I really love this thread title ✨

So as we all know, Louise nearly died again but this time Antigua provided a tropical backdrop because who wants to die at your home on a wet Wednesday in January with only Bryan around to witness the drama? Not our Tiny Tears! First though, she had to do a skiing holiday and eat burgers and carbonara to start kicking things off. Jokes! That stuff was only for nice pictures so she had memories of lovely food.

Louise packed her cups (reasons to become apparent later) and off they went on a long awaited trip to the Caribbean funded by Daddy Warbucks. TT had a lovely time posing in bikinis, frolicking on the beach admiring herself wearing sunglasses and indulging in siestas but THEN


THE WHEELS FELL OFF AS THEY ALWAYS DO

And then we had nothing, no update for about a week, until single somber blackout message like Princess Diana had died again that Louise was in hospital and they didn’t know when she could come home. Speculation abounded. Had her insides come out? Was she in a secure unit? A cosmetic procedure? Had her arms been amputated? None of us knew, and Ryan had been asked to sign an NDA until it gained enough traction for the Daily Mail to notice.

Finally Loopy came to life to tell us that she’d been in ICU, after a mad big brave dog dash back from the Caribbean because she’d decided to be as sick as possible on holiday. She’d eaten so much carbonara and mainlined steroids that she’d lost cupfuls of blood and once again resembled an empty crisp packet that was hurriedly flown back to the U.K. because Antigua doesn’t have hospitals for people as special as Tiny Tears. Unfortunately BA lost her luggage, so the poor lamb has had to wear a hospital gown the whole time with the wind flapping up her poorly bum.

She’s apparently had surgery but we can’t know what yet because the Turtle Method stoma leggings are still in production and she needs to include another chapter on her book.

All this drama has given Bryan some very valuable time to reflect on what he wants to do in life, which is mess about on a mini skateboard, frap over surfing videos and women who live in Devon and pretend to play the guitar. Nothing really to get your priorities in order like a partner being seriously ill after all, I’m just waiting for my husband to get struck down with something awful so I can finally watch Brideshead Revisted and learn the harp.

I’ve not mentioned Leo because frankly, nor have they, except for his photoshoot visit to the hospital to see his batty mum and Ryan saying ‘he can’t love this boy anymore’ whilst walking him dangerously close to a flowing stream.
 
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Nuts

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Heelloooo,
Long time browser, first time posting!
I’m an ICU nurse, it’s totally possible to be in ICU for a long period without being sedated and ventilated with the ability to use a phone - also sometimes you are ventilated and only on very light sedation and therefore very aware of your surroundings…. Which can be very traumatic when you are able to see and hear what is going on around you.

From her last IG photo she looks quite jaundiced - my guess is pre eclamsia and HELLP syndrome or PPH with DIC following, both can be very serious and life threatening and from the look of her she has been very sick.

all I’m seeing here is someone who has been through a really traumatic experience that has changed her outlook on life and opened her eyes to what it is that happens when in ICU/hospital.
I know that personally after a couple of surgeries that were planned and went smoothly, even with my many years of nursing (almost 25!) I was filled with an overwhelming need to personally thank all the people who cared for me, I think this must be what she is going through on a bit of a larger scale - when you have no idea what actually happens in a place like ICU or even just hospital in itself it can be an eye opener and very overwhelming to experience.
whatever has happened it’s been significant.
 
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I'm a long-time lurker but now need to vent. After years of IVF treatment I finally got to being 34 weeks pregnant but negligence on the part of Shrewsbury & Telford Hospital NHS Trust resulted in my one and only child being stillborn (we didn't take part in the class action as we couldn't face reliving the trauma publicly time and time again and it wouldn't bring our precious baby back). The stress and heartbreak was too much for our marriage and we didn't survive it. In addition we wiped out all our savings on the expensive IVF treatment (we were running out of time to wait for the NHS). Our daughter would have received so so much love and attention to compensate for what we couldn't have provided materially. But love's the most important thing anyway, isn't it? I'm now broke (real broke and not like Louise's imaginary financial worries), childless, alone and have cancer (not terminal but still really not fun). Get a fucking grip Louise. I'd kill for what you have.
 
