Thread title!Soho house to chef and brewer
Soho house to chef and brewer, insta career is in the sewer
Soho house to chef and brewer, insta career is in the sewer
Unbelievable
Chatty Member
That Q&A she's done, what a load of patronising bullshit. Who in their right fucking mind would ask parenting advice from that twat. It's like they think she's some kind of mama guru 
Questions that should be asked on grabby's Q&As:-
01. What attracted you to Gingy Saville on your year 8 school trip to wales?
02. What were your parents reaction about you being groomed by the40 24 yr old virgin?
03. Did Benpeck do all your coursework for your law degree?
04. What time do you get up in the mornings to get your 10000+ steps in?
05. Is your younger brother George a social misfit too?
06. Do you actually own a hairbrush?
07. Why are you obsessed with having to do everything first?
08. Did someone actually say to you in Liberty "You've got this mama" or where you hallucinating at the time?
09. How often does your cleaner come?
10. How much do you donate to charity from the freebies/ads? Do you do this because there's some kind of tax loophole?
11. Why do you lie about your kids milestones? It's not a bloody competition.
12. Why are you obsessed about family traditions?
13. If history repeats itself and Freya gets groomed at the same age you were, how will you deal with it?
14. Have you given up on your blog?
15. Why do you overuse !!!??? and what's with the curly brackets?
16. Exactly what colour is 'texture'?
17. When will you actually get a proper job?
Questions that should be asked on grabby's Q&As:-01. What attracted you to Gingy Saville on your year 8 school trip to wales?
02. What were your parents reaction about you being groomed by the
03. Did Benpeck do all your coursework for your law degree?
04. What time do you get up in the mornings to get your 10000+ steps in?
05. Is your younger brother George a social misfit too?
06. Do you actually own a hairbrush?
07. Why are you obsessed with having to do everything first?
08. Did someone actually say to you in Liberty "You've got this mama" or where you hallucinating at the time?
09. How often does your cleaner come?
10. How much do you donate to charity from the freebies/ads? Do you do this because there's some kind of tax loophole?
11. Why do you lie about your kids milestones? It's not a bloody competition.
12. Why are you obsessed about family traditions?
13. If history repeats itself and Freya gets groomed at the same age you were, how will you deal with it?
14. Have you given up on your blog?
15. Why do you overuse !!!??? and what's with the curly brackets?
16. Exactly what colour is 'texture'?
17. When will you actually get a proper job?
HashtagRealTalk
Well-known member
Her response to 1971kezza makes my blood absolutely boil. No Grabby, Freya was NOT a pandemic baby or a 2020 baby and whilst Motherhood hasn’t been easy for anybody this past year YOU had your moment in the sun. You had your opportunity to parade your newborn around to your neighbours and friends and family and soakkkkkkk it alllll in....{and instead if I remember correctly she complained about being overwhelmed because everyone wanted to hold Freya etc so “escaped” the party early to piss off to wanky Soho House with her “favourite people” )...you had your Pinterest-laden Welcome to the World party, newborn photo shoots and even managed to have some semblance of a normal 1st birthday party because we weren’t in lockdown back in July...you had cafe dates with your Mama friends and access to normal baby classes back when {again if I remember correctly she didn’t bother doing anything like swimming because she didn’t think Freya would gain anything from it/no #kindlygifted classes were coughed up}....you took Freya to London on multiple occasions, squeezed in vacations and staycations whilst we have still been in a pandemic and pre-2020 went on holiday to three fucking continents across the two bloody hemispheres FFS. And As somebody who hasn’t had much of the above at all in my first year as a parent (we have had the fortune of a small staycation and meeting a few relatives pre lockdown) everything I’ve listed here is VERY much the icing on the cake and not the important stuff....
So no Grabby you’re not listening to what’s being said...as the saying goes we are all in the same storm but VERY much in different ships.
So no Grabby you’re not listening to what’s being said...as the saying goes we are all in the same storm but VERY much in different ships.
Ah the good old days before the tippex nails and courgette gluts. A better time, a more innocent time if you will. When we hadn't seen her nappy clad harris on t'internet and we were making brownies without her expert 'recipe' * advice.
