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ksr96 said:

Her face in these pictures man I just can’t fucking cope she’s literally doing herself dirty with these

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She looks like a retired pro wrestler who’s now decided to live out his elderly years trans

Why the long face Sal?

When your on Only Fans but you ride like your Nan TRAGEDY

Didn’t realise until now, Frog was in Thailand with her and S!

I bet it persuaded her to buy that hoverboard she was pushed off that fateful night!!

I’m starting to think there is some truth in her blaming the frog for her misfrogtunes ya know




I’ve looked deeper and look, It has a membership at Athelis too!!??? just looked back at her pics on her grid and noticed it’s stood right there in the pool area with her!!! Wtfff, Sal you need to get away from this frog girl.



I don’t want to scare anyone here but I genuinely think everyone in Liverpool needs to lock their doors, she has real stalker problems with this frog, it was in Tulum - look!!

When you’ve got wonky boobs and Arfan robbed your Loubs. TRAGEDY.

Shes back!!!

Elle__Dee said:

Do you though.

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Are you Lorraine kelly

TODAY:

*Sallies Ma is loading the dishwasher and her phone rings, she rolls her eyes and picks up*

SALLIES MA: ALRIGHT GERL, YOU OK?

AXL: *scouse accent* IYAAAA MUM, SOYYYYY CAN I AV THE GIRLS TODAY DEN? *tilts head to the side and smiles at herself in the reflection of her coffee table* IVE JUST BEEN THE GYM SO GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO MAY ASWEL HAVE DEM.

SALLIES MA: YEAH BUT IVE GOT TO BE THERE WIV YA DONT I, SO WHAT SHALL WE DO?


AXL: *essex accent* DO YA FINK YOU COULD LEND ME SOME COIN TO TAKE THEM TO SAN CARLO FOR A COCKTAIL & SIDE SALAD? *breathing in whilst running and jumping over her sofa*

SALIES MA: THEYVE HAD THEIR DINNER LOVE, DO YA FANCY TAKING THEM THE FARM?

AXL: *scottish accent* OCK NO, THEY WILL BE GREETIN. HOW ABOUT YE LEND ME SOME MUNEH TO TAKE THEM TO THE SUNBED SHOP? *checking her tan lines an catching a whiff of her canoe and loudly borking*

SALLIES MA: DONT THINK THEYLL LIKE THAT HUN, HOW ABAR A LITTLE SHOPPING SPREE IN SMYTHS?

AXL: *posh accent* ONE WOULD SUGGEST THAT A LITTLE TRIP TO THE SWIMMING POOL WOULD BE SPLENDID

SALLIES MA: THAT SOUNDS OK. WE WILL PICK YOU UP LATER.

*AT SWIMMING POOL*

AXL: *Back to scouse accent* JUSSSS GONNA PULL ME FUCKING THONG RA UP MY SQUARE HAIRY CRACK, GET A PIC QUICK MA, I CAN CHARGE £3.50 FOR DIS

*Sallies mum winces whilst looking at her daughter pull her thong that far up her fat flapped ham butty you can almost see the UTI starting*

AXL: COME ON DEN GERRLLZZ GERRIN THE POOL *does the crab off the side of the pool and into the water, extensions get caught around someone’s leg*

SAV: NAN, ME MA IS TANGLED DOWN HERE LIKE... *Fixing her goggles and swimming away in the other direction*

*A MYSTERIOUS HAND GRABS SALLIE BY THE HEAD AND LIFTS HER OUT THE WATER.. it’s _xselli*

SELLIE: IVE GOT MORE CLASS IN ME UNSHELLAC’D LITTLE TOE

AXL: FUCK. HI BABE. AWW *tilts head to one side and gurns*

*Sallie picks up her snide Chanel broach off the side of the pool and runs out the exit, Sellie quickly chases after her opening a jar of pickled eggs and starts hurling them at her. Sallie is later found in an edgy puddle outside with a gorgeous new matching eye brow cut on her other eye*

Eleanor Abernathy said:

That dive when she set the camera up and dove in out off shot

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One of my favourite Tulum moments

Scragbags said:

Galloped here as soon as I saw that post she's got neighhhh class at all

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Neighhhhh class and a square ass

laughing said:

Actually now 100% convinced that she posted it here herself

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I don't really know what's happening.

But what I do know is Sali and a friend sent several emails this week to say delete these threads.

The next day a brand new poster posted something that was way over the top and everyone said not acceptable. It was deleted pretty quickly.

A few hours later this friend of Sali sent the screen shot saying how disgusting tattle was.

Fancy that, managing to get a screen shot of a vile message that was deleted pretty quickly that looked blatantly like someone trying to smear and discredit.

It's pretty obvious who was behind that and their intentions.

We've got very strict rules here, so all you're left with is people's opinions on public figures. Something that's inescapable and always has existed in the free world.

“What have you achieved in your life....?”

Come here and I tell ya. I am 35, in the past 8 years I have battled through cancer (actual cancer Sal, not a made up diagnosis) have had 13 surgeries with several more to go, I completed 2 bachelor of science degrees (studying in college at night) and a post grad specialised cert, while juggling surgeries, side effects, menopause, chronic pain, 2 children (who I have full custody of - they are actually beside me now helping to do the christmas decorations), I also run a whole support network which I built from scratch and is used by hundreds of women. I do awareness work and campaigns with several charities and health organisations and I am currently preparing to undertake another degree while having surgery every 6 months to try save my bladder for as long as we can before that gets yanked out of me like my whole reproductive system was. (And every surgery is a massive risk because I have a bleeding disorder..) And this is just the short version...

You might think the people on here have sad lives and are just jealous of you but you know what, even though my life is very hard some days and my mental health (actual confirmed diagnosis aswell) really limits me, I would not swap any of that to be like you. Isnt it a sad state of affairs when someone like me - who is in a daily battle with the devastation that cancer left on their mind and body - would rather keep living that life than have yours?

Think about that hun

I I seriously cannot stop laughing. I’ve fashioned my own Valmain top by shoving my Chinese takeaway tub up my decorating top. Put your orders in early for yours for your very own rat gurlz Xmas outfit (free ring light for the first 20 orders)

#31 She’s mean, unclean, she’s Valerie Baxel-Bean

OkTinkerbell said:

Yes your and "how if this is true" wasn't dismissing at all. There are about 30 cobbled alleyways in Ormskirk, I can DM you a map with them marked up if you like.

Believe me, don't believe me, I'm not that arsed. I found this site and this thread today after wondering what the fuck she keeps going on about when she says people are talking and making shit up about her, and a bit of googling led me here. Just thought I'd post as I saw someone further up asking if anyone has actually met her.

After the first lockdown you could still walk into a bar without booking a table, you didn't have to wear masks and all that shit. It was only mid-September all those rules came in.

I mean if I was going to make something up I'd have gone with she offered my husband a blowjob down the alley in exchange for a voddy and coke, it was a pretty boring story really. No wonder nobody else has bothered posting about meeting her.


Thank you! I can totally see why nobody else has bothered posting about meeting her. Lesson learned!

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Thanks for sharing and I believe you.


Some people need to stop being so dismissive on this thread. Its going to stop people coming on and divulging what information they have when people are rude back to them

No idea if this works, but enjoy girls x

FUCK ME
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