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Long time lurker and had to make an account. Very nervous. I have just had a baby, but since September (5weeks preg) my MH just went absolutely off the wall. I have had the daily crisis team visits (whilst pregnant and still now 11 weeks pp). I have absolutely no love at all for my little baby. I have not been able to text my best friend back since February. I feel constant consuming misery and all I want is to not feel like this- however that may be. I used to be the life an soul of the party and now I am absolutely nothing. I am absolutely incensed by this woman. I still have to work as I’m self employed and I still do the night feeds, nursery rhymes, constant care and give LO and my first child (who I had that instant rush of love for and has never wavered and assumed this child would be the same) the exact same attention and care and love. I have no desire to do so much as change a nappy but I do it everyday with a smile plastered on my face (even with tears streaming) to keep engagement. I’ve not even told my mum let alone family or friends how low I have been because I never ever want LO or anyone to ever question the love I have. LO does not deserve this at all, everyone should have a mum that adores the bones of them and Louise is just taking the piss. I’ve not had one day off work so that I can provide for them. I’ve taken every tablet and been to every appointment. I have showered LO with love when I feel absolutely nothing at all. I sure as shit have not been on holiday, put make up on or pranced about tapping my body?! She has made a mockery of those actually suffering. She has contradicted herself daily and devalued everyone else’s experiences and trauma. And makes me just want to explode with anger because she just has no idea at all how good she has it. And fake it till you make it with that little boy. Even at the times when you hate the sight of him (awful but there will be times) hold him even closer and tell him how fanbloodytastic he is you awful excuse of a human being
 
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PastorBake

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I have too much time on my hands but here are some of her comments... On her own posts... 🤣

There are loads of other comments from Louise Victoria with emojis ♥🔥 to boost her engagement on most of her posts.
Ryan thanking Victoria Marchman 😂
Is it too early for the next thread title? Louise Thompson - Victoria Marchman's alter ego
 
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It’s Mother’s Day on Sunday isn’t it?

I’m not going to be surprised if the ‘trauma’ gets an article in YOU magazine. It’ll go something like this:

‘i find Louise reclining on her sumptuous velvet nursing chair, placed underneath the streaming sunlight in her baby boy’s nursery. The infant is nowhere to be seen, and Louise fixes me with her perfectly made-up eyes. “Of course, I never nursed here” she begins, coral-painted lips wobbling. “At the time I should have been instagramming that first feed, I was dying. Dying! I forget why, but I clung to life, barely, simply because I happened to be at the peak level of fitness beforehand, and of course, I’m quite beautiful. A fatter, plainer woman would have died”. She sweeps a manicured hand across her contoured cheeks, brushing away a delicate tear.
 
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Chattymamabear

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Oh, has she started posting again. I thought she said she was in recovery and getting treatment?

I started reading and thought for a split second that with this wake up call she might of thought of doing something useful with her life like retraining to become a nurse or even assisting in some way working with the NHS... There are lots of volunteer roles. I used to volunteer at a local hospice, and a friend of mine regularly helps out on the children's ward as a storyteller.

I think if I'd 'almost died twice' the very last thing on my mind would be getting myself photographed while staying in hospital so I could post it on social media.
fucking hell she's just had a baby and been in intensive care and you want her to start retraining as a nurse?!😂give her a break
 
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Elle

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Wait, what. Where are these absolute saints who have never uttered a bad word about anyone coming from? Hoping people who have dared to think Louise might have been offline for attention/engagement feel guilty???? Am I missing something? Did anyone say they hope she had traumatic birth and is offline because she's still in hospital recovering? NO! I, for one, don't feel guilty for speculating that an INFLUENCER might be delaying her birth/ baby reveal for publicity. I would never wish for her to experience trauma or ill health and am of course saddened by the update. Wishing her a quick recovery, mentally and physically as I'm sure we all are. And shame on you to the 'hope you feel bad now' smug people coming out of the woodwork. This is a fucking trash thread and nobody here has said anything awful???
 