When people still used the word Mum and apparently wore clothes that actually fitted and looked age appropriate!
*Rebeggar's stellar brownie recipe
You will need:
1) A car to drive you to Costco
2) A husband who earns 10 x more than yours, lady to pay at the checkout
3) the same cliché bastard kitchen/oven as every other instatwonk
4) a baking tray that may/maynot have been properly cleaned.
Method:
1)Take 15 pictures of kitchen from: near unsafe log burner, at one end of the island with a random selection of flowers that you have humble bragged about for days, of the sink with a bottle of [insert expensive brand's name] hand soap which you have actually refilled with Carex
2) open packet mix into bowl, take picture which includes a fannying F&M hamper somewhere in it.
3) add probably an egg or something, maybe a splash of water who knows, take a picture with some kind of cutesy measuring spoon set you were #prgifted when you could still be bothered to put an effort into content.
4) pour into a baking tray, I'm going to say you have lined with greaseproof paper and whack the whole shebang into the oven.
5) remove from oven after 50 minutes and take a further 870,854 sodding pictures.
6) once cool, add something game changing to the top like bircher museli, or some courgette pulp shit or a pot of some overpriced gloop
7) eat the whole lot whilst hiding from your child in case aforementioned child will get an attack of the vapours from smelling normal food.
Voila. C'est fini
When people still used the word Mum and apparently wore clothes that actually fitted and looked age appropriate!
*Rebeggar's stellar brownie recipe
You will need:
1) A car to drive you to Costco
2) A husband who earns 10 x more than yours, lady to pay at the checkout
3) the same cliché bastard kitchen/oven as every other instatwonk
4) a baking tray that may/maynot have been properly cleaned.
Method:
1)Take 15 pictures of kitchen from: near unsafe log burner, at one end of the island with a random selection of flowers that you have humble bragged about for days, of the sink with a bottle of [insert expensive brand's name] hand soap which you have actually refilled with Carex
2) open packet mix into bowl, take picture which includes a fannying F&M hamper somewhere in it.
3) add probably an egg or something, maybe a splash of water who knows, take a picture with some kind of cutesy measuring spoon set you were #prgifted when you could still be bothered to put an effort into content.
4) pour into a baking tray, I'm going to say you have lined with greaseproof paper and whack the whole shebang into the oven.
5) remove from oven after 50 minutes and take a further 870,854 sodding pictures.
6) once cool, add something game changing to the top like bircher museli, or some courgette pulp shit or a pot of some overpriced gloop
7) eat the whole lot whilst hiding from your child in case aforementioned child will get an attack of the vapours from smelling normal food.
Voila. C'est fini
MissTeddy
VIP Member
A passing stewardess leant over and whispered “you got this mama”
Sunshine&clouds
VIP Member
I don't know how thread titles work, but this is my suggestion.
Cooking a baby, living the plywood dream, 10 x more tiles than anyone's ever seen.
Cooking a baby, living the plywood dream, 10 x more tiles than anyone's ever seen.
MeliBelly
Well-known member
Allow me to offer you a preview, minus Granny’s Enid Blyton light and airy oh so dreamy filter she puts on her entire life:... awaits the amazing long winded travel blog post regarding her weeks holiday to Lake Garda (with Lake Garda being pronounced in the same voice of Hermione Granger when she casting spells)
Ciao because #ohitaly Recreates an old holiday because it was the best dream week ever? #vitaminsea #rvklovesbollocks
Breakdown at airport as Coronavirus is actually a Thing and Benpecked made us fly Easyjet with commoners but FreyBentosChopsyWopsyChicklet was a dream baby and breastfed/slept the whole way in her #prsample stroller when she wasn’t strapped and dangling by her crotch.
After arriving at Air BnB with mumma and The Gang has another breakdown as it’s not ‘Grammable at all and regretting being cheap when booking said apartment but what can you do when no one will #kindlygift a stay elsewhere?
All change into beige/pink floaty clothes and straw hats (frilly romper for Bentos obvs) for pictures (damn mumma for wearing the bloody blue halter top - so not Courtney et al)
Straight to Lidl for allll packet goods and then straight to pink wall for pictures as must recreate everything from previous years otherwise how will it be best ever? Remember to look down and spread legs!
