yellowbrickroad01
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Phoebe Court: Simply Fed
Phoebe Court: Simply Fed
Stickytoffeepudding
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Long time lurker.
First time commenter!
I’ve tried not to comment for months well because of my job but tonight’s comments on her stories have fucked me off something rotten.
qualified MW here and her comments and her fuck all knowledge on midwifery piss me right off. Midwives don’t just spend 3 years at university then a following 12-24 months on a preceptorship for some one who’s read a few books and given birth once preach about an evidence based degree that she knows fuck all about.
You go ahead hen and eat your dates and have your perineal massage and hypnobirth and don’t listen to your midwife because of course feebs knows best. You can plan all you want for your perfect birth and I’m so happy you got it the last time but stop trying to lure other women into a false sense of security that there birth will be plain sailing because who’s the woman going to blaim when your stupid obnoxious recommendations go wrong and she ends up with failure to progress and a cat 2 section and maybe piles for good measure.
Not you, but her midwife.
You stupid fucking arse.
Glad that’s off my chest
Also i just want to point out that I am in total support and advocate for women and it’s there birth, their choice and informed consent is so important, but there are evidence based guidelines and procedures we follow to the core to prevent maternal mortality for a reason.
Most of the vibes that I get from her posts is, please ignore all medical advice given because it’s your baby your birth and listen to moi because I am the font of all knowledge and of course have a medical degree in PREACH. It’s so dangerous and I would never in any circumstances listen to a ‘SW consultant’ on the gram.
Think I have over done it in comments tonight, I apologise.
First time commenter!
I’ve tried not to comment for months well because of my job but tonight’s comments on her stories have fucked me off something rotten.
qualified MW here and her comments and her fuck all knowledge on midwifery piss me right off. Midwives don’t just spend 3 years at university then a following 12-24 months on a preceptorship for some one who’s read a few books and given birth once preach about an evidence based degree that she knows fuck all about.
You go ahead hen and eat your dates and have your perineal massage and hypnobirth and don’t listen to your midwife because of course feebs knows best. You can plan all you want for your perfect birth and I’m so happy you got it the last time but stop trying to lure other women into a false sense of security that there birth will be plain sailing because who’s the woman going to blaim when your stupid obnoxious recommendations go wrong and she ends up with failure to progress and a cat 2 section and maybe piles for good measure.
Not you, but her midwife.
You stupid fucking arse.
Glad that’s off my chest
Also i just want to point out that I am in total support and advocate for women and it’s there birth, their choice and informed consent is so important, but there are evidence based guidelines and procedures we follow to the core to prevent maternal mortality for a reason.
Most of the vibes that I get from her posts is, please ignore all medical advice given because it’s your baby your birth and listen to moi because I am the font of all knowledge and of course have a medical degree in PREACH. It’s so dangerous and I would never in any circumstances listen to a ‘SW consultant’ on the gram.
Think I have over done it in comments tonight, I apologise.
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swipe_up
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It's a face I'd never tire of punching
Stimpii
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justfortonight
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Congrats to @Virgin Media Fan for a fab thread title 
Quick recap if you’re new to the world of feebs.
• In the last thread, we learned feebs had quit her job as SW consultant. A real shock to us all considering she was guzzling a litre of vegetable oil the week before for a Tesco ad.
• Our budgeting Queen bought 8 pairs of vans, at the cost of about £60 a pair. One of our most hilarious members questioned if Feebs was moonlighting as an octopus, which was a personal highlight of the thread for me.
• Herbivore has started his weaning journey on Bruce Bogtrotter size portions of wanky veg and fish pie.
• Feebs posted some photos of her crusty nipples and the whole internet vomited.
• The aptly namedsmug snug is coming along nicely. We should be treated to a full reveal when the solid marble angel with real gold wings is flown in from Russia (ok I made that up.) Still, so great to see our poverty queen making what she can of her paltry 6 bedroom mansion with staff quarters 
• Oh, and her kid pisses in in the front garden.
