HSS19

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Michelle has zero style and always looks cheap. Mark is a loafer wearing midget. I hate how they always have Christmas with his chavtastic family and never with hers. Carole and the dad are numpties, the dad actually looks like a nasty piece of work. Carole is basic as they come. Jess just comes across as desperate and the guy she’s ended up with makes my skin crawl! The pic of them recently on a boat with his shirt off made me want to vom! The food at the cousins restaurant looked utterly shit as well!
 
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PapaLazarou

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He's been interviewed on a podcast in the last few hours and he felt the need to point out that Towie 'is scripted you know...' (fuck sakes :rolleyes: ) and that he wasn't the playboy/nasty person he was made out to be on the show. He reckons he knew exactly what the show needed - drama in the form of lots of arguments, and someone flash with a playboy lifestyle - so that's what he gave Towie. He asked for Nanny Pat and Arg to be brought in so he could prove that he could be a nice fella sometimes too.

Nice try you sneering twat - you played the charmless, shallow as a puddle, lazy, arrogant, deluded, full of himself 'playboy' because that's exactly what you are. You were universally disliked then and are now. Don't try and reinvent yourself hoping nobody remembers how you headfucked various women on that show.
 
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DustyRose

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I personally think that speculation about lack of children and fertility issues is extremely insensitive and triggering, no matter who it is about. So, yes, I guess I am 'touchy'. No-one knows what goes on behind close doors and we do not know if she wants children, is trying, has had miscarriages etc. Maybe he doesn't want them. Who knows?
Exactly this. I would say a lot of things are fair game when you make the decision to live your life as publicly as these lot do. But speculation about why a woman hasn’t had children is never cool.
 
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GalGal

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I think Mark sees Michelle as the ultimate trophy wife rather than adoring her as a partner, I could believe he cheated after a drunken night out. Michelle having the full blown emotional affair seems to fit more with her as well.

The baby might mean they both stay home and settle down more, if they can continue to afford that beige mansion monstrosity.
 
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Twopenniesworth

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Mark wright senior on Carols stories has an Aqua credit card sitting on the table. If I remember correctly aren’t Aqua a very high interest credit card used to rebuild credit history? I may be wrong….
 
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Norfolking Good

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Why let a little thing like the truth get in the way of St Mark of the wonderous lipoma! It sounds great that his ‘brave decision to speak out…’ and all the other jizz they say when you have many real cancer survivors battling in silence and dignity.
Doesn’t sound so great when you have a headline of man has fatty lump removed from chest.
 
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Beverley Macker

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It's so weird how he is never on her grid posts, just stories at best. Even her recent holiday nostalgia post was her on her own! What makes it weirder is that she does post other relatives on there - her Mum, her nephew etc. But no Mark. I mean.....why?!
Because she is, entirely correctly, deeply ashamed of him.
 
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Pebbleybeach

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🤣 is that you michelle?
If only I was such a natural beauty 😣

I wish I could find the Facebook post I saw the other day about her, it might’ve been ok magazines Facebook page? Not sure. Anyway, they posted about her being the most beautiful actress or something and there were full blown arguments in the comments because some people were adamant she has had no work done and is a natural beauty who has achieved those changes through aging and jogging…

If someone could let me know how long to jog for to get bigger lips, bigger boobs, less wrinkles and a new nose I’ll be waiting here!
 
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Chub rub 99

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People congratulating them on a great party, hardly think he was chopping cucumbers up and making a balloon arch before hand 🙄
 
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thegrumpos

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Yes I agree it wasn’t scripted as in a soap opera, they were set up in places / interactions but their words and also the actions they decided to do off screen were very much their own.
Thats why I don’t believe this “it was all fake” narrative some of old cast have come forward with - especially the ones who were the nastiest.

old leather face carol would NEVER admit her behaviour (and of her whole family) was foul towards Lauren - for the sole reason that carol believes her and the Wrights to be superior to all others. Mainly bc they had a bit of money I guess. Because they certainly aren’t superior in intelligence, appearance, charisma, wit nor ability- so what is left? Money. And in the 90s and 00s in Essex that was very important. Also nanny Pat was a nasty spiteful little troll too. So we can see where a lot of it came from.

Regardless of it being partly scripted or set up, it is evident even now 10 years later that Mark is not a nice person - have you ever heard a genuinely nice independent story of him? I’ve not.

I’m really glad Mark married someone like MK because be married up, Carol has no chance in bossing around MK. I bet she simultaneously loves and hates it, she’ll be on her best behaviour 24/7 as they’ll be no opportunity to belittle or insult a woman more attractive and successful, she only punches down
 
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Beverley Macker

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He can afford to turn the lights on in Sydney as someone else is paying the bill. He has to sit in darkness in the bega mansion, eating begged for takeaways by the light of his phone.
 
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ejacks

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Poor Michelle. I can already imagine Marks family bulldozing her out the way to hold/feed/change the baby.
I think she’s made her bed. She’s one of them and only pretended not to be for her career. If she wanted to end it she would have done when she was with Luke, not stayed with Mark, built the beggy mansion, and got pregnant.
 
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MissHavisham

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It would be challenging enough being married to that chinny oaf if he was faithful and adoring, but to be married to that chinny oaf and have him cheat on you? Hell naw.
 
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MidnightRambler

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There’s no way he ‘gave up’ that job in the states, just like he never ‘gave up’ his radio show.
He got booted both times, but lies to save face.
His whole life is based on lies and diversion tactics. He’s a ‘personal trainer’ with no qualifications, he’s built a ‘dream mansion’ but hasn’t paid for it, he ‘could have been a footballer if he’d not been distracted’ but when given the chance to be one got dragged off at half time, he had a ‘cancer scare’ that was in fact just a fatty deposit from steroid use

Everything is a twist on the truth to stay relevant or ahead of the bad stories. He’s like Del Boy; the next thing will be the making of him, as he leaves debt and failure in his wake.

I fully expect him to use Dustin’s struggles for exposure / financial gain.
 
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