Now to water for shots with vile but expensive bucket and spade for Bentos on thin hammam towel (Benpecked refused to carry shit coloured parasol as hand luggage
) Stare wistfully at boats and wonder if they will accept ExPoSuRe in exchange for a trip?Back to pink wall for Gelato shot and watch fountains whilst eating packet foods (sure mumma is sneaking wine out of her straw bag, urgh). Must remember hand hearts at some point too?
Rinse and bloody repeat.....
Faceymcfacey
Active member
I never comment, but often lurk, just wanted to say that I used lactation balls when I was feeding...more commonly known as Maltesers. I find them therapeutic still 4 years on from feeding too. I think they are helpful for whatever feeding method you employ. Or even if you decide children aren't for you. Certainly more helpful than oats and seeds I would say!
MeliBelly
Well-known member
Hammy Potter!!! You win Tattle
New thread title:
Hammy Potter and the prison crib of doom. Baby in the corridor coz Grabs needs her “guest” bedroom.
Faceymcfacey
Active member
There is a saying, 'when people show you who they are believe them.'
And for some of her followers who may not have looked that closely, on the surface her sad beige parenting style probably does look like it aligns with their values, and she does say she's living seasonally etc
But the truth is: she buys and sells second hand clothes for the money in both instances. It has nothing to do with sustainable, ethical living although it is a good mask for her tightness.
She never, ever donates anything.
She lives seasonally as long as its summer.
She's not practising slow living by taking her children out of school...because if she truly believed that she'd home school them. But she'd never actually do that at this age because it's too much work so she'll use school like optional child care. Instead waiting until they are old enough to be able to read/write/have basic maths and then take them out. It will absolutely not be in their best interests because nothing ever is, but instead so she can travel and validate all on instagram as aspirational.
She's banned the word 'fat' but absolutely practises disordered eating still. And worse pushes it on her kids. The way they eat isn't for their health but so Becky and her kids don't commit the cardinal sin of getting fat. Evidenced by the fact she doesn't give a flying fuck about giving them unregulated drugs to get them to sleep (again not in their best interests, but Becky's own).
She's worried about smart phone ownership and what it will do to their mental health but not what sharing every aspect of her and their lives since birth will do to their mental health. The fact that strangers know their full names, birth dates, school, address and house layout doesn't bother her. The fact that they can never just be, but are instead made to perform for the gram over and over again doesn't bother her. Make it make sense.
And also Becky, you're worried about smart phones when without one you were groomed at 13.
Temu is such a bad call, but not at all shocking to us. She doesn't actually care if child labour was used so that her children can have the perfect piece of tat because its not her children being damaged
and were not talking white boden esque, Blyton living children so in Becky's mind, 'do they even really count?'
Truth is there is no logic to Becky, just what she wants to protray but not actually live by...she pretends like a child. And that is at the crux of all of these issues...disordered eating, unable to form a coherent opinion, putting herself before her children, not giving a shit about the rest of the world, jumping on bandwagons...some of us were groomed at 13 Becky, and it really shows.
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Also want to add, I realise fellow tattlers have said this all before...I'm not adding anything new. I'm just incensed.
And for some of her followers who may not have looked that closely, on the surface her sad beige parenting style probably does look like it aligns with their values, and she does say she's living seasonally etc
But the truth is: she buys and sells second hand clothes for the money in both instances. It has nothing to do with sustainable, ethical living although it is a good mask for her tightness.
She never, ever donates anything.
She lives seasonally as long as its summer.
She's not practising slow living by taking her children out of school...because if she truly believed that she'd home school them. But she'd never actually do that at this age because it's too much work so she'll use school like optional child care. Instead waiting until they are old enough to be able to read/write/have basic maths and then take them out. It will absolutely not be in their best interests because nothing ever is, but instead so she can travel and validate all on instagram as aspirational.
She's banned the word 'fat' but absolutely practises disordered eating still. And worse pushes it on her kids. The way they eat isn't for their health but so Becky and her kids don't commit the cardinal sin of getting fat. Evidenced by the fact she doesn't give a flying fuck about giving them unregulated drugs to get them to sleep (again not in their best interests, but Becky's own).
