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Joe Wicks #4 His ego is bigger than his midget tree

Didn’t realise he gave birth to 2 kids

Joe Wicks #17 He can talk the talk but struggled to walk the walk

He’s in the Mail on Sunday today detailing the fact his dad was a cocaine addict and yet he criticises his mum for feeding him chips and not giving him the boob

Joe wicks #18 His perfect parenting is making us chunder let’s hope he stays down under

Joe Wicks #19 - One binge after another, banned off insta by his brother, his wife looks like his mother

The way he said “can we get this kid a spoon” to Rosie had a really nasty edge to it. Get it yourself you dick. Makes me feel bad for Rosie.

Congratulations @SnarkShark82 on the genius thread title. A free copy of the Burpee Bears is winging it’s way to you (because they ain’t selling well ).

Previous thread recap :-

The self proclaimed Messiah, his glamour model wife Dozie and their children Indigo, Marlon and Leni went on a jaunt to Singapore and Australia. This was a month long work trip which consisted of Joe being an on stage Children’s entertainer for about 4 hours in total over the whole month. He also did a tv appearance and a few radio shows to spread the message globally about what a prick he is. How he managed to fit all that work in between trashing several Air BnBs and binge eating every evening is a mystery to us all.
Highlights of the trip include him posting footage of his baby in a shit filled nappy, his older two children being unwashed and feral and Joe posting lots of pictures of Dozie’s tits (his career is going tits up so you never know when she may have to get hers out again).
He’s still bleating on about his shit childhood holidaying in the South of France like most children of impoverished smackheads do.

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#6 Joe Wicks: Indie's given her P45, as Marley takes the stage for his lentils and chives.

Wingingmotherhood said:

This has to go in the next thread title

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“Sir Joe of Gin Tons, M(assive) B(ell) E(nd)”

Asparagus123 said:

Joe’s stir fry pans saved Rosie from only fans

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Joe Wicks to fitness is like Mrs Hinch is to cleaning...

My youngest of 4 didnt sleep for 8 weeks. No actual joke. She had a tongue tie. And although diagnosed when she was born I was assured her latch was ok etc. For 7 and a half weeks I was a walking zombie. Looking after 4 kids, 2 at school/2 at home,
while my self employed husband went back to work, and I kept my shit together 99% of the time - none of this keep calm shit, I literally survived because I had no choice and am not a millionaire. We had every reason for her not to sleep under the sun, colds/out of sorts/being a newborn...then one night while not sleeping, I came across a Google search which connected tongue tie and all the symptoms, effectively I was breastfeeding and starving her as she was wearing herself out feeding and not being able to latch. Spent £200 on a private midwife to come and fix the tongue tie after being told we would be waiting weeks for a NHS appointment. A few days later, we had a different baby. Never at any point did I think oo let's book a holiday to Mexico- and my husband, (who slept in with my eldest oe all the time we were not sleeping -because he had to work to pay the bills - he ain't a millionaire- and it would have been stupid for both of to not be able to sleep) would not have thought this either. How you can promote a weaning journey while still on it, publicly declare you thought there was something wrong with your 2nd child, give advice on travelling with babies/toddlers when you have (let's face it) next to no experience with it (and the real working world) is just bloody bonkers. I'm glad he has publicly declared that he found stuff hard but if he was working a 9-5 job, he'd have given Indie chicken nuggets by now and more than a couple of mini milks. Even if my kids have had toast and scrambled egg for dinner after a long/hard day I'm happy. They aren't starved or neglected, they are happy and fed and I'll try better another day. Most people have enough shit going on that they can't feed their kids porridge and organic berries and swan off on long haul flights every couple of months and say they are the best, most calm parents the world has ever seen. Joe, I'm sorry, but you need to fuck off into the real world and stop preaching shit that isnt real life at all. Sorry. Ranty pants here. Its half term and I'm surviving and not in Mexico

Holidaysun said:

What’s he on about
of Course people knew the benefits of breast milk in 1985
what a moronic statement
God he has pissed me off this morning -how dare he undermine his mum like that - he’s alive isn’t he? Stupid yes, but alive

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I didn’t realise being exclusively formula fed and weaned on jars turned you into an insufferable, disrespectful bellend as an adult. That alone would encourage me to breastfeed

He reads with Indie every night….apart from the 265 days a year where he goes on a jolly and leaves them at home

You don’t need a gym yet he has a fully
equipped expensive one at home ?

You don’t need.a gym yet they went to one in Australia

You don’t need a gym yet they have joined one in Santa Monica

Blimey, bet the posh neighbours will be well chuffed when he starts hanging out the windows with a plate of scrambled egg screeching ' and that right there is LEAN IN 15'!!

I did his plan a few years ago. I did really well on it and got to meet him. 1) I was bloody starving by the end of the plan and ate everything in sight. Resulting being heavier than ever. I had gotten used to weighing every single bit of my food including the 7 wholewheat noodles I was allowed in a meal according to my "tailor made plan". I was only allowed to eat carbs once a day following a workout. No carbs if you don't workout and have a "rest day". It's not a healthy way of living at all and it's bloody expensive.
2) I was invited to one of Joe's parties. He looked me up and down like I was a piece of meat and got uncomfortably close. I actually have a photo of him leering at me before he went off to eye up other girls that were as thin and hungry as I was.

I can't stress enough how much I dislike the guy. I remember a few years later I saw him say in an interview about his now glamour girl turned earth mother wife, "I want four children with her, all two years apart." I thought does she get a say in that?! What if that's not what she wants? I dread to think of the pressure she's under to have all these babies whilst maintaining the perfect "lean" figure to help his business.

On a lighter note: he's a short arse who clearly misses leg day at the gym. Those little chicken legs are so out of proportion with the rest of his body

Does anyone remember, in the way-back-when, Joe was fiercely private about his relationship with Rosie?
He literally never showed her, they announced she was pregnant with Indie really far into the pregnancy.
I used to think he was such a stand-up guy who really didn't buy into this constant overshare mentality and used to respect him for keeping some parts of his life private.

Now, though, now.
I've seen all his wedding album, plus every photo he and Rosie have ever taken.
A daily window into everything they eat, buy, do, say, watch.
I'm just waiting for Cream in 15(seconds) - Joe Wicks' Guide to Orgasms.
I think that's all that's left.

Seriously dude, is nothing sacred or there not to be flogged?!