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I'm gonna say it, might offend some people but hey just my opinion....nobody forces you to have kids. I only had one, because I genuinely couldn't cope with another. If I ever got pregnant again I would have an abortion.
Why do people keep having kids then declare to the world they can't cope with said kids.
They didn't ask to be born so stop being such a c**t and deal with your decision.
Some women are addicted to the being pregnant and having attention, giving birth, having a baby and then when the child is a toddler they aren't interested anymore, it's sad.
I moan about my child most days because he's autistic and hard work, but also amazing! I didn't even expect I would have a child with additional needs....but...I moan about bad days to my best friend on a private message, not on the internet for all to see.
Cannot stand these influencers....I'm praying that they just disappear in the new year, can't stand any of them!

Herbert makes me think of tits pervert in Bridget Jones

I’ve lurked for ages and resisted registering but the ad for the gifted flowers tipped me over the edge.
She has a face like a satellite dish, it fills the screen. I guess your head swells that size when you’re so full of your own bullshit.
Don’t even get me started on the ‘I haven’t got time to...’ boll0cks.
Things I did when I had a 4 year old and a 6 month old:
Open university degree
Part time job
Keep my small, rented house (not fatty towers like that have) cleaned and organised
Avoided being a massive c**t

It really wasn’t that hard. To be fair, I bottle fed from early on. Maybe it’s the bap flap that takes time. Getting ones Tudor titties out must clearly take some monumental effort. Bit like when Jimmy boy is giving her one. Once he’s thrown the bag of flour to find the wet spot I bet he has to launch a scrambling net at her for the ascent.

Right, now I’ve spat my venom I will go back to quietly watching from the wings.

As you were.

I cried today too Phoebe. I cried because whilst outside the operating room at great ormand Street hospital, my 2 year old said mummy I'm scared. I carried her and held her whilst she was put under general anesthetic. I then went back to the cubicle with a lump in my throat and had a good cry.

Fancy crying because swimming lessons have finished. D!ckhead !!!

Feebs spotted in her dressing gown in the garden this morning, post fake tan

I am dead.

Her hair in tonight's outfit is giving big 'Syndrome from The Incredibles' vibes

Of course the lazy mare got rid of the chickens. Has she ever seen anything through? She’ll be rehoming Vesper next

No words…

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“Hey guys, please don’t worry about us, I just flopped one of my tits into the water and she suckled her way back to safety”

I mean all she did today is complain about how fucking hard her days been and it looks like all she did is:
-get up and get 2 kids dressed (ok I know it can be frustrating but come on)
-Drive to nursery and get rid of one of them
-Go for a nice lunch and look around some shops. Made sure her offspring made the biggest possible mess that no doubt some poor fucker had to clean up off the floor.
-Sit in the car for an hour chatting shit on her stories complaining about how hard her life is.
Oh do fuck off you entitled smug flatfaced shitbucket. Some of us mortals don't get thousands of pounds as 'birthday money' (are you 5???) to spend on a new wardrobe of clothes, but instead we need to do ALL OF THE ABOVE except instead of getting a nice lunch and walking around shops WE NEED TO WORK FULL TIME!! So, in conclusion, shut the fuck up!!!
I apologise for my language I really needed to get this out.

FE5D ME

This legit looks like one of those pictures where the siblings feel heavily pregnant Mum's bump

I thought every time she raved about Tesco she had to make people aware she had a working relationship with them?

“Hello, Mrs Court”
“MIZZ Court, I’m not married, not that it bothers me, I mean, maybe I’d like to get married but it doesn’t bother me that I’m not, it doesn’t bother me”
“Errr”
“It doesn’t bother me”
“Err it’s the ASA, I wanted to talk to you about a complaint”
“No you must have the wrong number”
“No Ms Court, it’s about the Tesco stories”
“I have ADHD”
“Errr”
“I breastfeed”
“Please listen to me Ms Court”
Listens with smug face
“But I breastfeed”
Hangs up and has a meltdown

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phoebe court: look at me wanging out my bap. All that styling and I still look crap

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Moneys too tight to mention, love honey will top up her pension

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SW in her name is pure deceit, the only “content” you’ll find is grim flaky feet

I've mentioned here before that my mother also follows feebs and often sends me her 'tips'; well, she's just sent me the flaccid hot dogs in a flask 'tip'. Anyone know where I can get a new mother?!