Mum123

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I'm confused why she's naked?
So she didn't sleep in the room with Jim? Which meant she slept with Herb? Well, it's a high bunk so I doubt that? So she slept on the sofa?
Or she slept in the room with Jim and when Herb got up, Vesper went in there. So why didn't she grab clothes when she got out of bed naked? 🤔
Shes on top bunk with her udders hanging down to the bottom bunk so they're just In reach when he Wakes up and fancies something spicy!
 
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heytherebaby

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That would make an excellent thread title
FeebsFeed; tikka tits and pickle minge, watch out kids, mums gonna whinge!
 
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swipe_up

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Omg I heard that and meant to come here to comment but was too busy with work 🤣🤣🤣 I just thought of this ginger twat and chuckled to myself
All the people talking about how they had to fight for a diagnosis for years

Victoria Derbyshire “Our next caller is Phoebe from Pickering, tell us your story please”

Mick “I diagnosed myself after reading an Instagram post but I only had it for 24 hours”

Victoria “uhmmm, errr ok… anything else you’d like to add”

Mick “Yeah, I breastfeed”
 
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Esbeepea

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Only works out when she's filming an ad. We can't tell the difference between her boyf and her dad.
 
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Fuck off Mick man, if there was any chance of her being blown away you would’ve filmed it and said she was pretending

welcome home you great big cunt
 
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lh01

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Are you on social media. I need tips like this in my life not shit mick tips like hotdogs in flasks
Yep! I’m an instagrammer called bettermamathanyou123. I show scandi baby led weaning recipes for my paleo, vegetarian children who follow a keto diet. We do lots of home made crafts including building a bunk bed out of twine. We exclusively wear frugi clothing and Boden and I’m still breast feeding my toddlers Ptolomey who goes by Toto, they’re 87 months, and their sibling Fjord, who’s 68 months. I don’t like to assign them a gender until they are old enough to understand the concept.
 
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Stimpii

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Phoebe Court #23 She’s making a list, she’s checking it twice, money saving tips, who needs her advice.
 
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Salt laden meals, hideous reels, there is nothing about Smugnalls account that appeals
 
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Lauz2427

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I can’t believe she can keep a straight face when she walks in and says she’s Herbie Holliday’s mum
Herbie Holliday sounds like a shit character in a children’s book.
Herbie Holliday and the crusty tit.
Herbie Holliday and his bag of useless shit.
Herbie Holliday and his cunt of a mother.
 
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