Quick recap if you’re new to the world of feebs.
• In the last thread, we learned feebs had quit her job as SW consultant. A real shock to us all considering she was guzzling a litre of vegetable oil the week before for a Tesco ad.
• Our budgeting Queen bought 8 pairs of vans, at the cost of about £60 a pair. One of our most hilarious members questioned if Feebs was moonlighting as an octopus, which was a personal highlight of the thread for me.
• Herbivore has started his weaning journey on Bruce Bogtrotter size portions of wanky veg and fish pie.
• Feebs posted some photos of her crusty nipples and the whole internet vomited.
• The aptly named
• Oh, and her kid pisses in in the front garden.
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walterisback
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New thread suggestion #27 Forget my tablets, forget to eat, forget to file my crusty feet!
sunisshining
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Thread title suggestion getting it in early after tonight’s gold
Phoebe Court #16 Jumbo’s been cooking too many rubies, Herb doesn’t want your spicy boobies
Phoebe Court #16 Jumbo’s been cooking too many rubies, Herb doesn’t want your spicy boobies
longtimelurker86
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longtimelurker86
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OH MY GOOD GOD 
Theyallneedarealitycheck
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☆ takes deep breathe, rolls sleeves up, right here we go...☆
• The Right Honourable Court-Hollidays descended on Saltburn by the Sea for a staycation. We were treated to numerous pictures of picnics, out of breathe stories as she strolled up the hill to the car and a picture of her freshly angle ground feet. During the holiday she asked Jimbo Jet to take a boomerang but it wasn't up to her exacting standards so she slated him.
• mentioned she wanted to take Bobber Bike horseriding for her birthday and needed to lose weight. No shire horses were harmed during the making of thread 10.
• moaned about her "busy" week which consisted of 2 swimming lessons, a dance class, nursery runs and flamingoland. Must be tough not to have to add an actual job into that mix... try it love.
• contradicted the SW moniker in her name by stating the number on the scales don't define you. This is the woman who had an article in the Scum about her 10 stone loss and gladly took a fiver a week from people to see what the number on the scales was.
• moaned about kids lack of bedtime routine
• every meal Time makes enough food to feed the 5000 but the drawback is it's either undercooked or looks like vomit
• filmed Parsley clambering on to dining table which is on tiled kitchen floor. Makes no effort to remove him or subsequently baby proof kitchen.
• Slagged off Suzuki Bandit's choice of clothes again but continues to dress like a toddler herself. Styled by Suzie you've created a monster, well done...
• had her covid jab and filmed it for her stories. Asked for sticker for herself, jimbo jet and Vesper "because stickers yay"
• terrible tesco ad
• stropped off one weekend morning to McDonald's and took smug selfie with coffee (giant bag of food just in shot on passenger seat)
• filmed a story of her pulling up her top and flashing ugly washed out nursing bra. For the love of god woman, use some smugbucks on new lingerie
• video of Ducati Panigale " swimming" by swimming read being launched across the pool by tiger mum feebs and desperately treading water to stay afloat
• meltdown at school allocation at local primary school not twee small county primary. Strop of Henry VIII style proportion to LEA - outcome not confirmed.
• humble brag about the house her dad used to own in Sri Lanka
• had a spa day with her mate, made the mate take pictures of her posing on a day bed. They were more akin to Readers Wives than sending out a body positive message
• A pervert flashed her sil and the police are hunting the perv. She has not referenced this or shared the police message
• moaned about bedtime again, Oregano wants to be "boobed" to sleep every night. She resents this because these are "my precious hours"
• complained about burnout because obviously working and parenting during a pandemic has been tough for Princess Phoebe of Pickering Court Palace
• tried to be relatable and said she'd not organised anything for Yamaha R1 birthday. Then whipped out (no, not her norks this time, hang fire, that's coming) a £30 cake topper. I shit you not.
• Also bought £350 bike despite the fact she can't ride a bike yet. I've lost count but I think this is bike #18 in her 4 years.