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Me reading this thread after getting pregnant 3 months after my miscarriage and having given up with my wedding planning while I’m pregnant because I just can’t be arsed 🤣🥲🤪

 
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I wonder what nightmares I’ll have tonight…..

Oh I don’t know Louise, maybe it’s about having miscarriage after miscarriage. Or perhaps being so desperate for a baby that you’ve endured months of fertility drugs and a traumatic egg retrieval only for it to fail….

No wait, that’s not it because you have a healthy, beautiful boy who’s tucked up in his (hopefully clear) crib.

There are millions of women who would love to be in your shoes and would go through hell and back to have a baby.

Stop being so ungrateful, get some help and give that little boy of yours the love and attention he deserves.

FYI - he doesn’t give a shit if you’ve put make up on or brushed your hair. You are the centre of his universe, reciprocate you self absorbed harpy.
 
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Oh, has she started posting again. I thought she said she was in recovery and getting treatment?

I started reading and thought for a split second that with this wake up call she might of thought of doing something useful with her life like retraining to become a nurse or even assisting in some way working with the NHS... There are lots of volunteer roles. I used to volunteer at a local hospice, and a friend of mine regularly helps out on the children's ward as a storyteller.

I think if I'd 'almost died twice' the very last thing on my mind would be getting myself photographed while staying in hospital so I could post it on social media.
She’s at home finally with her newborn after being in hospital for a month! I doubt she’s in the right place to be deciding on a career change or embarking on volunteering. Give the woman a break!

Also I think if I was in hospital and had a trip up to the nice sky garden I’d get a picture to send to my family! If she subsequently chooses to post it on social media that seems alright to me 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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My firefighter partner committed suicide because of PTSD. The flashbacks he had from times they coudn't rescue people in time and the body recoveries from RTA's just devastated him. Perhaps he should have just put on a fucking yoga video and...voila!... he'd have felt "heavenly bliss...peace and freedom...powerful and excited...almost like a scientist discovering a new invention!"

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Stupid ignorant bitch. Boo hoo, you had a difficult birth (like a lot of women do) and ended up with a healthy kid. Her banging on about her supposed PTSD really boils my piss, she hasn't got a fucking clue.

Sorry for the TMI, and I'm honestly not fishing for sympathy comments which would just derail the thread. But as someone who witnessed first hand what real PTSD and the associated flashbacks do to someone I'm just livid at her fucking ignorance. She can shove her yoga videos up her arse and FUCK OFF.
 
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Ooh my first thread title! I’m happy to recap.

Louise revealed she shat herself in the park, and must remain near a toilet at all times but then they went to Greece on a much needed relaxation break. Louise sat on her bum for the entire flight (to stop it leaking?!) while everyone else got pissed in a futile attempt to tune her out. There were concerns that Leo would be like, a baby on the flight, and he seemed to revert to exactly that, even wanting milk at one point.
Everyone seemed to have fun on holiday except Ryan as he’s a miserable bastard, Leo because it was too hot, and Louise because of trauma. We discovered Leo is in fact a genius because he can pick up an Ella’s Kitchen pouch and put it in his mouth, so now we know all our babies are thick as shit and theirs will join MENSA.
Once home everyone got on with their lives. Louise put flowers in vases and moaned about trauma and can’t eat except bbq salmon and all the other food in a feast on the table. Ryan became the face of Pampers. Sam made Leo cry for TikTok. They went away for Father’s Day and pretended to stay in a wooden shed.
louise went to a posh swimming club but is sad because of trauma. No one can ever be happy again until they get the magazine deal.
 
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My first ever thread title suggestion

Louise Thompson #5 - Mirror mirror on the wall, I don’t know my baby’s age at all
 
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