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What an absolute crowd of dead beat losers celebrating themselves for being the biggest crowd of no marks in life. I don’t know what it is but especially after the pandemic, this crowd of dopes handing out awards to themselves is just the most cringeworthy and ridiculous thing. Who do they think they are they are the last people on earth who deserve awards

Looks like we’re about to get some quality NYC content… who wants to get an NYC Irish Instahun bingo going?

- free Aer Lingus business class flight?
- dressed in the daytime like they're about to hike the arctic circle, despite it actually being pretty mild out?
- dressed like a 17 year old on their first night out, eating at an overpriced mediocre restaurant?
- shot of 25 identical looking Instahuns in said overpriced mediocre restaurant/brunch
- Soho cobbled street shot with a Zara haul?
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Your one Megan has it up on her stories that she’s feeling home sick today she has only been living there two fucking days!!! Ah stop this is comical

I got up at 5am said:

What’s she on about saying it was great to travel because travel has been gone for 2 years. If there was one person covid didnt stop it was Louise

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Is she serious?!

Just in the second half of 2021, she went to:

• Ibiza in the summer when restrictions first lifted last summer
• Venice, Italy with Armani in the summer
• Champagne, France with Moet
• Rome a second time around in Italy with the boyfriend for her birthday in the fall
• Belfast for Christmas to visit her boyfriend's family
• Iceland for NYE

And 3 months into 2022:

• NYC in February
• London now

And I'm not counting that summer tour of Ireland last year and in 2020. She needs to get a grip!

Does she realize just the trips she took in 2021 alone are those of a lifetime for a lot of people, especially nowadays.

I just think it’s gas that she get so much free shite weekly, no expense spared when it comes to herself, but bought from the Dunnes basic line for those who are in need of food, where things are as cheap as like 50cent. Are they not worth the nice stuff Louise? Remember she proudly showed us her food shop there the other week and her full to the brim fridge, I don’t recall seeing any Dunnes basics food there? She’s such a massive idiot. I’d say that shopping barely topped €15. She’s some geebag

She’s devastated at having to leave Mark for a full week because it’s the longest they’ve ever been apart she’s only dying to be a housewife and plan her life around him.

Poor lad I hope he enjoys a week of no phone being shoved in his face, not having to eat her shite attempts at cooking and tugs away on himself all week watching wild porn to change it up from missionary Lou Cloo

ahtisyourself said:

Ugh she’s on the cover of Stellar December issue with more NY moaning about the curveball that has been “thrown my way this year”..
Ah we’ve all had curveballs thrown at us this year Louise piss off ya dope you wouldn’t know a days hardship if it slapped you in the face

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Stellar are just cheapening their brand issue by issue. How amazing would it have been to have a leading women's magazine showcase some of the amazing women that led through change to close out 2020 on Ireland? Like doctors and nurses, teachers, care home staff, police. Showcase stories of diverse women out leading through a crisis and having a real impact. But no, we get the same flashy smiled, white girl influencer, month after month. It's so uninspiring and fuels this ditsy uneducated culture the influencers are driving.

I am in knots I sat down with a pen and paper and brainstormed ideas. And the end result was a mixture of her first and last name the cart doesn’t travel far with that horse

Not a name I'd pick personally, but it's a nice classic name. I actually really like the announcement photo. Looks like she's not long after having him. No glam squad, no feet photo, no daddy holding the car seat photo, just two happy people & a beautiful baby.

It’s clear to me now why Louise needs a housemate. They’re there to feed her morning noon and night. So far today Megan has made her a green juice and has made Louise her dinner. Bar frying a few rashers I don’t think Louise is able to cook for herself. She is an absolute child. Is Megan getting a carers allowance for Lou?

How long before Niamh Cullen is in the comments saying she can finally let it out that she knew

How can something be deemed a success if it hasn’t actually gone on sale yet?

I think influencers like Lou are the biggest failure and disgrace of our generation. People paid to do absolutely nothing and contribute nothing to society, meanwhile the rest of us are working our behinds off to make a decent living to cope with the increasing economic pressure. I'm legitimately hoping IG winds up shutting down - it will knock some sense into them.

People, ye just can’t see the wood from the trees here. She is one of the biggest influencers in Ireland. She’s self employed and earning at least €250k a year paying 20% tax and with a good accountant she can write things off as expenses. Her cartier bracelet is €6000 alone. Most of her day to day life is free, meals clothes and a supplemented car! Of course she has mortgage approval. Most of these influencers are bored sideways but it’s far too lucrative to give up. And the main reason she’s going on all these hotel breaks is because she lives at home and needs the ride. I know of two lads she’s been dating and there’s prob a lot more. THE hotel stays will be less when she moves to Dublin. She’s get a revolving door installed first thing

Anyone want to work for Cloo? Super competitive wage at €33 a week!

Look, I know she means well, but it’s clear that the girl doesn’t have a brain in her head. That blue Monday chat was just cringe inducing. Wasn’t blue Monday just created by the airline industry to try and boost travel bookings?! And we’re in lockdown Louise. Every day is farking blue Monday! like I get it, she means well, but I hope she’s not taking payment for being a Pieta ambassador. And I hope I don’t offend anyone by saying this but I really do hate the “know the signs of suicide” campaign they’re now running. Sometimes - a lot of the time actually, there are no signs! So all a campaign like that does is lay more guilt on the shoulders of those left behind who feel guilt for feeling like they missed something!

And I see she has been gifted more new furniture for her clown car apartment

What has happened to Louise? I used to like her and thought her style was alright. It has gone so tacky, completely lost her touch when it comes to style. Her videos make me cringe so much, I am all for people having a bit of craic taking the piss but she is just not funny and they are so cringey. Least if she tried to take the piss it might be okay but she tries to be sultry and it just looks gas.

If I see one more person wearing a Veja runner I’ll shoot myself. Those runners along with a Desenio print, Herringbone floor, Ass shaped vase with pampas grass are part of the Insta Hun starter pack. Order yours today.

It’s like the last two years we have lived through have only just dawned on Louise this morning because she is sick and couldn’t attend her events. “I feel like people don’t appreciate you being around if you’re sick”. Omg someone tell Sharon Ni Bheolain and have this nugget of info be the opener on the 9 o clock news tonight. The nation needs to hear it! NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

Why does everyone here make the boyfriend out to be way above her?? I’m sorry but I worked with a guy that used to be in actuary, played football, travelled bla bla blah…. Like Mark. But good god he was so dull and boring. Zero personality at all. So I’m just saying maybe he’s the same??