Sweettutu

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I’m having a nose all the old Alice in wonderlust posts for LOLs.
she:
- joined Tattle to slag off Cash Carraway
- defended her st clemmie of midwifery shift pattern, “my sister in law is a nurse at that trust and works 2 fixed shifts a month...” “...there’s a thing called Kings Flexi”
- slagged off That Mummy Smile twice (mocked her attending a podcast launch and her run in with CC)
- slagged off mother pukka (“failed attempts at being the next Zoe Ball on the radio”)
- MP “Matt is great! Funny witty and seems switched on. I have reservations about Anna. This dressing rooms scenes seem so contrived”
- someone cryptically criticised MP “tell us exactly what happened”
- slagged off the ski trip NSSN et al went on
- slagged off tier 3 instamums generally
- covered her tracks - references having 2 kids, and (my favourite) “we haven’t had a holiday abroad in years camping in Devon is all we can manage” 🤣
- “I actually don’t mind MOD... and you know what good on her if she’s realigning herself and posting less of her kids”
- tier 1 influencers “quietly steered away from it all as they now realise how shit a Ryvita dancing event is”
- on INPO: “I cannot get over her commitment of instamum social climbing. It’s been quite fascinating to watch (and cringey)”
- madlads: “chavs version of the hoopers”
- CB: “her behaviour is shady” “is really aggressive and always brings it back to race”
- emily Murray “smug as fuck.... she is bland and incredibly try hard”
- hungermama “oversharing a bit whiffy” “gives impressions shes desperate to be part of that group”
- Mercer7 “met her once she’s intolerable”


and on herself & Sly:
- “her passion [for midwifery] shines through”
- “I think they [MOFOD] look like a laugh don’t take themselves too seriously and seem like genuine mates”
- “these guys seem like decent people”
- “generally she seems to be more conscious about sharing more engaging content”
- I think there’s grey (tasteful) and there’s grey Mrs Hinch
- she is the one that stands out to me as someone who engages in really interesting discussions and not some of that drivel the other instamums churn out
- people like MOFOD are aligning themselves in the sort of celebrity world

Come back MOD. You were such good value on here 😂🤣
 
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GreyWolf

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A perfect idea for a new book!
That’s not my FOD he’s got a real live wife.
That’s not my FOD his ad is too transparent
That’s not my FOD he’s not embarrassing his daughters.
That’s not my FOD he paid for his meal
That’s my FOD
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Talking utter shit and selling his kids.
 
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blurstoftimes

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Ugh. The first paragraph in That Mummy Smiles latest post. She seems to have forgotten that along with HM, she was the one that started this rather than dealing with the matter privately.
'shocked and scared me in equal measures' HOW DO THESE PEOPLE EVEN MANAGE TO STAY ALIVE WHEN THEY STEP OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE?!?!
 
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Axatogrind

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OK what gets me about this one is the disturbing similarity between James Bourne's original expression and that of our Simon here! :LOL:

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Notsurereally

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I agree that she should have kept her profile about the midwife life, with just a side of personal stuff, rather than trade in her career for Instafame and freebies.
I don't know if any of you follow @gynaegeek, but she has managed this perfectly! Unfortunately, MOD let the adoration get to her head.

I'm a Black woman and I don't think MOD is racist at all. I really can't understand all the influencers who have taken up with CB. She is aggressive, does turn everything into a race issue and is clearly all about the freebies.
She did what she had to do, being a mouthpiece for the Black woman to highlight White privilege and then put up a post on her account saying "I'm tired and highlighting race issues is draining, so from now on my account is all about the fashion and presenting..." 🙄
She's definitely trying to use her platform as a catapult to getting freebies and being an influencer and getting opportunities she could never get without Instafame.
Don't get me wrong, white privilege is very real, I feel it every day in my line of work, but CB is very far from a relatable WOC for me.
I gave birth this year, had a fantastic experience, was listened to and supported by the White midwives at a SE Ldn birth centre.
 
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judsmum

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Ordinary folk think they are being gifted for being so wonderful but it's all instabegging.

Rude. I would never have the balls to ring up companies and beg for stuff.
I struggle to barter at a car boot sale, I’d be useless as an instabeggar
 
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CyanideKiss

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Slymon, another few questions for you. If Instagram is just all about the shits & giggles for you, then why do you employ Grace O'Leary PR management, eh?

If Instagram is just all about the shits & giggles for you, then why do you and Gimmie have your own limited business 'Gas & Air Ltd' registered at Companies House, with a very healthy bank balance of well over £200K, eh?

If Instagram is just all about the shits & giggles for you, little more than a hobby really, then why the fuck did you spend time at the weekend filming and editing a banal video about hair bobbles, when your own wife was being torn to shreds in the national press, eh?
 
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Jumperoo62

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Thanks for that. Good read.

Dear Instahuns,

I knew you lot were here sniffing around.

Nice to see Tattle called an ‘opinion forum’ - perhaps you could take note and stop calling us trolls and bullies. Sometimes we’re a bit waspish but we’re not ruining lives. You are!

If there is anything you could take away from this article it’s to stop putting your kids online for all to see. This newspaper had no qualms using a SODs family photo to illustrate this story and they might just do the same to you at some point. Just think how those little girls feel this morning when they go to school and their friends tell them that their parents saw them in the paper because their Mummy is being called out as a Troll, Bully, and worse.

The people responsible for this public shaming are you Insta Huns (and the Sods - their Children should never have been exposed online.)

But let’s get back to your part... you all over share your children online so imagine how it would feel to have your kids thrust into such a damaging situation because you want to increase book sales, cover up a dodgy past or increase engagement. You’re all disgusting.

TMS, Hungernama, CB and Tetyana I am mostly looking at you.
 
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Influencerdrainers

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I reckon he's modelling himself on 'cool mom' from mean girls. Imagine him if one of the older girls has a friend over "you know I'm not just an average dad, I'm an INSTADAD, I had more than a million followers before her in the dungeon fucked it all up... ANYWAY can I get you anything? Hobnobs? (you'll have to climb the shelves) A mooncup? I'm so chill about all that kind of stuff, impossible not to be in this house full of VAGINAS... Am I right?! Ah you keep me feminist"
 
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I unfollowed MOD very quickly. She seemed so sour and unhappy with her (quite considerable) lot. I’m surprised by the number of people saying they found her the least objectionable of the two. To me she reeked of the school bully, the mean girl, leading her gang and destroying anyone who didn’t agree with her or meet her cool girl gang standards. She seems so very miserable - even in the way she speaks, slow, sardonic, depressed even. She seems to despise her husband and seems to want to avoid having to have anything to do with her children at every opportunity. Maybe she’s not like that, maybe her instafame did that to her, maybe it was a miserable existence and she did this deliberately to get out. Whatever it is, I hope she’s learning from the experience. You just know she was that school bully don’t you? I hope that (if she was, and I have absolutely no doubt in my mind that she was) she now understands what it feels like from the other side, what those kids felt like and how it’s probably still affecting them as adults. Sucks on the other side doesn’t it Clemmie?
 
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