I wish you a merry Christmas,
Tattlers you really are the best.
Say a prayer that this Christmas Eve,
Siobhan survives the last sesh!
thank you tattlers for a good laugh always xx
And all through the O-House,
Mam said ‘there’s no drink left’
But siobhan had her doubts.
for each year you see,
When she came home by surprise,
She bought & hid alcohol-
Just more of her lies.
For two weeks before Christmas,
Each night was a sesh,
Forget 8pm curfews,
And nphet do not know best.
Siobhan & the family,
Drink their way through December,
And for all of 2022,
Through insta reels they’ll remember :
The nights in McGowans,
Titled “ Dublin you beaut’
And a month of house parties,
Liver disease will be acute!
But now it’s Christmas Eve,
The last sesh before Mr Claus,
Before flying back to Bali,
Overriding restriction laws.
Siobhan has asked Santa-
For a surprise this year,
Some polished London products,
And some my protein gear.
There’s one week remaining,
For siobhan at home with the fam,
No more rocky road
From her identical mam.
I wish you a merry Christmas,
Tattlers you really are the best.
Say a prayer that this Christmas Eve,
Siobhan survives the last sesh!
thank you tattlers for a good laugh always xx
LetsCallEmOut
VIP Member
Dear Diary,
I’ve been lying to you. Lying by omission.
Before we get into the lying stuff (so reddy-yellow, I know!) I have to tell you about the trolls. Sinead asked for some feedback on “Surrounded by Twats” and someone actually had the gall to do it!!!! My leggings fell right out of my camel toe when I saw it! The fecking cheek! Sinead was crying in her room because the constructive and completely objective & justified comments were so cruel (actually, sorry, no... she was asleep and oblivious, but it’s the same thing) ... I was at the end of a 65 hour day as I had been busy with my fake app, and as a good friend I jumped in to defend her. It turned into a mass debate (something I don’t do, ever), and I showed those trolls what’s what. This one girl had set up a fake profile just to troll me (the same one who’s been doing it for the last 72 years) and said she had years of education on the topic. I’m calling bullshit. No one knows psychology better than me . Except Sinead. But she doesn’t have a qualification and is therefore a lesser person than me by default. I managed to get a little dig at her too Diary... you would have been proud 🥲
I had to do an email to my mailing list just in case people see what the trolls say and realise that everything they say is correct, and that I’m in fact a massive fraud
Dodged a bullet Diary, TG. I live to shite another day.
In other news, I was forced against my will to do a photoshoot for My-OHtein. Fuck sake. They just wanted Sinead on her own but I said no way... we come as a package or not at all. I really had a great time doing it. I don’t feel remotely awkward or insecure standing next to the Beg and we don’t resent anything about each other at all. I even showed everyone how to do some (a) burpee!
Just in case the abject hatred between myself and Sinead was obvious, we agreed to do a podcast to keep Brand Oh-Beg alive. Her people talked to my people (who are the same people) to set it up. I like to think of us as the Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan of the #fitfam
but I would never tell anyone except you, dear Diary.
Really not much else going on besides my passive acceptance of my clear unhappiness by leaving Bali and going to Portugal. I love keeping people on their toes - no one ever knows what my next move is going to be I thought people would say negative things about me traveling for non-essential reasons during a pandemic on a First Class flight from a financially decimated country but CHECK OUT THE INSTA COMMENTS!! EVERYONE LOVES AUL SHIV!!
Until next time Dear Diary. LOLs and YOLO. Xx
I’ve been lying to you. Lying by omission.
Before we get into the lying stuff (so reddy-yellow, I know!) I have to tell you about the trolls. Sinead asked for some feedback on “Surrounded by Twats” and someone actually had the gall to do it!!!! My leggings fell right out of my camel toe when I saw it! The fecking cheek! Sinead was crying in her room because the constructive and completely objective & justified comments were so cruel (actually, sorry, no... she was asleep and oblivious, but it’s the same thing) ... I was at the end of a 65 hour day as I had been busy with my fake app, and as a good friend I jumped in to defend her. It turned into a mass debate (something I don’t do, ever), and I showed those trolls what’s what. This one girl had set up a fake profile just to troll me (the same one who’s been doing it for the last 72 years) and said she had years of education on the topic. I’m calling bullshit. No one knows psychology better than me . Except Sinead. But she doesn’t have a qualification and is therefore a lesser person than me by default. I managed to get a little dig at her too Diary... you would have been proud 🥲
I had to do an email to my mailing list just in case people see what the trolls say and realise that everything they say is correct, and that I’m in fact a massive fraud
Dodged a bullet Diary, TG. I live to shite another day.In other news, I was forced against my will to do a photoshoot for My-OHtein. Fuck sake. They just wanted Sinead on her own but I said no way... we come as a package or not at all. I really had a great time doing it. I don’t feel remotely awkward or insecure standing next to the Beg and we don’t resent anything about each other at all. I even showed everyone how to do some (a) burpee!
