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“Now me and John, we’ve been married 16 years, and I don’t know about you, but during his life threatening operations, what I like to do is attend as many industry events as possible, especially in the aftermath when he’s particularly vulnerable.”

Travelling and enjoying your last days somewhere amazing that you love- crack on

Your partner vlogging it and inserting adverts for razors and eyelash serum between stories about illness -not so much

AlexAlbi said:

I seriously hope she’s not planning on going blonde. Especially since she said the cowboys at the salon she goes to were all in shock at how much hair she’s lost recently. Surely as a “professional hairdresser” and “friend”, you’d say to her “look baldilocks, you’re two more shampoos away from looking like Patrick Stewart. Let’s just knock it on the head for a bit”.
And part of me agrees that she’s gearing up to get her hideous tits done, but then again she actually loves her cleavage doesn’t she. She must do considering how much she gets them out.

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Next thread title nomination:

“Look baldilocks, you’re two more shampoos away from looking like Patrick Stewart"

Please tell me it's not just me...

A fuckin …”naughty night away” with your emaciated, fresh from the ICU husband? Give it a rest ffs

“4 hairs and a tiger tan, carting around her sick lesbian nan”

People need to stop coming on Tattle (not just this thread) saying they have tea to share but they can’t share it. What’s the point!?

IbizaSunset said:

We’ve now had a glimpse of her single girl fridge. Who, even if it’s jokingly, refers to themself as a single girl 2 months after their husband has died?

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I came to write this - single? You’re a fucking widow and only just! I cannot believe how she’s acting tbh it’s disgusting

Lorna is a cow and probably always will be but christ, if she was crying down the camera she'd get shit. One small snippet does not show the amount of grief someone will be feeling. Lets not judge someone on something everyone will deal with differently. We don't know how she's been the last few weeks or what she's been like off camera. Should she be crying every single moment of every day? They both knew the day would come ages ago so she's probably past the grieving stage now.

Lorna to John…”How are you doing today?” John looking grey and frail in the final stages of cancer “yeah I’m doing really well today” as his eyes drop lower throughout the 30 second story it’s so very sad, she’s talking about buying jeans sitting on a dying man’s knee. Please for the love of god Cruella, focus on your husband in his final days not your bloody clothes and instagram

Why does she think their relationship is so interesting? ‘Yeah we’ve got a story to tell’, hasn’t everyone? So you married a guy a bit older than you and chose not to have kids, big fuckin deal! I’m missing what the unique/interesting/unusual story is here?

Oh my god! I hadn’t even realised what she looked like last year (2024) because she’s only started popping up recently. Just gone to TikTok and I’m shook. Jeeeeeesus

Thread suggestion - Low BMI and a saggy twat, pay £55 to come for a chat

I feel so sorry for John. I understand he’s enabled her - but all I can think about is if I had just major cancer surgery and the day after I got home, my partner went out on the piss, I’d be heartbroken. She should be waiting on him hand and foot. There wouldn’t be ANYTHING that could drag me away from my partner if that was him. It’s really quite awful

PT32 said:

Welcome to the a-blocked club

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I told her I was a new follower and could she please tell me who the lady in her grid photos was. Was it her younger sister...

Can you imagine as a grown woman, queuing up to buy some Chinese made shit from an influencer with no credentials, an eating disorder , no hair, and an alcohol problem?
I’m so embarrassed for some of humanity.

Grieving for terminal cancer is very different to grieving for a sudden tragic death. I've dealt with both too many times than I should have in life. She will have been grieving for John for the length of his terminal diagnosis. Her behaviour isn't callous it's just that she's "done"

A stocking filler costing £30… am I old or are stocking fillers meant to be cheap and cheerful, fluffy cocks, chocolates, little beauty products

ETA I am not correcting that spelling mistake as it’s made my day. Carry on

I have to comment… Mounjaro is paid for privately by people. It can transform the lives of people who have and are living with obesity. So much so that it has been approved to be on the NHS for those who could benefit greatly from it. Ultimately taking pressure off the NHS due to less type 2 diabetes, heart failure etc. those people must have a bmi of at least 30 but ultimately aimed at above 40. Whilst I am sure Lorna is on it I personally don’t agree that she has procured through appropriate medical consultation, I support obese people trying to get their lives back. Not those who are a stone too heavy and are doing it purely for asthetics. However people spend money on Botox and face lifts all the time. No one is saying anything about this. It’s cosmetic.

For most who go to Turkey for obesity surgery they do so because the cost on the NHS is prohibitive. I recently listened to the obesity UK podcast, and know the presenter whose life has been severely impacted by obesity and has now had surgery. On the NHS. He met the right surgeon who helped. I’d go to Turkey if I had the balks but I don’t! I know two very close people who have and that’s their choice.

You only hear the horror stories about mounjaro or other weight loss drugs, and surgery abroad. There are far greater success stories. The medication is approved here. Yes something might come up later on but the side effects are clear and listed for anyone to see.

I’m a supporter of obese people, as I am everyone. (Lorna might be the exception ) I want them to have a better life. I don’t want people to die of heart failure as happened to my 38 year old brother.

Sharing far too much of my personal life but mounjaro has made my life so much better over the last nine months. Over 3 stone down and back in clothes I want to wear. Not too quick, and I was in the right range to need it, embarrassing I know, buts it’s transformational.

Just had to share my opinion. Thanks for reading and love to all TITS!

I’m going to go against the grain and say that if I was John - so drinking and smoking was a large part of my lifestyle and what I enjoyed - and I knew it wasn’t good news, then I might well carry on doing the stuff I wanted to do. I’m not going to judge the travel either. Feeling guaranteed sun on your face rather than being stuck in a concrete bunker.