**InFlUeNcEr**
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This reminds me of trents beard
Oh-do-tell-all
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I alerted Healthpost of the fact they were partnering with a seriously problematic influencer which could be detrimental to their business. They were fantastic at replying, they have contacted Simon and apparently she has removed her stories that associated them to her and they will no longer be working with her. I have supported them for years and am so happy.
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hobsonville_housewife
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Simone anderson #15 Most of her content is now prerecorded, how many charities has she defrauded?
Simone anderson #15 Most of her content is now prerecorded, how many charities has she defrauded?
Effluencer
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This has given me an idea - I'm going to start a range of NZ influencer candles. They'll all smell of desperation, self righteousness and second hand embarrassment.
The Simone - a "devine" blend of deception, fraud and a hint of Janola. So delish!
The Ellie - a top shelf, single note scent that simply reeks of privilege. The perfect match for a $600 pair of pajamas.
The Danni - a heady mix of op shops and internalised misogyny. This one will definitely get you in the mood for a slow reverse strip in the bedroom.
The Boujee Bitch - a unique blend of rancid cream and narcissism. Yummy!
Feel free to add your faves to the list.
HelloFreshDiscountCode
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Simone Anderson #43 overseas again without their tots, the only ones impressed are the purchased bots.
unfluencer90
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OMG YOU GUYS!!!!!!! THE BAG IS FAKE!!!!!! BINGO!!!!!
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This is the bag they've hyperlinked!!! Scammy you're such a fraud
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This is the bag they've hyperlinked!!! Scammy you're such a fraud
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snarkersusie
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Simone kissed another man called Cam. Continues to lose followers on the gram.
Editing to add: she went out and got a bit steamed. Probably in the hopes she would get doubled teamed.
Editing to add: she went out and got a bit steamed. Probably in the hopes she would get doubled teamed.
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HelloFreshDiscountCode
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New thread!
We left off with Rebecca Kiel pushing yet another comedy tour. We all look forward to hearing reviews from all you mega fans on how “funny” and “hilarious” the show was. Hopefully some new descriptive words will be found along the way.
The Kiel’s are in Fiji where the oldest child has an ear infection and reportedly no Panadol to be seen but we look forward to that being addressed in the next
unhinged rant.
“Tits Up Girl Chris” as she’s affectionately known has just released a new line of products where she admits to plagiarising a well known brand and copying their formula “with added watermelon scent” to really shake it up.
Her relationship still appears to be only for her financial benefit, but she talks so fast and mumbles so much that even if she cleared the air there would still be mass confusion.
In positive news: she found her passport and we can stop hearing about it.
Holly May has once again retreated to her paid-only Instagram in an attempt to lure her broke followers into dipping into their grocery and petrol budget to pay her for her content. We are all still scratching our heads as to what content is worth paying for … her partners hairy ass?
Hard pass
Finau has crossed the ditch with Chicken Seasoning tobludge off the AUS government live in Australia. Still no mention of the poor dogs that were once again rehomed. Or her kids, but have they ever been a priority because it doesn’t seem like it 
500 Kiwi Kids aka Spongebob is back with another question box. I’m personally very excited about this! I can’t wait to see the kids’ lunch boxes, hear about the parks they’ve visited, the business they have purchased, the cost of their groceries, or what week gestation she is with Baby Miles. Maybe we will get a beach picture or a weather update?? She has never addressed these questions before so we all wait with bated breath!
HappyMumHappyChild, aka MFM, is back with a new set of meds and a fresh perspective. Thank god. During her hiatus I was dying to know what time she woke up every morning and what the weather was doing through her kitchen window. Don’t even get me started on the memes! I have been deprived.
Let’s hope she continues this trend and gets better not just for herself but for her children.
Finding Milly hasn’t been mentioned much but rumour has it she’s bringing out a social media course and still riding in the back seat of “Bam Bam’s” car.
Marnie has successfully free birthed a new baby boy, selfishly declining any healthcare throughout her pregnancy. We are ALL relieved that everyone is healthy, and this situation has just cemented what an absolutefuckwit of a person she is.
The knitting business continues to appear to be a flop with the items available for purchase being some of the ugliest fucking things I’ve ever seen.
Tarryn is still running around in a bikini but if I looked like that I’d probably go to work and live my daily life in a bra and undies too. I don’t follow her so someone else can update her section!
Officially Em is still an Official Wanker. “We are poor and everything is so expensive” she cries as she’s raking in a pretty penny between overpriced social media courses, paid promotions, freebies, rental property income, as well as Patreon and herblind and dumb loyal Embarrassing Embassy followers.
Someone estimated it to be $8,000 a month in the hand but of course she would never confirm this because that would require her to admit they aren’t financially struggling and would then remove any shred of relatability she has left with the common folk.
She continues to yoga in underwear with her weedy saggy underwear wearing husband (weedy in more ways than one
) and speak openly about how much she despises her children and enjoys her time without them around.
