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‘Live like Louise Antoinette, here’s the baby I regret, now let’s see what freebies we can get’

The beginning of the End - a book by Louise Thompson
Chapter one

It was a cool Autumn day in London and even with the stench of child poverty in the air I knew I had been awarded this wealthy lifestyle just by being myself. I could feel the breeze telling me that today was of importance. That today my life would change.

I had spent the day doing what I had done for the last year, lounging around the house eating salmon and kale. The difference in today was that I was 40 weeks pregnant. I had had an amazing pregnancy, I felt like the earth had moved differently for me and I knew birth would come easily as I’d spent the last 40 weeks obsessing over hypnobirth and preparing my above average body for the mountain I was yet to climb.

I felt my first contraction at 4:04pm. It hurt, but not in any way comparable to what I was to go through in the following weeks, months and years.

I had been advised by health professionals that going private would be my only option, that a celebrity of my calibre couldn’t bring a child into this world in a poor hospital surrounded by poor people. After being in labour for what felt like eternity I finally went to hospital. I had only spent a few hours doing my make up that day and that had been my biggest regret of all.

With each contraction came a strong wave of pain, I knew with each gut ripping pain that these must have been far worse than any other woman had experienced during labour, something wasn’t right. My uterus was contracting stronger than my heart had ever been crushed by Spencer. Something in my gut told me that there was something wrong. That maybe choosing a male that was double my weight and height may have been a mistake. I should have stuck with Niall.
Everything from then happened in a blur. This human I had grown was ripped from my body, and as I lay there open on the operating theatre for all the world to see, the mountains of doctors and privately paid surgeons worked tirelessly to save my abs. They kept me awake for the whole operation, extremely uncommon I know but I am Louise thompson, it meant I could put into detail one day how I danced with death, not once but multiple times. How I clung on more than an average fat person. How my body defeated the odds and birthed a child.

And this was it, the trauma I’d be waiting for, the story of how I would make my living for the next 5 years.

I'm really shit at stuff like this but I had a bash!

Ok which one of you is A Box …

Soapy Dolphin said:

Louise won't like it but she does give off a bit of the Hyacinth Bucket's.
Bet Zara never has to rent a dress.

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Louise Thompson #26 Zara McDermotts boyfriends sister.

I remember when Louise posted a pic on Instagram of alik’s penis between her feet she then claimed she did it accidentally but there’s like 3 stages you have to go through to post a photo https://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/...ting-exposed-picture-of-boyfriend-alik-alfus/



I don’t know how to post it under a spoiler if it offends anyone sorry

Bloody hell wouldn’t call people sticking up for someone who’s been in intensive care after having a traumatic birth fans some people can think she’s a nobhead but feel sorry for her at the same you know

katesbess said:

Haha thread titles are bettering themselves
As far away from naming the woman as giving a title to her forever more please.
Early suggestion. I'm a celebrity contestants nephew,son of on off fiancé's tend wife to be.
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Vogue Williams' husband's ex-fling

That card ‘from Leo’ is absolutely filled with all sorts of toxicity and red flags???? The child they created ‘apologising’ about his birth and saying he’ll make it worth it for them? I’m sure naturally he will but he doesn’t OWE them that?? And Ryan managing to put in so much self praise there too? She went through more than any other mother should have to? Honestly unless they divulge what awful things happened, I’m starting to think it wasn’t that out of the ordinary and Louise just can’t cope with things. They’re going to cause so much harm to that poor little innocent boy. That card honestly infuriated me.

Tofino said:

Please tell me they didn’t mention her bloody trauma

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No Sam was asked how he got on MIC and he said it was through his sister and somebody else asked “Oh didn’t she go out with Spencer? He wasn’t very nice to her”? and Sam literally just nodded. To be honest we all love Sam on here, but he could have at least said she was very happy now with a business and a baby etc, but I guess he didn’t know what to say.
We can probs post the clip, it was literally a couple of seconds before Fred asked Jamie Lynn about her own more interesting sister Britney- I think Britney slightly overshadows Louise in terms of fame If it hadn’t been for that TT might have got a few more sentences!
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Thread title: Britney Spears’ sister’s camp mate’s sister

also no sort of health care professional would tell someone with mental health problems that what they went through it worse than what they think you know, literally nobody would say that

‘Leo seems to be ahead of the norm. At least one of us is doing alright.’

oh fuck off Louise!! My baby was always behind “the norm”, and still is now at reception age. Do you know why? Because he was diagnosed with a severe disability at birth. Something that affects development across nearly all areas. We may not have had our lives at risk but does she have any idea how traumatic it is knowing your baby will never reach certain milestones? That your baby will face an entire life of challenges due to living in a world not made for him? Having to watch other children do all the things he can’t do and will miss out on?

