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Jellybb said:

We could say that every blogger “is not all there” if that’s that case then none of them would be held accountable for their madness and the world would be full of rainbows and puppies

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I have to agree with you it takes a certain type of person to stand in front of a camera and flog their lifestyle to strangers, I find most of them narcissist if I’m honest and as soon as a fault is pointed out it’s a pity party, I found Twins and Me’s collaboration 2 days after her dad dying disgusting she was profiting from his death by selling an egg board for €30, Rachel Gorry 2 weeks after Daniel died was dressed up in a back bag and a week later was doing Ad’s, I find it bizarre that these people record themselves having conversations with their other halves (Kieran & Orna) or their kids (Supermom slimming), Faces By Grace and her biweekly fads, I find it bizarre how Liz Reaney thinks it’s okay to come into a public platform so drunk she can hardly speak. They are a strange lot when you really look at them all so I guess Joanne fits right in. Welcome to my TedTalk

I bit my tongue long enough before commenting on this thread as I did think J has a vulnerability. But I love how she says in her live re tattle ‘ they have too much time on their hands ‘ I’m only a year older than her and have a mortgage, proper full time job and 2 kids. So far from a lot of time I have.

I don’t have time to be in bed until 10am every morning.

I don’t have time to be prancing up and down my back garden doing some random shite to some High school musical song.

I also don’t have time to put on 2-3 different outfits a day just to wobble my knees to.

I also don’t have time to talk to myself pretending to be 2 different people on a basic bitch helpline.

My mother also doesn’t have the time to record me doing all of the above

One thing I do have time for though is cleaning my room and keepin my house tidy whilst holding down a proper full time job and being a mammy like most of us.

Sorry for the rant over & out

I’ve been enjoying these threads from the sidelines now for months, but after that display today I could stand on the sidelines no longer.

There’s a few inevitable stages one goes through when one starts following Jojo.

1. Genuine curiosity:
Your pal sends you an off the cuff video of Jojo doing some genuinely odd shit. It could be her jumping around her parents garden to high school musical, but you’ve seen people on acid before so no biggie. It could be her walking along the river Lee mistaking it for the sea, or a pic of a coffee cup that someone wearing bright lipstick had clearly just practiced shifting on. You think to yourself, how intriguing, I’ll dive deeper.

2.Comedy Genius?
In your attempt to rationalise her behaviour you wonder, is this woman intellectually superior and so witty that she’s satirically ripping the piss out of social media culture and we’re just left guessing? Will the day come soon where she turns around and reveals to her 18,000 - 60 followers that she has been having them on for months, at which point she peels her prosthetic mask off revealing Ashton Kutcher and we all realise we’ve been punk’d.

3. Realisation
You realise none of the above is true, this girl is being deadly serious and Ashton is not coming

After that it’s just a never ending flip flop between sympathy and bewilderment. Sympathy for anyone who could exist in such a state of utter delusion, and “can’t peel my eyes away bewilderment” because it’s so intriguing. I mean today’s rant was not only the reheated shite she serves every week but worse. I’ve meet late stage Alzheimer’s patients that have communicated a thought better.

This cycle of taking a break genuinely dumbfounds me too. Take a break from what? Drinking tea in your parents gaff, taking strange photos with Ugly backdrops around cork, or pretending to be a runner/sustainability advocate/ life coach?

Don’t know how I’m only seeing this now… her right eye liner is practically VERTICAL and in no way similar to the lefts attempt of a winged liner…. I just can’t….. and what the actual fuck is with her voice changing completely towards the end. I feel so so uneasy after having watched that…

butterfliesandrainbows said:

The high school musical one does it for me every time

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It’s this one for me