Simone Anderson has her own thread which is worth the follow for the absolute comedians in the comment section. She has recentlyhit the bottom started selling Thermomix in a cost of living crisis which is a really smart financial move and we all look forward to seeing her succeed with that.
She was recently spotted in the wild and photographed by a tattler which pissed her off massively and she tried to pass it off as “paparazzi lol” and continued to mention it long after everyone had moved on.
Sera Lily called an ambulance for a twisted ankle and is now hobbling about in a moon boot and crutches to really reinforce the fact that she needed to use essential emergency resources instead of just taking a Panadol.
Fortunately she doesn’t get mentioned in this thread very much and I know that absolutely kills her inside because she has been sending fake hate mail to herself for YEARS and yet there’s absolutely nothing in this thread she can screenshot and use for sympathy.
Elle Herself the part-timeKeto Queen continues to leave the house with every single toy, pacifier, blanket, settling aid, white noise device, and kitchen sink that they own. As well as 5 changes of clothes per person, 6 packs of wipes (and one in her back pocket just in case!), a change table, a full 77 box of nappies, and 3 prams.
The filming of herself at every opportunity continues, as well as regular stop ins at the emergency doctor which is documented for a YouTube video on “EMERGENCY ROOM VISIT! HOW WE SURVIVED A TRIP TO THE DOCTOR WITH TWINS!”
Love From YourAds Dads continue to live a lavish lifestyle of Bali resorts and trying to drown their children in the pool under the guise of “teaching them to swim” and then doubling down on concerned followers.
The “Dear Frankie and Lulu” posts continue with the majority being ads, and the rest just coming across like pointless token messages to keep their name in the algorithm.
Will their relationship last as Christian continues shoving the camera in his suffering husbands face? Stay tuned to find out, we will be back right after this break.
We left off with Rebecca Kiel pushing yet another comedy tour. We all look forward to hearing reviews from all you mega fans on how “funny” and “hilarious” the show was. Hopefully some new descriptive words will be found along the way.
The Kiel’s are in Fiji where the oldest child has an ear infection and reportedly no Panadol to be seen but we look forward to that being addressed in the next
unhinged rant.“Tits Up Girl Chris” as she’s affectionately known has just released a new line of products where she admits to plagiarising a well known brand and copying their formula “with added watermelon scent” to really shake it up.
Her relationship still appears to be only for her financial benefit, but she talks so fast and mumbles so much that even if she cleared the air there would still be mass confusion.
In positive news: she found her passport and we can stop hearing about it.
Holly May has once again retreated to her paid-only Instagram in an attempt to lure her broke followers into dipping into their grocery and petrol budget to pay her for her content. We are all still scratching our heads as to what content is worth paying for … her partners hairy ass?
Hard pass
Finau has crossed the ditch with Chicken Seasoning to
500 Kiwi Kids aka Spongebob is back with another question box. I’m personally very excited about this! I can’t wait to see the kids’ lunch boxes, hear about the parks they’ve visited, the business they have purchased, the cost of their groceries, or what week gestation she is with Baby Miles. Maybe we will get a beach picture or a weather update?? She has never addressed these questions before so we all wait with bated breath!
HappyMumHappyChild, aka MFM, is back with a new set of meds and a fresh perspective. Thank god. During her hiatus I was dying to know what time she woke up every morning and what the weather was doing through her kitchen window. Don’t even get me started on the memes! I have been deprived.
Let’s hope she continues this trend and gets better not just for herself but for her children.
Finding Milly hasn’t been mentioned much but rumour has it she’s bringing out a social media course and still riding in the back seat of “Bam Bam’s” car.
Marnie has successfully free birthed a new baby boy, selfishly declining any healthcare throughout her pregnancy. We are ALL relieved that everyone is healthy, and this situation has just cemented what an absolute
fuckwit of a person she is.The knitting business continues to appear to be a flop with the items available for purchase being some of the ugliest fucking things I’ve ever seen.
Tarryn is still running around in a bikini but if I looked like that I’d probably go to work and live my daily life in a bra and undies too. I don’t follow her so someone else can update her section!
Officially Em is still an Official Wanker. “We are poor and everything is so expensive” she cries as she’s raking in a pretty penny between overpriced social media courses, paid promotions, freebies, rental property income, as well as Patreon and her
Someone estimated it to be $8,000 a month in the hand but of course she would never confirm this because that would require her to admit they aren’t financially struggling and would then remove any shred of relatability she has left with the common folk.
She continues to yoga in underwear with her weedy saggy underwear wearing husband (weedy in more ways than one
) and speak openly about how much she despises her children and enjoys her time without them around.Simone Anderson has her own thread which is worth the follow for the absolute comedians in the comment section. She has recently
She was recently spotted in the wild and photographed by a tattler which pissed her off massively and she tried to pass it off as “paparazzi lol” and continued to mention it long after everyone had moved on.