She's worried about smart phone ownership and what it will do to their mental health but not what sharing every aspect of her and their lives since birth will do to their mental health. The fact that strangers know their full names, birth dates, school, address and house layout doesn't bother her. The fact that they can never just be, but are instead made to perform for the gram over and over again doesn't bother her. Make it make sense.
And also Becky, you're worried about smart phones when without one you were groomed at 13.
Temu is such a bad call, but not at all shocking to us. She doesn't actually care if child labour was used so that her children can have the perfect piece of tat because its not her children being damaged
and were not talking white boden esque, Blyton living children so in Becky's mind, 'do they even really count?' Truth is there is no logic to Becky, just what she wants to protray but not actually live by...she pretends like a child. And that is at the crux of all of these issues...disordered eating, unable to form a coherent opinion, putting herself before her children, not giving a shit about the rest of the world, jumping on bandwagons...some of us were groomed at 13 Becky, and it really shows.
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Also want to add, I realise fellow tattlers have said this all before...I'm not adding anything new. I'm just incensed.
Exhaustednurse
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But I do begrudge her a holiday actually, she’s not deserving. Prior to this year she’s had multiple luxury trips and holidays ever year, way beyond most people’s dreams. She has no job, no commute, and spends her life gardening and making porridge. Her parents are nearby and clearly provide her with ample support and help. She’s gifted many expensive items and regularly eats out.
So one year of not going on holiday was never going to harm her.
So one year of not going on holiday was never going to harm her.
toffeepenguin
Member
Too early for the next thread title?
Seasonally affected, pergola neglected, shartsuit selected, Tupperware collected.
Seasonally affected, pergola neglected, shartsuit selected, Tupperware collected.
Only Grabby would walk 500 miles to try and jiggle Hammy out on the right date.
With apologies to the Proclaimers...
When she wakes up, well I know she's gonna be,
She's gonna be the woman who gets up before you,
When she goes out, yeah I know she's gonna be
She's gonna be the mama who's got it more than you
When Ben earns cash , well I know he's gonna be
He's gonna be the man who earns 10x more than you
And when he hasn't hey I know he's gonna be
He's gonna be the man who's moaned at more than you
And Grabs would walk 500 miles
And Grabs would walk 500 more
Just to be the mama who walks a thousand miles
To have a crappy unkempt door
When she's working, yes I know she's gonna be
She's gonna be the mama who's working less than you
And when the money, comes in for the work she does
She'll pass almost no penny on to Tommy's too
When Ben comes home(When he comes home), well I know he's gonna be
He's gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And when Grabs grows old, well I know Ben's gonna be
He's gonna be the man who finds a younger you
But she would take 500 pics
And she would take 500 more
Just to be the mama who takes a thousand pics
Of walls and dusty floors
Frah Frah Frah frah
Frah Frah Frah Frah
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
Frah Frah Frah frah
Frah Frah Frah Frah
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un da da (da da da)
With apologies to the Proclaimers...
When she wakes up, well I know she's gonna be,
She's gonna be the woman who gets up before you,
When she goes out, yeah I know she's gonna be
She's gonna be the mama who's got it more than you
When Ben earns cash , well I know he's gonna be
He's gonna be the man who earns 10x more than you
And when he hasn't hey I know he's gonna be
He's gonna be the man who's moaned at more than you
And Grabs would walk 500 miles
And Grabs would walk 500 more
Just to be the mama who walks a thousand miles
To have a crappy unkempt door
When she's working, yes I know she's gonna be
She's gonna be the mama who's working less than you
And when the money, comes in for the work she does
She'll pass almost no penny on to Tommy's too
When Ben comes home(When he comes home), well I know he's gonna be
He's gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And when Grabs grows old, well I know Ben's gonna be
He's gonna be the man who finds a younger you
But she would take 500 pics
And she would take 500 more
Just to be the mama who takes a thousand pics
Of walls and dusty floors
Frah Frah Frah frah
Frah Frah Frah Frah
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
Frah Frah Frah frah
Frah Frah Frah Frah
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un da da (da da da)
youhavinabubble
Well-known member
She’s moaning that people have opinions on her pregnant body..... what like you had an opinion on Adele you scraggy bitch????? Ugh
Hashtagblessed
Active member
Alright plebs, here’s your bingo cards for the next couple of weeks!
