Traveler001

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Do you think she cringes at the shit her husband does at times.
Yeah because the first thing we do when we all get off that plane is eat almonds

Or when we make that mobile call, we have a handful of almonds. Looks like that shit that the candidates on The Apprentice have to do during the advertising episode

he’s a wonky mouth cunt
What in the year 7 drama project is happening here 😂 who took the photo? They must have amazing skills cos I’d be pissing myself laughing so much at his bloody almonds and fake phone call It’d be blurry as fuck!
 
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Norfolking Good

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That’s really frustrating when genuine runners don’t get a place and Old Mark and Terrahawk can stroll around it and not finish
 
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QueenieMcSheenee

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I think he treated Lauren like absolute shit before, during and after towie she was definitely affected by her pregnancy with mark. I really think his and family’s behaviour was vile to Lauren.
But sadly Lauren is not looking on laughing I think she’s got a z list version of marks gifted lifestyle- on her tattle which I can’t keep up with but she’s always on the beg for some old shite.
I would have loved Lauren to have the last laugh and move onto a more meaningful and fulfilling career/life but she’s stuck clinging to her former fame . I wish her well and would like to see good things for her I think she’s had a really tough life.
 
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GalGal

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I’m no fan of Lauren goodger but I remember Carol rubbing it in her face that Sam was joining them for dinner. I know she would’ve been told to by the producers but she seemed to enjoy it a little bit too much.
Carol, and Jess laughing when Mark said he'd asked Lauren to marry him, Carol rolling her eyes and saying 'what the fuck are you doing' or something like that at Mark and Lauren's engagement do when Mark was giving a speech and nearly crying. Apparently Lauren had lived with the Wright's briefly and Carol never liked her, Lauren was messy and used to borrow stuff without asking or something. Carol could have taken Lauren under her wing, but she obvs never thought she was thin or pretty enough for the golden boy Mark.
 
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She looks fucking horrific!! She has totally ruined herself, she was naturally beautiful. Just showed my husband, he was shocked and didn’t realise who it was!
 
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Disneylover

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He’s in Ibiza, saw a photo of him with Wayne Lineker and Dean Gaffney at O Beach, stay classy Mark!! No doubt they’ll hop over to Majorca to join the rest of the dreadful Wrights as none of them seem to want to holiday on their own as a couple! Remember their honeymoon! Who even spends half of their honeymoon with family, bloody bizarre
 
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Swx

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Christ video has popped up from 5 days ago so sorry if it’s old news- the video of him ‘surprising’ someone he knows in Ibiza… imagine lying relaxing on holiday and that fucking melon turning up shouting at you. Fuck off.
 
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I think the same about Chloe Sims, she's really funny but she's really funny on TV, I'm glad she hasn't married my brother or anything 😂 And I'd look like an unfortunate-looking baby elephant next to her 😂

Chloe Sims is beyond parody; she looks absolutely bloody ridiculous, teeth that can be seen from space and comedy tupperware norks. I genuinely wouldn't worry about comparing yourself to her - for one thing I'm sure you look human.
 
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FJB1

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Marks story post about “having timed instagram posts to go out” etc like he’s an A lister who doesn’t use his own instagram. Behave mate 🤣🤡
 
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dramaismymiddlename

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There's something repulsive about him. If he seemed like a nice person you could forgive the many ick factors he gives off but the old mark shines through. Thank goodness he isn't breeding.


Hahaha he has put his Sunday lunch down there. Fooling no-one
spot the difference
 

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EllaBella10

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Imagine being sat next to these two melts on a plane! 🙄🙈

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I see he grifted a visit to the British F1 last weekend courtesy of M&S… I actually hate he’s involved with M&S! Why???? My favourite food shop catering to these fake grifters! 😡
 
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Sogdhitalley

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For the love of god please Michelle if you read this, please dump Mark's sorry arse and live happily ever after with Luke, you two are made for each other.
 
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cazellie

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Somebody has commented on Secret Celebrity Tattle page that she is 100% pregnant and due in April and her work with Very has been put on hold...
 
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