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Can we move on from this? I think it’s one of those where we all feel differently and that’s fine. But it is getting a bit tedious…

Musings30 said:

Whaaat? Has someone accused her of hitting Sam? Or did I misread that?
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I think Inga is stupid AF for even still communicating with Sam, but absolutely fair enough if she's done it purely to get back at Yaz. I'd do the exact same tbh. Yaz hasn't got a leg to stand on. She was actively flirting and making moves on Inga's bloke while they were in a relationship. The way Yaz speaks about their break up with Sam as well. There have been two scenes where she's had to stop herself from finishing her sentences and backtracking because she basically almost admits that they had some sort of an affair.

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Personally if I was Inga I'd get absolutely hammered and then shag miles to fuck Yaz and Ruby off. And maybe suck Rez off for good measure too. I'd obviously make sure I'd also drunken so much I'd never remember any of it

Ruby is such a shit stirrer making out to Miles that Ella was some sort of psycho talking about star signs and saying she'd move here for him, it didn't come across like that to me at all. She is just jealous that Miles likes someone other than her and cant handle it. Miles fucked me off last episode aswell, he literally thinks he is gods gift to women. What normal person would invite someone to travel from Australia to the UK for 2 weeks, and then complain she is coming on too strong for wanting to organise dinners etc. He has no clue what he wants and is going from girl to girl hurting people along the way, just come out already ffs

Sorry all but I’m just here to drop the bomb that on Melissa and Sophie’s latest podcast that NEITHER OF THEM KNEW WHAT A CLITORIS WAS?!!!

They had to Google it and even when they read the description you could tell they were still none the wiser; they were recoiling and saying “ewww”. I am blown away by how stupid these two really are…

*this woman is too stunned to speak*

eff verity, if anyone deserves a good time from Miles rn, it’s Emily. Their chemistry is so much more palpable as well.

as for Ruby, giiiiiiirl we need to talk about ya boyf
“be quiet Ruby”
comfortable with lying to your friend’s face (an innocent girl who has never done anything malicious to him)
comfortable with his friend cheating and lying
clearly bricking it, prioritising being “one of the lads” and keeping dirty secrets over doing the right thing
“he loves you” to said cheated on girl, in what can only be described at best as deeply manipulative or worse, gaslighting.

Then we have Tristan, not wanting to be outdone,
“fuck off” to Tiffany, when she interrupted him excusing cheating, lying and manipulative behaviour in the process of trying to dig his scumbag friend out of a hole.
also lied to innocent girl’s face
gaslighting most females on the show like his life depends on it

Harvey … opens his mouth and

We had the tricep trio but I think I’m going be calling this lot the red flag rabble from now on

I'm just laughing at Julius being called Julian

I can't get over Ollie and Gareth. They really show surrogacy up for how cold and consumerist it is.

If a heterosexual couple had made a baby by traditional means then had a third miscarriage, would they be throwing a dinner party on holiday getting involved in petty drama, or would they be home, the woman most likely in pain and passing blood and morning.

I wonder where that poor surrogate is while she passes her miscarriage. Probably not sipping champagne in Bali. Does she even get paid for the pain and trauma she will be going through. Or is it full payment on live baby.

Can’t look at Sam Prince without thinking he looks like Cam from Tracy Beaker

serenawaldorf said:

Obviously the show used to be somewhat scripted too but I feel like at least they were geniuine relationships and friendships.. nowadays it seems the majority of the cast only sees each other during filming. How did they get the cast so wrong?! I don’t think any of them even live or are from Chelsea except liv?!

It used to be such a good show!

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youre right. Verity is from Dorset, Maeva is from Paris, James is from Essex, Melissa Tatum is from Somerset, Inga is from Wiltshire, Sam Prince is from Sussex (he went to school in East Sussex and his current business, forager health ltd, is based in West Sussex). Julius aka Julian aka spring onion was born in Canterbury and raised in Offham, Kent. Emily Blackwell is from Surrey. Rez was born in America and presumably brought up not far from Epsom, since he met other cast members at Epsom College (FYI Epsom college seems to be the place to be if you want to get “in” with that set. Clive Watson - father of the Watson sisters attended and is now also a trustee, as well as lots of other cast members being alumni). Liv Bentley was brought up in Oxfordshire, with her grandfather leaving an estate worth ~£50m to her mother, Burrow Farm Estate, near Henley-on-Thames.

