Eleanor Abernathy
VIP Member
New book??
Those eyebrows, dear lord. I love a brow but they're ridiculous. .
I bloody love French onion soup, even though it takes hours I often just make it for myself! If I could ever go back in time I'd go back to the 80s and have a bowl of my mum's home made onion soup with cheesy croutons.The food she ordered was “French Onion soup” which is traditionally: brown, more watery than other soups & served with a piece of French bread in it (called a large crouton). If you:
A: Have absolutely no idea what it is, but order it because it sounds French
or
B: Leave the bread in to go soggy, fall apart and then take a photo
You are a complete dipshit.
(Edited to add, I worked in a bar (in rural Ireland) popular with American tourists, who used to order a pint of Guinness, take 75 smiling selfies, then complain that it was disgusting, so it touched a nerve)
Have you ever seen Fern MUA’s chin? That is hella pointy too. It’s a thing called a tinkabelle lookHer mate has the pointiest face i have ever seen
”We’ve heard you’ve been involved in an accident that wasn’t your fault...”Would you say Sallie has ever had a phonecall that wasn’t ‘amazing news’ ?
More chance of them swimming with bunk bedsHave they swam with dolphins yet?
Can’t be arsed with cryptic shit either spill the tea or don’t botherLike I said I’m limited to how I can tell my val story
I could of been back for a house party
I could be a strange sky man who stole pjs
I could be a friend of her friend and just went one time with our mutual friend
I could of meet her in the gym downstairs, got chatting and gone up for a afternoon line of coke or even the Amazon delivery guy, buzzed on got ask to bring my package up and invite in for a fuck
Who knows??
you decided
Here Sal lies in a tourist part of a Mexican town
Spain hates her and her bum crack is all brown
Ain’t never home she’s got dudes to bone
Looks like poo, crazy hair do
No ones loving you, loving youuuuuu
TRAGEDY
Made a music videoWhen your on Only Fans but you ride like your Nan TRAGEDY