Its not a race to the bottom for who has the worst trauma but I’m just so sick of her using it for insta-engagement and not acknowledging how bloody lucky she is that what she had to face is now over and she can put it behind her. She has a chance to move forward with her life. She has nothing beyond “the norm” to worry about. That doesn’t happen with disability (caveat: assuming she has no long term complications which I would have expected her to allude to if she has).

I would rather go through what she did and my child not have his disability any day of the week. I can cope with me suffering for 5 weeks or half a year even, if it meant he wouldn’t have to suffer his whole life.

So the big news of the back of the last thread is that our very own Carrie Bradshaw has got herself a monthly column in the Daily Fail on Sunday. Doubtful we’ll be seeing her on the side of the bus in a tutu anytime soon thank Christ, but she has assured us she’ll talk about all things taboo and sexual which is funny because she doesn’t have any sex. I think we are all in agreement that Ryan makes our vaginas zip up like a tent and Louise’s most exciting sexual encounter recently was a creepy man asking to enjoy his American hot and dough balls with her outside the local Pizza Express.

Anyway Loopy couldn’t possibly have sex because she feels very silly dressing up even though she posts 50 affiliate links a day of clothes she might wear and literally makes her appearance her entire reason to exist because she’s a #petitegal #petiteblogger



The gruesome twosome even went to a ‘festival’ for 25 minutes two miles away and Louise pretended to eat a burger. She can’t eat a lot you know, but she’s such a trooper she orders it anyway just for the gram.

Ryan still needs to wash his hair and pick a hobby, the latest passion that will last until Tuesday next week is pretending to be a serious cyclist with a swollen ballsack because he’s ridden four and a half miles out to Richmond park with his mate.

Louise won the mum’s race at Leo’s nursery sports day, an event that of course most dedicated mums train all year for and really give a shit about. All it took was someone at the starting line to say ‘mums forever’ and she was off like a rocket. Then it was Ryan’s turn, and he didn’t come first but he lied that he did and they gave him a little plastic medal which he’s already put up on the wall because he’s super into his DIY this month and has already hung a picture frame that was there already.

Leo is still Leo, allowed free access to blenders and candles and merely a supporting actor in their narcissistic existence. yesterday he got binned off so his mum and dad could enjoy a Wimbledon freebie- dad wore an old suit that looked awkward as fuck buttoned and mum wore a giant brown hankie as they thankfully didn’t have enough time to beg for free stuff.

Louise Thompson - Zara McDermott’s neighbour

Early thread suggestion: Louise Thompson #6 Big Brave Dog no longer scared of the hob, waiting for a mag deal with Ryan the Nob

Guys you are being unfair. Little Louise will be measuring in Little Cups.

Louise’s cup:

Recap -
The last thread was wild!

Ryan revealed they were going on holiday and had bought them both new havianas.

Louise revealed they were going to the Caribbean to stay with friends.

Louise revealed on TikTok she had done a pilot for a podcast and the big revealis coming.

Louise also revealed that Ryan told her she shouldn’t post because people have been messaging him to say she is stuck in the last and faking. She was heartbroken.

Louise then posted all about juggling a career and looking after a child which is rather astounding given she has no career and doesn’t look after her child.

There was then a long weekend of silence from both of them until Louise posted she nearly died (again), was in hospital but kept quiet about what for, cancelled their trip to St Lucia and then posted a flurry of helpful tips and advice for long stays in hopsital, not that anyone needs it because as she says, it only ever happens to her. She managed to find the energy to squeeze in an #ad too.

Tattlers became MI6 when a lot of pictures didn’t add up with her words and managed to narrow down what ward she was on.

Ryan then posted what was wrong (haemorrhage) and she had been there for 4 days so was already home before she even posted about being in hospital. Louise still continued to post like she was still in hospital and even showed us her hospital skincare routine.

Poor Leo is nowhere to be seen but Ryan did say he has impetigo

Ryan is tired. So are we Ryan, so are we!

have I missed anything?

Thread sugeestion

Ryan's raging, scott is aging, Louise's narcissism is her way of engaging.

Katy i hope you are one of us. You should be

Louise today:
I don’t tell people it’s my birthday in the run up to it



Louise 3 days ago to 1.4million followers:
it’s my birthday on Tuesday