bracket:bracket
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Feebsfeed #24: Spend a pound to save a penny
Pandakitten
Chatty Member
Wonder if there’s gonna be another new account to accommodate all the foot content - @thefeebsfeet
itsnotmyfaulthonest
Well-known member
The new job just flagged a memory of old Feebs from a previous thread…to add this wasn’t my work, but stolen from her Wiki here. If you get chance though, treat yourself to a viewing of the Wiki, didn’t half make me chuckle you funny trolls! 
arbucklefattyesquire
Member
Intention: Look at me - in a rush, arms full, busy, important, relatable.
Reality: sock and sandal wearing weeble who needs validating by strangers because the empty void inside is deeper than Jim’s belly button and smells worse.
I took my kids out yesterday. I packed the car and we left. We had some time together and we came home. Now, where is my medal? Or my advert with Tesco? Isn’t this what we do now?
She clearly has no real friends, only friends of her child’s (ie their parent) who have to tolerate conversing with her as the kids play whilst being distracting by her tooth jewel, her un brushed shit breath and who probably sit there thinking ‘why can I smell musty cat food bowl with a dash of helicopter smoke?’(just to confirm, it’s her unpanted minge, sweating in the seam of her momma jeans like a folded pork joint rammed into a hippos neck crease)
If she had real friends they would hopefully take her to one side and ask why she’s acting like she’s relatable to peasants as they pass round the roast swan and truffle cobs at flamingo land.
Reality: sock and sandal wearing weeble who needs validating by strangers because the empty void inside is deeper than Jim’s belly button and smells worse.
I took my kids out yesterday. I packed the car and we left. We had some time together and we came home. Now, where is my medal? Or my advert with Tesco? Isn’t this what we do now?
She clearly has no real friends, only friends of her child’s (ie their parent) who have to tolerate conversing with her as the kids play whilst being distracting by her tooth jewel, her un brushed shit breath and who probably sit there thinking ‘why can I smell musty cat food bowl with a dash of helicopter smoke?’(just to confirm, it’s her unpanted minge, sweating in the seam of her momma jeans like a folded pork joint rammed into a hippos neck crease)
If she had real friends they would hopefully take her to one side and ask why she’s acting like she’s relatable to peasants as they pass round the roast swan and truffle cobs at flamingo land.
swipe_up
VIP Member
Ah yes, but if you forget your lunch you can go to Greggs or somewhere and get a pie with a clear conscience
Notforthegram
Chatty Member
I'm fucking raging that this moronic cuntlard arsehole got gifted a whole holiday whilst me and my husband work fucking hard full time to barely manage 4 days in Butlins with the kids 
and what for?? Her whole content is rotting feet and child abuse, who looks at this waste of space and disgrace of a mother and think ah yes she deserves a free holiday??? I'm so disappointed in the world right now 
and what for?? Her whole content is rotting feet and child abuse, who looks at this waste of space and disgrace of a mother and think ah yes she deserves a free holiday??? I'm so disappointed in the world right now 
Riddlemethis
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SnooperTrooper
Chatty Member
It's also not a fake account as she says.
It's my actual account.
I've had 7 follow requests so far
I thought it was a good question.
I even changed the wording to 'dislike' from 'hate'
francesthemute
Chatty Member
Does she really think we all sitting and fretting that we are failing at life because our homes and families aren’t up to scratch with hers?
It’s the most offensive and self-congratulatory point of view isn’t it?
I really doubt Kelly from accounts is intimidated by me sharing a happy smiley pic anymore than I am when she shared her holiday
Why does Phoebe have such a complex about comparison? Most people don’t, right? I don’t think any of the people follow on IG have perfect lives, because my IQ is higher than that of a goldfish
If I were to get a little pang of jealousy though I can fucking guarantee it won’t be about her life. Possibly my Canadian friend who gets to ice skate on the lake, or my pal in Devon who is on the beach most days, but fat Phoebe and the kids she can’t stand, herhusband boyfriend who has no respect for her, her lack of creative thought, ambition, drive, interest in the world, her horrible stale house, the absence of anything homely cosy or comforting?
No. I love my life. It’s not easy or pretty much of the time, my kids are challenging atm, I have anxiety and depression and I need to lose 10lbs or none of my summer gear will fit… but I’m with people I love, I have a very rewarding job, my boyfriend is awesome, I spend lots of time with friends, I’m generally pretty content. Whether she portrays a perfect day or not won’t change that. So fuck you Phoebe
It’s the most offensive and self-congratulatory point of view isn’t it?
I really doubt Kelly from accounts is intimidated by me sharing a happy smiley pic anymore than I am when she shared her holiday
Why does Phoebe have such a complex about comparison? Most people don’t, right? I don’t think any of the people follow on IG have perfect lives, because my IQ is higher than that of a goldfish
If I were to get a little pang of jealousy though I can fucking guarantee it won’t be about her life. Possibly my Canadian friend who gets to ice skate on the lake, or my pal in Devon who is on the beach most days, but fat Phoebe and the kids she can’t stand, her
No. I love my life. It’s not easy or pretty much of the time, my kids are challenging atm, I have anxiety and depression and I need to lose 10lbs or none of my summer gear will fit… but I’m with people I love, I have a very rewarding job, my boyfriend is awesome, I spend lots of time with friends, I’m generally pretty content. Whether she portrays a perfect day or not won’t change that. So fuck you Phoebe
walterisback
Chatty Member
Why would anyone take beauty advice from a woman who looks like a cushion?
SnooperTrooper
Chatty Member
Her followers are delightful.
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