Just in case the abject hatred between myself and Sinead was obvious, we agreed to do a podcast to keep Brand Oh-Beg alive. Her people talked to my people (who are the same people) to set it up. I like to think of us as the Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan of the #fitfam
but I would never tell anyone except you, dear Diary.Really not much else going on besides my passive acceptance of my clear unhappiness by leaving Bali and going to Portugal. I love keeping people on their toes - no one ever knows what my next move is going to be
I thought people would say negative things about me traveling for non-essential reasons during a pandemic on a First Class flight from a financially decimated country but CHECK OUT THE INSTA COMMENTS!! EVERYONE LOVES AUL SHIV!!Until next time Dear Diary. LOLs and YOLO. Xx
monsterinlaw
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Irish people have every right to give their children Irish names. There's no need to cater for "non Irish people". The French, Italians, Germans etc give their kids names in their native languages, why shouldn't Irish people.
If people can learn how to pronounce Versace or Yves Saint Laurent, they can learn how to pronounce an Irish name.
Sparklelife2304
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The O’Hagan sisters
SpendTooMuchTimeOnHere
VIP Member
Thread suggestion: Airfryer, frequent flyer, content dire, still a liar
forgotmyacc
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Listen... I found out last year that I have an older sibling I never knew I had and Shivs pregnancy announcement is probably still my biggest shock of 2023I wouldnt be suprised, although to be honest no news will ever surprise me as much as her pregnancy announcement for cornrows. And I mean that for my whole life in general not just Shiv related news
brandambassador
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Guys honestly thanks so much for the last 2 threads and this one. I know we all have shit going on, I literally have shit going on. I had surgery in Feb for a colostomy bag for my MS as my pregnancy last year caused damage to my bowel muscle. I’m so physically sick and sore these days I’m back working from home as some days I can’t do much. Not looking for attention, I know @Londoncailín said another day that she has stuff going on, I’m sure we all do but honestly when I see the laughs in here I always know there will be a laugh before bed and when I wake up! So big sweaty testicle hugs to everyone 
xx
xxwholovesorangesoda
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Cáca_Milis
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I'm still speechless and shooketh. And soooo far behind on the last thread But just want to give a thread title suggestion:
Siobhan O'Hagan #44
Furnace baking a mini muffin, after Darragh's one night stuffin'
Siobhan O'Hagan #44
Furnace baking a mini muffin, after Darragh's one night stuffin'
username123456
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She's as mad as a brush.
I remember wondering if I was rushing into it when I let my other half into some photos with my family but then I thought, fuck it, it's his wedding too and he's paid half, I should let him in.
I remember wondering if I was rushing into it when I let my other half into some photos with my family but then I thought, fuck it, it's his wedding too and he's paid half, I should let him in.
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SIXTYNINEDUDES!
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"Twas the night before jizzmas...."
instaknobs
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Lads I don’t have a google phone but I’m making myself howl with my basic Apple
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Okay so I can kind of relate to Siobans situation. I was in a very casual sex only relationship for a year. I then fell pregnant last April and even though I had an abortion years ago and was never maternal I just knew this was different and I wanted to keep the baby. I'd just turned 30 and somehow all of a sudden felt maternal. It was a complete shock and I
was prepared to do it on my own and did not expect anything from the father. Skip forward 9 months and we are madly in love. Unfortunately my beautiful baby boy was stillborn in December. However, my life has been changed irrevocably for the better.
Seeing Siobhan and her situation, it is kind of similar tbf - I am absolutely cringing with big announcement considering they rode for the first time less than three months ago. I didn't put anything on social media until late in the pregnancy and until we were properly together etc. I was so conscious of respecting his boundaries and privacy as I didn't want to scare him off and wanted to give us every chance of giving things a go for the sake of our child. It was baby steps the whole way.
Siobhan strikes me as someone who is just going to completely overstep the mark the whole time with him and literally probably shouted with glee when she found out she was pregnant not because it's a blessing but because she caught your man rotten.
Honestly, the last few months have been tough and I don't begrudge anyone a pregnancy etc but seeing this clown use it for attention and to catch a man is nauseating.
Okay so I can kind of relate to Siobans situation. I was in a very casual sex only relationship for a year. I then fell pregnant last April and even though I had an abortion years ago and was never maternal I just knew this was different and I wanted to keep the baby. I'd just turned 30 and somehow all of a sudden felt maternal. It was a complete shock and I
was prepared to do it on my own and did not expect anything from the father. Skip forward 9 months and we are madly in love. Unfortunately my beautiful baby boy was stillborn in December. However, my life has been changed irrevocably for the better.Seeing Siobhan and her situation, it is kind of similar tbf - I am absolutely cringing with big announcement considering they rode for the first time less than three months ago. I didn't put anything on social media until late in the pregnancy and until we were properly together etc. I was so conscious of respecting his boundaries and privacy as I didn't want to scare him off and wanted to give us every chance of giving things a go for the sake of our child. It was baby steps the whole way.
Siobhan strikes me as someone who is just going to completely overstep the mark the whole time with him and literally probably shouted with glee when she found out she was pregnant not because it's a blessing but because she caught your man rotten.
Honestly, the last few months have been tough and I don't begrudge anyone a pregnancy etc but seeing this clown use it for attention and to catch a man is nauseating.