firecracker

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Their “age gap” is two years?! 😂 I have ketchup in my fridge that’s older than that, how is that even worth mentioning at all?
 
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Dearreader

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I don't know if this is nitpicky of me but she never dicusses the baby outside of how he has affected her.

The entire birth story was ALL about her and how brave she was, how badly she was treated. Very little detail about the best part of birth? Seeing the little bundle for the first time, how that felt, how he did in the few days in hospital, how they bonded those first few days etc.

Same vibes in this video - poor me I don't feel sexy and more of how having a baby has effected her. While I feel it's good to raise awareness of the feelings/stresses mother's goes through all she does is complain about motherhood has impacted her.

The only time she dicusses baby is when mentioning his leaps- which she shares via apps, than with her own two eyes. It feels more like a box to tick, another mommy accomplishment than being proud that your baby is reaching milestones and developing his own personality.

I dunno she never shares precious moments and I don't mean photographs - she just doesn't talk about the baby as a seperate being, a unique wee thing with his own quirks - rather an extension of her or her boobs.

I'm blabbing on but I find it off.
 
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Ms.Marble

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Oh my good lord...
"The air is cleaner than anything I've ever had inside my lungs, I notice that as I look out at a thousand shades of green, as I smell water on the rock."
^^That is one terribly structured sentence. I presume this is before an editor has gotten to her manuscript? I hope so anyway. Because unstill isn't a word.
Even cleaner than the air in airplanes? I mean that air comes out of a HEPA filter and makes them as sanitary as a surgery theater, right? 🤪
 
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Dearreader

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Yeah no I'm not actually going to feel sorry for her.

She's been at this shite from the start of the pandemic. Calling followers trolls for speaking out

Using her platform to spread fear ,Virtue signalling

Deleting comments so that she looks like she got the upper hand

House hopping ,Calling herself an essential worker

Not wearing her mask/ not wearing it properly.

Planting seeds in the minds of very young impressionable followers that this is an agenda of control and coercion by the government.

It's all laid out in here in all the threads. This isn't about Melanie caring about the people. It's laid out here in every thread her far right bullshit. Plenty of proof. It's been going on over a year and it's fucking time she was pulled up on it. All of it was her sharing conspiracy theories and unfounded claims.

Look how she's replied to people? She's not sorry and won't ever be. There *might* be a sorry to scramble to save her earnings and engagement but that's about it.

If mental health of her followers/ fellow citizen's was a priority why was she continuing to fill people's feeds with scaremongering and fraudulent claims and headlines with no scientific evidence/sharing info from prominent anti mask and anti lockdown figures? If her own mental health was suffering why add to the noise.

She was deleting valid points from followers who said loved ones had died and it was important we all stick together and do our best. Deleting and speaking pure shite to people grieving. That's not ok.
 
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Dearreader

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Ok but it can be argued then that doctors are also not going to present information that goes against their policies and procedures. Doctors can be biased and have their own self interests at heart they are human. I believe women should be educated on all the facts and risks and not just blindly trust their doctor or midwife as there is a large portion of the medical profession who do not ask for consent or practice evidence based medicine.
Ok but it can be argued then that doctors are also not going to present information that goes against their policies and procedures

Lol what??? Also what self interests would even come into play when preforming a medical procedure. I can't with this.

I see you are over on Hannah Wittons thread making Jabs at Hannah for not exclusively breastfeeding. Now it wouldn't be the first time Melanie slagged her own "best mate" off on gossip forums.
 
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Not being funny, but for all she goes on about her son’s right to privacy, if I were her kid I’d be way more upset about my friends being up to look up my mum’s bare nips on YouTube than I would be about the possibility of strangers online seeing my face as a baby
 
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Dearreader

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Remember being 16 and going through your sexual awakening phase and wanting everyone to know that you know sex? Saying everything was orgasmic, that's so sexual and the like (cringe when ya think back)

Melanie has not mentally matured past sixteen. Scarletttt! pick me, pick me!!
 