even the Londoners weren’t brought up in Chelsea. Issy is from Hackney.

the cast member who is probably the best contender for having been “made” in Chelsea is Tristan Phipps - his mother Carrie Wicks, was chief of operations for hotel chain, Firmdale Group, for around 20 years and she left in 2016. Since the HQ is South Kensington, it stands to reasoning she’d have been based near there. And ironically, I’d say Tristan has the least affected vocal fry.

when you realise none of them were brought up anywhere near Chelsea, that most of them come from nice, standard middle class towns - it makes their vocal fry all the more ridiculous. Willow was supposedly brought up in Mallorca and has the worst vocal fry of them all - she’s almost a caricature of herself in her desperation to fit in.

it should be renamed “made in the Home Counties with delusions of superiority, moved to west London or thereabouts for a social media career, put on affected accent”

Rez must have pissed the editors off for them to do him dirty like that

mirrorglass said:

Yeah, I agree. Although I don't like Sam. I think Inga is being truthful about the way Ruby treated her, we all saw it. People can call her a bully, but I think she's just giving back what she was getting. It seems that Sam being direct and brutal has given her the confidence to do so.

On the other hand Ruby seems very aware of how she wants to be perceived this season. I think it has to do with the backlash she got after she belittled the new girl for talking to Rez.

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Imma have to say it how it is...Ruby is a c*nt (and that's a word I use very sparingly), and I think we saw her true, unadulterated colours when she belittled and bullied Sarrah, the girl Rez briefly dated after they broke up. She sneered at Sarrah (poking fun at her comparatively small Instagram following) and drove her to tears, to the point to that the poor girl had to walk off camera, with Ruby laughing at her as she did it. She also waged an undying vendetta against Inga since she first came on the show and got with Miles. She's a nasty vindictive individual and I'm so glad Inga has called her out on it because someone finally had to. What sucks is that people have completely misconstrued the situation and are accusing Inga of being the bully, which is utterly laughable.

Tristan seems like he would be a very polite shagger, he would make you a cuppa afterwards, order your Uber and send you home with a Tupperware of crab linguine and never contact you again. Now is this a bad thing…only the shaggee can judge

Clickbait said:

Was just about to say the same thing! When has 34 become middle-aged?! Not sure how old you are @Dwight - perhaps you’re still so young anything beyond 30 seems ancient

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Me reading that 34’s middle aged.....

UsernameBlank said:

OMG I need to see this baby right now, I can’t wait

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If it comes out with beautiful tanned skin and a black quiff i'll cry from laughter hahahaha

Maeva has been giving me a few laughs this season (in moments that technically shouldn't be funny). The way she words things sometimes is just gold. She has some quotable moments lol.

Maeva: "I gave up London for you're fucking countryside! Can you believe that? I am stuck now in fucking Saffron Walden. I don't know what I am going to fucking do."

James: "You're not stuck. You're not stuck."

Maeva: "I'm not stuck! Trust me, I'm gonna find a way to escape from there! I'll need time but I'll do it!"

Lol, it makes it seem like Saffron Walden is out in the boonies. So dramatic and funny. I can picture Mavea plotting her freedom. I am not from England, but is Saffron Walden really far from London?

And then from this episode 9

Maeva: "On my side, I've been working very hard to forgive him."

James: "You're doing well."

Maeva: "I know I'm fucking doing well!"

I have grown to really appreciate her no filter, just saying exactly what's in her head.

Also, Liv is very male-identified (feminist lingo for the type of woman that will side with a man or give a man the benefit of the doubt over women always). The way she didn't go in on Sam Prince at all for dropping her as a friend was very telling. She didn't have any venom for him at all like she does her woman friends.

Ahahaha I love that Melissa saw Inga and Sam and they sprinted out of there. Inga was a really bad liar with Yas - she kept smiling and hiding her face in her hands! I think she’s entitled to do what she likes wifi him and that point. It’s not like Sam and Yas spared her any thought. Why does Ruby have a problem with it now but she was all for Yas creeping around with Sam?!

Ruby made me cringe when she was like “I hear the best place to hide is aisle 4” and Sam was like how long you’ve been rehearsing that then?

P.S. Ruby hun. We all know what’s on aisle 4:

That is CRAZY

Regardless of whatever Miles’ preference is, I’m pretty sure Julius is in love with him.

Sam Prince looks like Julie Walters