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Does anyone remember how Sam Faiers happily admitted to beating Joey Essex behind closed doors? I think it was the godawful Chloe Sims who finally challenged her on it after Joey told her about the domestic violence he was experiencing.
I recall she simply said ‘everyone gives their boyfriend a slap now and again’ and shrugged.

How the hell has she now got this clean cut image?

Mark is 'good looking' (but unattractive) in a hollyoaks way not a Hollywood way. He has a sneery smile, a bad attitude and arrogance as opposed to confidence.

Although I don't watch James Bond I'm aware he's supposed to be a sophisticated, suave, handsome, clever spy who is fit in both meaningings of the word and every bloke wants to be him and every woman wants to be with him. I absolutely do not picture Mark Wright from that description!

Do you think she cringes at the shit her husband does at times.
Yeah because the first thing we do when we all get off that plane is eat almonds

Or when we make that mobile call, we have a handful of almonds. Looks like that shit that the candidates on The Apprentice have to do during the advertising episode

he’s a wonky mouth cunt

It's only me said:

I think Jess has shared a video of her signing the song she released, that flopped. She doesn't even know the words and can tell she is clearly miming. I have never been so embarrassed for anyone in my life

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Oh god I’m mortified for her, she looked embarrassed herself and of course she had to sing fucking Valerie
These Wright parties all look the same, the only difference is, Michelle has turned up to this one!
Cringing at Marchella

Annue said:

Definitely a keegan fan you’ve gave me a good laugh go on her Instagram give her some love

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You don’t have to be a fan of someone to know how hurtful intrusive remarks about your lack of children and the state of your marriage can be. Once you get a laugh though

So Mark and Chelle announced they are going to be parents, congrats! Us tattlers already knew there’d be a baby announcement though, nothing gets past us lot!

@Cucumber and eggs summed up the reveal picture splendidly…



Let’s hope the little one doesn’t inherit Mark’s chinny chin chin! Sheesh let slip it was a boy so our bets are on it being called Mark Junior!

Mark still doing bugger all but he did take himself to Vegas for the Formula 1 and proceeded to split his head open. Was also apparently overheard loudly complaining about the results of his hair transplant at an airport in Cyprus.



Chelle keeping a low profile with her pregnancy and having to knock back all those big acting jobs she was offered over in the US (ahem)…. Brassic also finishing up….

That’s about it really, most of last thread was taken up with the baby news!

Special mention to this absolute beauty of a picture posted by @I know Stuff This must adorn every new Wright thread from now on please!



Previous thread -

Hollie Day said:

Terrible quality and poorly designed. All wrinkled up in the knee, elbows and chest area.
Seems like he couldn't even get michelle to wear it.

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He looks like one of those little green army men for kids has been left out in the garden for six months.

The chin

Michelle is pure Primark pretending to be Tiffany. As for that tool she's with. Words fail me.

OMG. This has triggered me so much!

Years ago I had run a sponsored 10k. I'm not a runner (in anyway) and had struggled with training etc but was determined to do it and finish.

The lads I was doing it with were ahead of me the whole circuit. The other girl in our group was behind me at every point.

I was making good time and got really quite excited on the final circuit to know "this is the one I get to run up the finishing line" so I was pushing myself through. Only to get there and the girl from our group be standing there with the lads at the finish line. She was claiming she had done the correct amount of circuits. There was NO WAY she had overtaken me, she'd been behind me the whole time. There was NO WAY I'd done an extra circuit. And yet here she was "with a better time than me". She just wouldn't concede she was wrong and I was so pissed off.

So to see Big Mark do this on a larger (and more impressive) scale is so annoying. And I'll bet actual genuine runners of the marathon would be so disappointed.

There's just something off about the Wright family generally though. Always seem super dodgy and smug.

The cheek of him commenting on mental health after the way he treated Lauren and Arg.
Him and his family are absolute scum.

Beverley Macker said:

Nah, panto is shithouse. He’d be perfect.

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Mark in Panto: Has anyone seen my career?
Panto Audience: It’s behind you!
Mark: Oh no it’s not!!
Panto Audience: Oh yes it is!

gregory feck said:

Palm reader

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Madam Palm.

Or if she pals up with Ferne McCann’s daughter they will be known as Palm Sunday.

A-Soul said:

Don’t you mean palma the kid off?

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That's crying out to be a thread title of some sort

Jess be fuming they’ve had a girl.

Snooty Michelle best realise reality tv is calling her name, when no one else is. She’s chained herself to that penniless wasteman for life now, - she needs to swallow her ego and get out and to earn the coppers.
He certainly can’t.

Mark is such a walking cliche I can hear him saying creepy shit like ‘ I already hate the man she’s gonna marry’ and ‘ no dating til she’s 30’. I remember when Jess gave birth she said she was surprised she had a boy as she’s such a girly girl and thought that would ensure she’d be a girl mum. Silly bitch.

Pops into this thread for the first time

Bloody hell

Emmie81 said:

Do you think she cringes at the shit her husband does at times.
Yeah because the first thing we do when we all get off that plane is eat almonds

Or when we make that mobile call, we have a handful of almonds. Looks like that shit that the candidates on The Apprentice have to do during the advertising episode

he’s a wonky mouth cunt

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What in the year 7 drama project is happening here who took the photo? They must have amazing skills cos I’d be pissing myself laughing so much at his bloody almonds and fake phone call It’d be blurry as fuck!

That’s really frustrating when genuine runners don’t get a place and Old Mark and Terrahawk can stroll around it and not finish