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davo2001 said:

WTF is a gallbladder attack?

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Gallbladders come into your room at night, turn off the white noise and wake your tiddlers

50 shades of pancakes is not mixing it up.

New thread title: does not pay rents, house full of tents, the couch has dents, does tha make sense?

I know ye are non believers but I just wanted to tell ye how Lisa has helped me with sleep.
I watch her stories each day and I fall asleep watching them. I think she’s brilliant. I am 372 months old and have a 19 hour wake period x

submarinedream said:

Lisa's Little Sleepers

Schedule your appointment online Lisa's Little Sleepers

app.squarespacescheduling.com

Going straight to hell. Up with my 3 year old for the millionth time and seen her stories so booked a fake app

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I’m a bit torn on this. Tempted to ignore and scroll on. I know it’s none of my business. My genuine opinion is that Lisa’s business will fail without any input from us.

I worked for a highly qualified professional before (medical). He had two parts to his practice. One was the kind of area where you don’t cancel. Pretty serious. If you got this diagnosis, you would want to be treated quickly and would show up to every apt unless v unwell. The other part of the practice was niche. Very specialised. Ppl would be referred. I’d spend ages explaining what was involved in the apt. You could say I have 15 mins free to explain what the apt was for, Cost, benefits etc. In my opinion both sides of the practice were pretty important/worth attending for. I’d often work late or on weekends to clear backlogs for the niche area as there were huge numbers of referrals to this new and v specialised area. We would regularly get 50% DNAs (Did not attend). No phone call. Just ppl not showing up.

I’m not sure I’m even explaining all that properly but my point is, it’s so hard when your pour all your time and effort into something only for ppl to be messing you around or not interested. Lisa hasn’t worked for years. I hate the word but yes, she is lazy. But she’s actually motivated for once to do something. I don’t agree with her business. I don’t think it will work. I think she’s wasted her money and I think she made a poor choice walking away from work. But maybe let’s not be part of the reason she fails. She can do that all by herself. And ultimately, if she hits a major low, it’s the kids who will be most affected.

Sorry in advance if I’m moderating. I just get torn with Lisa in general. I want her to do better for herself and the kids. I kind of root for her. But then she also drives me nuts with her hypocrisy and contradictions and thoughtlessness. The christening dress is something else by the way. Why didn’t the sister do her own date? I would have.

Thread #18 All the piipsi's drank and messing with her wee wee tank

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‘Lisa will weep when she can’t sell sleep to the sheep’

I can't believe she has the audacity to come on and say she's worked really hard for everything she has when she has been sat on her hole for over 2 years. 2 days work she did in that space of time. The hardest worker in Ireland.

New thread: Lazy Lisa has a strop - "I've worked so hard for all I've got". Sat on her arse 2 years on the trot.

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Twins being overfed so solo mom can spend more time in bed!

catchinguphere21 said:

Wait until the expert is potting training the girls ... Lord God they will never see the outdoors as she will have them locked up indoors and I can see her plonking the two girls in front of the TV, sitting on their potties

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She'll be an expert on that next, "Lisa's little Pi$$ers"

Woo that time again..

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Always the bridesmaid, never the bride, can’t go to work yet can flog shit on the side

Thread title suggestion: Can't be bothered to mom, so off she goes to nom, nom, nom.

Just going to share a pic from our weaning JOURNEY last year when my son was 6 months. I’d give him a light breakfast like this. Now at the time I think the milk was giving him reflux and the shits, it definitely wouldn’t be the tiny bit of oil from the little finger food fry shur it wouldn’t? He would then have a latte afterwards to wash it down. Christ he would sleep 14 hours then after breakfast.
Now the PHN was worried when he hit 5 stone at 8 months but what do the PHNs know? Every wan is different. Just sharing our JOURNEY incase it helps another mom - DM me for recipe xx

I’m shook lads I had a Lisa solo mom parking incident today!! When I returned to my car someone had parked behind me so close I couldn’t open my boot to put in the buggy!! I didn’t know what to do!! So I opened my sunroof and just fucked my baby in and she landed right in the car seat then I tied the buggy to my roof rack and off I sped while shooting daggers at the driver behind me still sitting in his car!!

Well I think ye are a bit harsh. I’ve followed Lisa’s advice & Ive done great. My 2 year old has put on 3 stone over the summer, I’m banned from Tesco & Aldi car parks & my house is filthy.

Little bit of background - I work within an awarding organisation in the UK that deliver regulated qualifications. Everyday I work directly with training providers all over the world in helping them to offer regulated qualifications in areas that are unregulated within their country.
I work very closely with QQI in Ireland and visit very often to help colleges/private training providers as our qualifications are recognised for work in Ireland. The point being, I am so passionate about ensuring that students gain a qualification that can be used to gain insurance in their subject area, while maintaining safety for the general public who use their services.

The ‘qualification’ Lisa has taken is so extremely ridiculous, that I can’t stop laughing at how she’s been conned!
The website for the Sleep Lady and gentle sleep coach is very obviously American. The USA has zero regulated qualifications, as in what I would deem as regulated through an awarding body registered for approval by their government. What they do have is a minimum amount of hours to be taught prior to exams and then state licensing for each industry you go into, (something I think would work quite well to ensure standards are high in Ireland the UK for certain industries - I digress!) Each state has different hours and exam requirements.
I do wonder if each state requires these gentle sleep coaches to gain a license. Might look into that later if I get a chance.

This course is absolutely ridiculous. It even states that there is no regulation for the sleep consulting industry, which is true, so why oh why would anyone part with €6000 for a certificate that has zero regulation or recognition in any country?!?
There must be a legitimate reason as to why no awarding organisation has created a regulated qualification in this area.
The course requires you to keep up to date with your ‘certification’ by paying annual mentorship fees. For a course that is completely unregulated, uninsurable and unproven, it really seems like a HUGE money earner for the owner, Kim West.

I am absolutely shocked that no one has picked up on how potentially damaging this could be for families who are so vulnerable to these con artists and their sleep coaching bullshit.

Massive red flags on this!

(Sorry for the essay!)

davo2001 said:

What did you say?

Fat slob on the couch again, TV on at half 7 in the morning. What a great parent she is

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Nothing exciting

Girls starting to walk but the skirting board is continuing to crawl

I find it odd that she’s so psyched to indoctrinate her twincesses into a church that fundamentally disapproves of the method in which they came to exist.

Lisa always wants to be centre of attention and special Lisa. First it was her fertility journey alone, then solo mom to twins. It soon turned out nobody really cared all that much and she’s just a regular single mum with 2 kids. Now she’s doing this sleep shit thinking she’ll be super special Lisa the sleep whisperer.

also I don’t have twins so maybe I’m wrong but it feels a bit cruel to separate twins at that age for a nights sleep. It’s not like they’ve been up every night for months on end.

I’d nearly make a burner account and say my names pippa and I’m looking sleep training advice on how to get my 34 year old to drop her morning nap.