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Surely being a sleep fairy isn’t a recognised qualification, is it?
Thought it was something similar to Tooth Fairy and the elf on the shelf. Or the Oaf on the Sof - a

1. We're fully aware you won't be able for the toddling around.

2. Ayda up coughing and choking yet going around in only a vest and not even a pair of socks on

"LISA" - Now showing in all Supermacs toilets!

happyout2000 said:

I never taught about it now I am worried

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Don't be worried, what's she gonna do? Make you into a pinwheel? Kidnap you fire you into a cot and force you to listen to white noise? All you've done is repeat information she's given to countless people over the few days. X

U dont fool me said:

Test tube mammy hasnt a fucking clue god love her and them poor lids... they will be as big as her with all the food she pumps into then no salt that no sugar this

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I have my own feelings about Lisa so that aside, as an smbc, I find the expression 'test tube mammy' really hard to read. I'm sure any mammy, regardless whether an smbc , a mammy in a same sex couple, or one half of a couple struggling to conceive, would probably agree with me. A mammy is a mammy, regardless of how baby came about.

My dog max said:

Any suggestions for a new thread??

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Solo Mom ya right. Lisa is too busy having the Instagram bants while pissing in her pants.

Lisa : And then when your tired yourself go back to bed with them for a nap.

Client: but Lisa I can't, I've other kids, I have a house to clean, food to prepare washing to do. Bills to pay. Shopping to. I need to shower

Lisa: well , sure what works for wan might not work for the next wan.

Thread name suggestion..
‘Do the girls constantly nap or is Lisa full of crap?’

Dr Niamh is only a doctor. She’s not a solo mom of twins so her opinion won’t matter to Lisa

This one sickens me, solo mom my arse. A night away for her birthday on her own. Christ above. I’m a solo mom. My birthday is coming up soon, I don’t have a single soul to take my baby for a night off. Never mind a night in a hotel on my own. I’ve not had one night off in 10 months since he was born. Not one full nights sleep not one morning off, it’s me and him and that’s it. She’s an insult to solo moms

Shagged off for a McDonald’s and a drive on her own! How relatable with a sick child, she’s the biggest laziest most self centred lump I’ve ever seen.. also Lisa our healthcare system is under pressure because of attention seeking cows like you

Having my morning insta scroll and got a fright when this came up I actually thought it was her

Drama Lama said:

I can’t deal with the face she makes when she looks at her laptop and starts clicking buttons on the keyboard to check her “schedule”

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It’s like she’s playing ‘office’ with her new Petit Office toy she got back in the 90s

Thread suggestion: "my child is sick and here I am acting like a prick!!!!"

I didnt get much sleep last night after the dangerous advice Lisa put up on her page. I contacted the right people first thing this morning, including the Community Nurse in her area, it is being dealt with appropriately . I cant say very much more. If my reporting helps save a child from a disastrous event from happening.. I will sleep soundly knowing what I did was right. Last night was the final straw for me and the abuse she inflicts on those little girls, it's a form of abuse ! Just like the milky mates when they didn't even get a chance to take a breath between the feeds, then force feeding them the pine wheels, stuffing them so that they would go into a deep sleep. I dread to think what she does off camera They deserve to be cared for properly . No wonder poor Hazel looks so distant, she reminds me of those poor orphans who were left in cots somebody needs to step in now. I think I will delete my account here. Thank you to all who reported that post last night. Tattle might have a bad name but there are a lot of good people on here who mean well. Esp when it comes to innocent children .

DollyDaydreaming said:

The tree probably isn’t up yet because there’s nowhere to put it because Lisa has their house taken over with baby stuff and stupid gadgets!

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At this stage I’d just throw some tinsel over the Vicks machine and call it a day

I knew when my babies needed to go to bed.
Right after them becoming like a bastard and just before me drop kicking them out the wake window.

I'm totally nit picking here, I get that, but I'm in a bad mood so here I go. I hate when people refer to the staff at creches as girls. They are women, all of whom have an actual qualification Lisa, some with degrees for christ sake. I know, I need to go drink some coffee and fuck off with myself, but it just irks me.

Hold the bus. There is a 13 month old child out there called Maureen?

The girls had rusks last week....she shared that on stories.
Fecking liar!

Also.....sliced meats are processed Lisa! Unless you have killed, cooked and sliced the animal yourself, then it will have been processed in a factory with added salts and water....soz to burst your bubble haha

Edit - babybels are processed you bloody knob!