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Mark is such a walking cliche I can hear him saying creepy shit like ‘ I already hate the man she’s gonna marry’ and ‘ no dating til she’s 30’. I remember when Jess gave birth she said she was surprised she had a boy as she’s such a girly girl and thought that would ensure she’d be a girl mum. Silly bitch.

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Bloody hell

Emmie81 said:

Do you think she cringes at the shit her husband does at times.
Yeah because the first thing we do when we all get off that plane is eat almonds

Or when we make that mobile call, we have a handful of almonds. Looks like that shit that the candidates on The Apprentice have to do during the advertising episode

he’s a wonky mouth cunt

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What in the year 7 drama project is happening here who took the photo? They must have amazing skills cos I’d be pissing myself laughing so much at his bloody almonds and fake phone call It’d be blurry as fuck!

That’s really frustrating when genuine runners don’t get a place and Old Mark and Terrahawk can stroll around it and not finish

I think he treated Lauren like absolute shit before, during and after towie she was definitely affected by her pregnancy with mark. I really think his and family’s behaviour was vile to Lauren.
But sadly Lauren is not looking on laughing I think she’s got a z list version of marks gifted lifestyle- on her tattle which I can’t keep up with but she’s always on the beg for some old shite.
I would have loved Lauren to have the last laugh and move onto a more meaningful and fulfilling career/life but she’s stuck clinging to her former fame . I wish her well and would like to see good things for her I think she’s had a really tough life.

wellingtonboots said:

I’m no fan of Lauren goodger but I remember Carol rubbing it in her face that Sam was joining them for dinner. I know she would’ve been told to by the producers but she seemed to enjoy it a little bit too much.

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Carol, and Jess laughing when Mark said he'd asked Lauren to marry him, Carol rolling her eyes and saying 'what the fuck are you doing' or something like that at Mark and Lauren's engagement do when Mark was giving a speech and nearly crying. Apparently Lauren had lived with the Wright's briefly and Carol never liked her, Lauren was messy and used to borrow stuff without asking or something. Carol could have taken Lauren under her wing, but she obvs never thought she was thin or pretty enough for the golden boy Mark.

bit of a stretch to criticise Mark and Michelle for having an overweight parent lol.

She looks fucking horrific!! She has totally ruined herself, she was naturally beautiful. Just showed my husband, he was shocked and didn’t realise who it was!

Michelle is so “private” that she sold her wedding photos to the highest bidder…

Do you remember when they staged this photo?

Interesting comment in the DM

He’s in Ibiza, saw a photo of him with Wayne Lineker and Dean Gaffney at O Beach, stay classy Mark!! No doubt they’ll hop over to Majorca to join the rest of the dreadful Wrights as none of them seem to want to holiday on their own as a couple! Remember their honeymoon! Who even spends half of their honeymoon with family, bloody bizarre

Christ video has popped up from 5 days ago so sorry if it’s old news- the video of him ‘surprising’ someone he knows in Ibiza… imagine lying relaxing on holiday and that fucking melon turning up shouting at you. Fuck off.

Iamthebosun said:

I think the same about Chloe Sims, she's really funny but she's really funny on TV, I'm glad she hasn't married my brother or anything And I'd look like an unfortunate-looking baby elephant next to her

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Chloe Sims is beyond parody; she looks absolutely bloody ridiculous, teeth that can be seen from space and comedy tupperware norks. I genuinely wouldn't worry about comparing yourself to her - for one thing I'm sure you look human.

You just know the baby was conceived in Palma and they think it's romantic sooo chavvy.

Marks story post about “having timed instagram posts to go out” etc like he’s an A lister who doesn’t use his own instagram. Behave mate

Duchessofmanchester said:

Nooooooo.... She's pregnant!!!View attachment 3339257

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Looks like a still from a Bollywood movie when the male hero has just single handedly beaten up 100 villains and then casually walks over (clean in white) to his beautiful, trophy girlfriend ready to sing and dance on the beach.

Or like the Glenn Medeiros video.

Mums84 said:

There's something repulsive about him. If he seemed like a nice person you could forgive the many ick factors he gives off but the old mark shines through. Thank goodness he isn't breeding.

Mark Wright treats fans to his sizeable bulge as he struts in tight pants

The ex-TOWIE star had clearly used up all his luggage allowance and had to start packing his essentials in his budgie-smugglers

www.mirror.co.uk

Hahaha he has put his Sunday lunch down there. Fooling no-one

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spot the difference

Joon said:

What's it going to be like when Jess has her baby...all of Towie cast turning up no doubt the bigger the better with the Wright family...yuck...

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Complete with a balloon arch and grazing board

For the love of god please Michelle if you read this, please dump Mark's sorry arse and live happily ever after with Luke, you two are made for each other.