• birthday party of festival sized proportions. Asked for cash/ annual passes/ horse riding lessons. Tricycle was most pleased with £1.79 necklace though.
• story of marjoram climbing on her pulling up her top, whipping out her tit and shouting "booooo" err put the camera down and see to your kid.
• old Maltonchik (edgy coz it's wiv a k) insta resurfaced, she looked lovely but was uncovered as a but racist
• Honda Fireblade got her riding lesson and was beaming from ear to ear. Feebs did not get to ride
Please feel free to add anything I've missed.
• The Right Honourable Court-Hollidays descended on Saltburn by the Sea for a staycation. We were treated to numerous pictures of picnics, out of breathe stories as she strolled up the hill to the car and a picture of her freshly angle ground feet. During the holiday she asked Jimbo Jet to take a boomerang but it wasn't up to her exacting standards so she slated him.
• mentioned she wanted to take Bobber Bike horseriding for her birthday and needed to lose weight. No shire horses were harmed during the making of thread 10.
• moaned about her "busy" week which consisted of 2 swimming lessons, a dance class, nursery runs and flamingoland. Must be tough not to have to add an actual job into that mix... try it love.
• contradicted the SW moniker in her name by stating the number on the scales don't define you. This is the woman who had an article in the Scum about her 10 stone loss and gladly took a fiver a week from people to see what the number on the scales was.
• moaned about kids lack of bedtime routine
• every meal Time makes enough food to feed the 5000 but the drawback is it's either undercooked or looks like vomit
• filmed Parsley clambering on to dining table which is on tiled kitchen floor. Makes no effort to remove him or subsequently baby proof kitchen.
• Slagged off Suzuki Bandit's choice of clothes again but continues to dress like a toddler herself. Styled by Suzie you've created a monster, well done...
• had her covid jab and filmed it for her stories. Asked for sticker for herself, jimbo jet and Vesper "because stickers yay"
• terrible tesco ad
• stropped off one weekend morning to McDonald's and took smug selfie with coffee (giant bag of food just in shot on passenger seat)
• filmed a story of her pulling up her top and flashing ugly washed out nursing bra. For the love of god woman, use some smugbucks on new lingerie
• video of Ducati Panigale " swimming" by swimming read being launched across the pool by tiger mum feebs and desperately treading water to stay afloat
• meltdown at school allocation at local primary school not twee small county primary. Strop of Henry VIII style proportion to LEA - outcome not confirmed.
• humble brag about the house her dad used to own in Sri Lanka
• had a spa day with her mate, made the mate take pictures of her posing on a day bed. They were more akin to Readers Wives than sending out a body positive message
• A pervert flashed her sil and the police are hunting the perv. She has not referenced this or shared the police message
• moaned about bedtime again, Oregano wants to be "boobed" to sleep every night. She resents this because these are "my precious hours"
• complained about burnout because obviously working and parenting during a pandemic has been tough for Princess Phoebe of Pickering Court Palace
• tried to be relatable and said she'd not organised anything for Yamaha R1 birthday. Then whipped out (no, not her norks this time, hang fire, that's coming) a £30 cake topper. I shit you not.
• Also bought £350 bike despite the fact she can't ride a bike yet. I've lost count but I think this is bike #18 in her 4 years.
• birthday party of festival sized proportions. Asked for cash/ annual passes/ horse riding lessons. Tricycle was most pleased with £1.79 necklace though.
• story of marjoram climbing on her pulling up her top, whipping out her tit and shouting "booooo" err put the camera down and see to your kid.
• old Maltonchik (edgy coz it's wiv a k) insta resurfaced, she looked lovely but was uncovered as a but racist
• Honda Fireblade got her riding lesson and was beaming from ear to ear. Feebs did not get to ride
Please feel free to add anything I've missed.
yellowbrickroad01
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Mick’s dungers are too tight to mention, nearly let her daughter drown all for attention
Mick’s dungers are too tight to mention, nearly let her daughter drown all for attention
