joe wicks : Most liked Posts

Londonchick said:

Watch out! He’s coming to save all the menopausal women!!!!

Click to expand...

But surely that’s simple!

- Hot flushes? Take a dip in your 10k ice bath! It'll also help lubricate that dry vagina

- Unstable mood? Take yourself off for a two week holiday - ditch your family, job and responsibilities and unwind for a fortnight for every day you feel overwhelmed!

- Memory lapses? Drink 4 Gin-tons every night (with extra ice to keep your hot flushes under control ) and you’re guaranteed to forget everything. No lapses, just permanent blackout

- Unstable mood? Do 100 star jumps and you’ll forget all your troubles as you’ll be too focused on your unstable pelvic floor!

And that right there is how to be a menopause Queen….in 15!

Asparagus123 said:

Positive menstruation in 15 ?

Click to expand...

Bleed in 15 - Your guide on how to overcome menstruation by positive thinking, sleep and subscribing to my 90 day plan

Wingingmotherhood said:

Did anyone else feel really uncomfortable watching his latest video on wean in 15? Indie was clearly avoiding the veg in his ‘yummy’ veg risotto (to be fair I’d eat all of that!) so he decided to spoon feed (force feed) her the veg.

She‘s nearly 2 she does not need spoon feeding. Let her choose what and how much she eats!

Click to expand...

Yep I felt really uncomfortable Also you could see how desperate and hungry she was for food she literally dived in to the rice ! I’m sure she was asking for ice cream Just wondering how all this camera in the face whilst feeding is going to pan out the more Indie can speak ! It’s all very unnatural and unnerving !!

Just thinking about Indies cook book when she leaves home
The forward for Indies book:
BAKING AT HOME WITH INDIE
When I was younger my parents were so uneducated they thought we should only eat Kale and frittas and exercise madly every day.
My cravings for sweet things and normal food were overwhelming.
When I left home I gained 6 stone because I could suddenly eat whatever I wanted when I wanted !
My love for Home baking started then my book is filled with delicious home bakes ,luxurious brownies,double chocolate cheesecakes and my specialty Red velvet cake.
After a while I got to grips with normal eating and lost the 6 stone and came to except that I could still eat sweet things and have a normal healthy diet.It wasn’t my parents fault they thought they were doing the best for me I'm
Sure.
So delve in and enjoy my delicious home bakes
Love Indie x

New thread suggestion.
The Messiah’s children are shoeless and his parenting is clueless

He’s a bloody charlatan Jack of all trades, master of absolutely none. It’s as if he searches the internet for the most wankiness inspirational jiberesh and decides that’s his focus for the week.
He’s not a sleep expert, he’s not a nutritionist, he’s not a mental health practitioner, he’s not a teacher, he’s not even a decent personal trainer. He’s just an absolute bellend who struck very, very lucky and he needs to remember that and shut the fuck up.

Asparagus123 said:

Omg he’s so patronising to his mum His mum coins cook when he was young it was all frozen pancakes wasn’t it mum

Honestly that’s how we were all brought up and not a chia seed in sight

What an absolute knob

Click to expand...

Literally. That was the standard 80s-90s upbringing diet sugary cereal for breakfast, packed lunch box of ham sandwich with white bread, crisps, some chocolate and a yoghurt for lunch, and frozen shit for tea. Every school had that one kid with hippy parents who brought in seeded brown bread and veg sticks for lunch, but they were weirdos and we all felt a bit sorry for them

His mum is representative of every British mum of that era, he ain’t special and it winds me up that he acts like he was severely neglected because his mum didn’t feed him quinoa, and avocado on sourdough. The rest of us survived to tell the tale!

I think this is a perfect example of be careful what you wish for! On paper, he’s got a millions in the bank, a beautiful family, a ‘model’ for a wife, two houses and the perfect life but in reality he’s sat on his own eating cheese at 1am, feeling depressed and looking miserable as sin. He seemed much happier when he was just another influencer skateboarding with his mates and living in a tiny flat!

She is probably delighted to se him go, straight on the phone to deliveroo to order a curry! Get the cleaner in for a few extra hours to tackle the laundry. Crappy Pjs on and chicken nuggets in the oven for Indie.
Netflix and chill to ride out the jet Lag....she doesn’t have that clown dancing around with his weights at 2am, shovelling oats and chia seeds into Indie.

Him in Portugal would be bliss!

Squarehole said:

Good luck to any of on this morning's flight to Cancun Annoyingly I bet they get it easy

Click to expand...

Joe’ll be shirtless, doing burpees in the aisle, whilst yelling that being 40,000ft up in a confined space is no excuse.

While we're at it, can we also go back and retrospectively cancel him for saying that not doing hypnobirthing is the cause of difficult and fussy newborn babies? Thanks.

'There's always time' - so we are doing boxing at 22:47

I haven't even considered potty training my toddler. Everyone says it's easier if you wait longer to start. Why are people competitive about potty training? It's so fucking weird. Again, it doesn't go on your cv!

'I am proficient in both bladder and bowel control and have consistently proven my ability to not shit myself from the age of 22 months.'

Joe Wicks #6 My mum was a fail She didn’t feed me kale

I just had to come on here as I’m so fucking mad about Joe Wicks

My eldest daughter has ADHD.

She never had chocolate, chips burgers etc. as a young child’s. She still doesn’t like fast food and prefers to eat healthily. I used to cook everything from scratch and she she had a mixed diet .
She loves sushi (from a young age), fish, vegetables, makes her own smoothies and eats really heathily. She used to swim competitively now rows. Trains everyday, sometimes twice a day

Shes also tested as ‘moderately gifted’ but struggles with auditory attention.

She has adhd diagnosed by a leading pychiatrist and feels much better taking medication, so she can concentrate in school

JOE WICKS can get in the fucking bin.

Right I think I’m a bit behind but a few days ago he shared a post about indie not eating meat because they don’t really eat it?

I’ve seen those burgers he rims so what the fuck is he talking about?! Just be honest and say you don’t want her to eat it, it’s sweet, she’s your kid you can do what you want. But don’t LIE!
You’re a binge eater Joseph, you do, in many ways have an eating disorder mentality/relationship with food and exercise!
you can’t see this of course but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true!
cant have bread in the house because you will legit eat it all with marmalade and won’t stop until you know it’s gone? Healthy as fuck!

Ps - I am no Gillian mckeith with food and will eat my own feelings on a daily basis but I don’t profess to be a guru of food and exercise do i?!

My eldest child would eat a buttered turd! anything I put in front of him.
his brother would die of starvation before he will eat anything other than the Satan food of Jamie Oliver (nuggets, smiley faces, beans, you know the dance).
i did NOTHING different with them. Cooked, (relatively) healthy meals, offered different (both good and bad) foods and they both turned out this way.
but that’s ok because kids develop their own tastes and I did my best when it counted. im not going to lie awake in a pool of my own sweat because I’ve not managed to get my youngest to eat courgette like haribos.
im more likely to celebrate the little things, you know like everyone getting to bedtime alive, that kind of celebration is more my jam!

Do you reckon he screams his own name during sex?

Thread suggestion :-

Joe brags about his wife, we wouldn’t want her life. Dozie only married for cash so she no longer has to bare her gash.

He’s the most smug man on the planet. He’s the first man to have ever become a dad, weaned a baby, traveled with a baby, need I go on? He’s one of those men who say ‘we’re pregnant’

And his stories tonight - why oh why would you post a video on your public Instagram page (or private that matter) of your baby daughter naked on the beach. Has he no respect for her privacy?