MissTeddy
VIP Member
RVK can't even offer a room to her son ! let alone a refugee
Unbelievable
Chatty Member
Let me get this right...
So, Judith Charmless booked this #ohsomagical 2nd trip in 6 weeks to Italy, a while ago because the original planned family trip to Spain in June got cancelled. Ma and Pa Kedgers had their 30th wedding trip to Lake Garda cancelled in May. Then hey presto, after some radio silence on Instagram. A posting about their magical family holiday to Lake Garda appeared, with mucho justifications about going aka air corridors {referring to that space in-between your ears are you Grabzilla} etc., etc. Cases back home are mostly from household mixing... but erm Grabby, you've been mixing with your family since March 23rd. You've also been out and about with NCT friends; 2 days of socialising for Bentos 1st Birthday extravaganza; trips to the zoo with other people; squeezed in days out to London; various non local days out to grammable beaches; made full use of the Eat Out To Help Out scheme in August and more recently, whilst over mamas house you've met up with your vulnerable grandparents.
The government has ALWAYS stated from the very beginning non essential travel and this rule is still in place, obviously it was essential to travel to Italy {again!!!}, to get some content for your insta account before the government decides if we're going to have a mini lock down in the next few weeks.
You state instagram is a place for creativity [repetitivity in your case], a love of photography {gluts of boring veg and half dead flowers}, sharing wanderlust {are you referring to the travel magazine, the film with Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd or the TV series} and capturing memories {using your child for content via #ad/#aff/#kindlygifted/#prsample} rather than another place to have media panic {I'm pretty sure Italy are worried about a second wave, as are a lot of countries}... doesn't want to talk about politics {not like anyone has asked you too} and all the scary stuff right now {jesus how to sound like a 5 year old doing the voice over on the haribo adverts}.
I'm sure, come autumn... covid-19 ain't gonna stop Grabby buggering off to NYC for some Pumpkin therapy. The twat didn't think nothing about holidaying in Australia for nearly a month at the beginning of the year, when they were in the middle of those horrendous bush fires
So, Judith Charmless booked this #ohsomagical 2nd trip in 6 weeks to Italy, a while ago because the original planned family trip to Spain in June got cancelled. Ma and Pa Kedgers had their 30th wedding trip to Lake Garda cancelled in May. Then hey presto, after some radio silence on Instagram. A posting about their magical family holiday to Lake Garda appeared, with mucho justifications about going aka air corridors {referring to that space in-between your ears are you Grabzilla} etc., etc. Cases back home are mostly from household mixing... but erm Grabby, you've been mixing with your family since March 23rd. You've also been out and about with NCT friends; 2 days of socialising for Bentos 1st Birthday extravaganza; trips to the zoo with other people; squeezed in days out to London; various non local days out to grammable beaches; made full use of the Eat Out To Help Out scheme in August and more recently, whilst over mamas house you've met up with your vulnerable grandparents.
The government has ALWAYS stated from the very beginning non essential travel and this rule is still in place, obviously it was essential to travel to Italy {again!!!}, to get some content for your insta account before the government decides if we're going to have a mini lock down in the next few weeks.
You state instagram is a place for creativity [repetitivity in your case], a love of photography {gluts of boring veg and half dead flowers}, sharing wanderlust {are you referring to the travel magazine, the film with Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd or the TV series} and capturing memories {using your child for content via #ad/#aff/#kindlygifted/#prsample} rather than another place to have media panic {I'm pretty sure Italy are worried about a second wave, as are a lot of countries}... doesn't want to talk about politics {not like anyone has asked you too} and all the scary stuff right now {jesus how to sound like a 5 year old doing the voice over on the haribo adverts}.
I'm sure, come autumn... covid-19 ain't gonna stop Grabby buggering off to NYC for some Pumpkin therapy. The twat didn't think nothing about holidaying in Australia for nearly a month at the beginning of the year, when they were in the middle of those horrendous bush fires