Sera Lily called an ambulance for a twisted ankle and is now hobbling about in a moon boot and crutches to really reinforce the fact that she needed to use essential emergency resources instead of just taking a Panadol.
Fortunately she doesn’t get mentioned in this thread very much and I know that absolutely kills her inside because she has been sending fake hate mail to herself for YEARS and yet there’s absolutely nothing in this thread she can screenshot and use for sympathy.
Elle Herself the part-time
Keto Queen continues to leave the house with every single toy, pacifier, blanket, settling aid, white noise device, and kitchen sink that they own. As well as 5 changes of clothes per person, 6 packs of wipes (and one in her back pocket just in case!), a change table, a full 77 box of nappies, and 3 prams.The filming of herself at every opportunity continues, as well as regular stop ins at the emergency doctor which is documented for a YouTube video on “EMERGENCY ROOM VISIT! HOW WE SURVIVED A TRIP TO THE DOCTOR WITH TWINS!”
Love From Your
drown their children in the pool under the guise of “teaching them to swim” and then doubling down on concerned followers.The “Dear Frankie and Lulu” posts continue with the majority being ads, and the rest just coming across like pointless token messages to keep their name in the algorithm.
Will their relationship last as Christian continues shoving the camera in his suffering husbands face? Stay tuned to find out, we will be back right after this break.
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hobsonville_housewife
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Our darling Roo is turning one,
Come along and have some fun,
Beige is the dress code you see,
Did you know I stole from charity?
snarkersusie
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There will be a family picture in front of the Tree. Everyone in matching pajamas and baby Siment Rayban Forsyth in a matching onsie. The caption will read “the best gift we could ever receive”. Asher stares at the new cash cow and thinks how can he outshine him. Later that night he commences working on the cure for cancer. Trent meanwhile breathes a sigh of relief that his love juice has done the job. Madoox wishes the courier would come again so he can attempt an escape out the front door. Brenda, still rattled from her trip into the ball pit considers throwing herself down the stairs and ending it all.
hobsonville_housewife
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Simone anderson #17 Promotes cord blood banking, her follower count is tanking
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hobsonville_housewife
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I’m home!
-car unpacked
-items dropped off at storage unit
-taken car to car wash
-37 loads of laundry done
-meals prepped for the rest of the month
-house reset done
-put the kid to bed
Jokes, haven’t done any of this, I’m sat on the couch.
snarkersusie
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Can’t believe we are already nearing a new thread. My suggestion, although maybe a bit premature: Simone Anderson #15: Twas a few weeks before Christmas and all through the land, Tattlers were wondering when Asher 2.0 would land.
unfluencer90
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I've already got some I just can't post them just yet cause then she'll make out like she saw meRight all you Mount Maunganui tattle girlies listen up. You have a big job this weekend. We need paparazzi shots and we need you to ask our Devine beige ape for selfies🦧 because remember that's all she wants from her **fans**
relatableboujeebiarch
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Just quickly, because I've been away all day due to appointments, thanks for shutting the speculation around Frankie having DS down.
As the parent of a child with DS, the only real things to be educated on are
A) they're just like every other kid, they can do everything other children can, just in their own time
B) they're not sick (as can be implied when people say they want a healthy child) but they can be at risk of some health concerns just like any other child (contrary to popular belief only 50% have any form of heart condition, most people seem to think every child with DS has a heart condition which just isn't true)
C) anyone of any age can have a child with DS and statically more children with DS are born to parents under 30
And D) they're DEFINITELY not always happy and huggable, in fact my child hates hugs and anyone being in their personal space
Long story short, there's nothing to fear with having a child with DS. Shit can be hard but so can raising a typical child (in fact my typical child is sometimes much harder to deal with
). Speculation can often be taken the wrong way as us parents are used to it being an insult to be said to look like someone has DS. Especially when saying someone's haircut doesn't help in making them look that way...... why would it be a bad thing to look like you have DS?
Anywho, as you were, down off my defensive mama soap box now
As the parent of a child with DS, the only real things to be educated on are
A) they're just like every other kid, they can do everything other children can, just in their own time
B) they're not sick (as can be implied when people say they want a healthy child) but they can be at risk of some health concerns just like any other child (contrary to popular belief only 50% have any form of heart condition, most people seem to think every child with DS has a heart condition which just isn't true)
C) anyone of any age can have a child with DS and statically more children with DS are born to parents under 30
And D) they're DEFINITELY not always happy and huggable, in fact my child hates hugs and anyone being in their personal space
Long story short, there's nothing to fear with having a child with DS. Shit can be hard but so can raising a typical child (in fact my typical child is sometimes much harder to deal with
). Speculation can often be taken the wrong way as us parents are used to it being an insult to be said to look like someone has DS. Especially when saying someone's haircut doesn't help in making them look that way...... why would it be a bad thing to look like you have DS?Anywho, as you were, down off my defensive mama soap box now
thermominx
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Just thinking aloud… I chose the perfect username didn’t I 