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salty123

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i am actually STUNNED at her talking about someone elses traumatic experience and saying "he did worse to me". That is literally.... so inappropriate? i cannot fathom it
 
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Nicki19

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Jesus Mel get an actual therapist and stop word vomming all over the web. She won't move with Thomas she just wants to use it as another martyr excuse. She's insufferable, so many mums have it tough with their partners work or their own work and they just get on with it and don't whinge, Melanie has had nothing but support from her husband and in laws and she repeatedly throws it back in their faces. She's an ungrateful cow. She also keeps saying she has "SO MANY JOBS" but she's been dropped by fabletics and I don't see any other brands clamouring to work with her, she just gets the basic influencer PR gifts to write about, and we know this book is her last 🤷‍♀️
 
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Ms.Marble

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Does she ever shut up though?

It's a little after 9am and I'm exhausted reading that. Can't imagine how much she sucks the soul out of people in real life.
This is really upsetting to be honest. So sanctimonious and judgemental.
"Women should be more choosy sexually". So women that choose an abortion bring this on themselves then and it wouldn't happen if they just had slept with the right men?
I'm so done with her ass. I can't.
In what world are we encouraged to not think about the consequences of having sex and are just told to explore? Where is sex education handled like that?
She makes me furious.
 
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Chloer43

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Also hate that she is online telling people her stretch marks are because she didn’t moisturise enough. Hate the thought that women will be seeing this and blaming themselves for getting stretch marks and hating their bodies for not using lotion enough.
Moisturising doesn’t prevent stretch marks! Look at your mom and maternal grandma, if they have them, likelihood is you will too. I oiled twice a day and lotioned and still got a belly full of them. I didn’t know why, when I felt like I did everything I could/was told I should do. But after researching, I know better now. We shouldn’t be spreading that misinformation!
 
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Sazb64

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"Experimenting with stuff like mushrooms".....it's as if she googled controversial things younger people might do. There's no way she's ever had more than a drag of a shitty spliff. It's up there with her apparently having sex with girls....kissing you mean 🙃

She's so cringe
 
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Dearreader

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Her style is so offensive.

Stop👏fucking👏wearing👏ugly👏bras👏with👏statement👏necklines👏

50's style is iconic, the silhouettes are fab but that dress looks like something rented from a costume shop.

Non alcoholic wine with friends she says..... those friends would be Thomas's, not Mel's.
 
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Sazb64

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If I was having infertility struggles and that yoke replied to me with that sob story....I'd slap her into 2025 I swear to God.

YOU DO NOT HAVE PCOS!! As mentioned previously, the doc jotting down notes isn't a diagnoses. They have to get a full picture of your symptoms and explore the causes you twat.

It's another slap in the face for her sister, who I believe actually has PCOS (correct me if I'm wrong there)

It's one thing giving hope to someone with a story that had a positive outcome. It's another thing to absolutely bullshit them because YOU DID NOT HAVE INFERTILITY ISSUES. No one knows if they can get pregnant until they try. That's the same for absolutely everyone on this planet. Otherwise unexplained infertility would not be a thing.

God she absolutely boils my blood. Doesn't think about how what she comes out with may affect others. sUcH aN eMpAtH yOu gOiSe 😍
 
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tittletat2020

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Holy fuck she's in full blown tin foil hat territory now - in her new video she refers to the pandemic as 'mass hypochondria'. She is dangerous! Also the hypocrisy of her using that word when she is an A grade hypochondriac herself is ludicrous.

On a less serious note she confirmed that her and her sister had a 'big falling out' and that they fight and hurt each other 'because we're siblings' ... whaaaaat?! She's supposed to be a fucking adult, fighting with siblings is normal for kids but for a 31 year old?! No. She is so immature, grow up Melanie you fucking overgrown toddler.
 
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notjust_vanilla

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Not to mention that before formula was invented, mothers who couldn't breast feed had to feed their babies bread soaked in dirty water and hope they didn't just die in their arms.

Formula saves so many babies a year and she has the audacity to compare it to processed food? Like please do shut the fuck up.
 
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rattleprattle

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The new video ( which is CONTENT) is basically “why I don’t use my child as content”. She spends the majority of her time stating she doesn’t want the child to be exposed or ridiculed while at the same time filling her socials with closeup pictures of herself feeding him in see through pink lingerie, naked on her wedding day or upside down on a tree stump, and takes videos of him trying to hide while he poops. What planet is she on?
 
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Horrible way to talk to someone. I just told her that selectively showing people that agree with her when most people disagree “isn’t it”
 
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