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OscarMac94

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I actually know Joanne in real life. We were in UCD together. She's always been like this. She also, not to my knowledge has any medical condition or impairment. She would be quick to disclose that if she did. She also did not graduate from her Arts degree, you can't 'minor in Law' at UCD so her claims there are just pure lies.
She isn't exactly the nicest person, and one of the few people I know who managed to be reprimanded formally for bullying. There was another student with a facial disfigurement, that he has had since birth, and unprompted she suggested he must save so much money at Halloween because he already has a mask. Just really nasty stuff. Also, quite calculated, and not to be dismissed as 'having no filter'. She also quite notably targeted a girl who was dating a fella she fancied. She is a wheelchair user and Joanne would often pass remarks about their sex life and how could they do it etc. Just horrible. She was removed from a social society as a result. She still wears the hoodie from the society, which among the group who know her at the time is pretty mad considering she burned bridges with so many because she herself claimed that she was bullied.
She's also quite gullible, she was Catfished by a very clear fake profile for 2 years. It was after she left college and was working in door to door sales. I actively cringed as she posted Snapchats of his photos, clearly a model, with the watermark on the image. It was just very sad, but after her carry on in college I wasn't exactly surprised she thought some topless guy at a ski resort was her boyfriend.

Sorry for the ramble, but just some context for her posts. She absolutely knows what she is doing, and it is quite disingenuous that she claims to be vulnerable and targeted by bullies, when she herself was quite notably a bully during her time at UCD.
 
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What is fwd?? Surely its meant to be FWB?, "friends with benefits". I can just imagine Joanne has a booty call. She throws on her penneys garter, "everything 5 pound" bra and the lisa jordan makeup done to the 9s. Her man arrives and she tells him to keep quiet as she is a 30 year old at home with no job. The mother up to 90 in the utility room after taking another zanax.. He sneaks in the window and the room is in a heap, westlife hoodie on the floor and BELLAMENTIAAANA stains on the sheets and walls... She starts talking about the law of attraction while she does a few sexy twirls, there is some soft pussycat doll music playing in the background of "I don't need a man". He takes off his jacket and she asks was that gifted.. He replies no I got that zara last year. She throws on the mega headphones and bashes the zara helpline once more.. The man is confused... The man must leave.. The man is uncomfortable! Jojo says she is lookin for regular FWD.. "friends with discounts" she sits on his lap.. Goes in for a kiss, the eyeliner up her forehead and the eyelash hanging off. She then whispers "do you wanna see my box", he says to himself yes, finally show me the curtains, she then pulls out a box under the bed and shows him her "happy box" consisting of cute puppy pics, a cd of "the boy is mine" by brandy and her favourite actress jane the virgin.. Then BOOM the speaker plays 34+35 by Ariana Grande. The boy is sweaaating... Joanne's grip becomes firmer, her feet / bunions rub up and down his leg.. He says to himself "i didn't realise you could have an elbow on your foot" . He tells her he has to go..."I left the immersion on" She screams and shouts that she is the main character in her life. She puts on her white denim jacket and makes a call to the basic bitch helpline.
 

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BigMavis said:
Recap.
Joanne is a 30 year old woman from Cork. She gained popularity on Instagram for her quirky reels, some have received 60k likes or something 🤪


A feather came down from the sky and she took this as a sign to become a fashion influencer. So she jacked in her call centre job and followed her dream. Jacked may also mean sacked.

A lot of people believe Joanne has additional needs, she herself has made a number of videos and posts responding to this assumption and says it is not true. Although many still believe that she is actually unaware that she is in fact "special" and visit these threads to give out stink.

She had her lip filler in a certain clinic whilst drunk. Literally her words. She may have had them filled again recently. Her brows are not the result of botox, thats just the way they are.

She had a collab with Bellamianta tan or Bellamiantia as she calls it. She applied it once in a story. Once! But tags the brand on her legs when she is clearly wearing tights. All the time with the #🤥

Irish brand Get That Trend have "partnered" with her at the moment, sending her bootiful clothes, which she displays over the arm of the couch in her Ma's good room. Then wears them to jig about in unironed. The little fashionista minx!
They also ran a comp with her but the post was mysteriously deleted after announcing the winner, possibly because it was a tattlers friend who won, possibly because insta had sanctioned her account for violating their terms of service. (Buying Followers)

She talks a lot about her three degree's but a source has thrown doubt on these claims.

She suffered with an eating disorder during college but in some videos she contradicts this.

She frequently delivers "real talk" educational speeches on topics such as mental health awareness, self esteem, fuck the haterz, everyone wants to be me because they're jealous and insecure basic bitches. She hates the wealthy, teenagers, popULAR people and customer service representatives.

We think she likes seeing inside animals 🐶

She lip syncs to explicit lyrics or at least gives it a go. God gave her this gift you see.

Her favourite phrase is Hi everyone, closely followed by Be you.

We miss the old Kanye JoJo.
Straight from the go JoJo.
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Adding to this.. Molly Mae is her Instagram inspiration. The resemblance is uncanny.
Where can I find her saying the feather inspired her to become an influencer, that is so funny.
 

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Rebel in the Kingdom said:
Fyi Jojo to plan events you need exceptional attention to detail..... Which you clearly have not 🙄
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When she becomes a wedding planner and organises the invites ....

jolene And peter wood like you too come to there Wedding on saturday febury the 30TH at 12am in the brookView hotel.

tick if YOu will come ?

A) Yes.

b) no

3) other
 
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Recap.
Joanne is a 30 year old woman from Cork. She gained popularity on Instagram for her quirky reels, some have received 60k likes or something 🤪


A feather came down from the sky and she took this as a sign to become a fashion influencer. So she jacked in her call centre job and followed her dream. Jacked may also mean sacked.

A lot of people believe Joanne has additional needs, she herself has made a number of videos and posts responding to this assumption and says it is not true. Although many still believe that she is actually unaware that she is in fact "special" and visit these threads to give out stink.

She had her lip filler in a certain clinic whilst drunk. Literally her words. She may have had them filled again recently. Her brows are not the result of botox, thats just the way they are.

She had a collab with Bellamianta tan or Bellamiantia as she calls it. She applied it once in a story. Once! But tags the brand on her legs when she is clearly wearing tights. All the time with the #🤥

Irish brand Get That Trend have "partnered" with her at the moment, sending her bootiful clothes, which she displays over the arm of the couch in her Ma's good room. Then wears them to jig about in unironed. The little fashionista minx!
They also ran a comp with her but the post was mysteriously deleted after announcing the winner, possibly because it was a tattlers friend who won, possibly because insta had sanctioned her account for violating their terms of service. (Buying Followers)

She talks a lot about her three degree's but a source has thrown doubt on these claims.

She suffered with an eating disorder during college but in some videos she contradicts this.

She frequently delivers "real talk" educational speeches on topics such as mental health awareness, self esteem, fuck the haterz, everyone wants to be me because they're jealous and insecure basic bitches. She hates the wealthy, teenagers, popULAR people and customer service representatives.

We think she likes seeing inside animals 🐶

She lip syncs to explicit lyrics or at least gives it a go. God gave her this gift you see.

Her favourite phrase is Hi everyone, closely followed by Be you.

We miss the old Kanye JoJo.
Straight from the go JoJo.
 
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panpan1

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Just because she says she doesn’t have any additional needs doesn’t mean she hasn’t , I think it’s quite clear there is something there in relation to her social skills etc and I really don’t get why this thread was opened , she’s not doing any harm to anyone and I think she’s quite vulnerable

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Irish girl from Cork... has said she has no additional or special needs... posts reals to tic toc and Instagram
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Erinslife

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Joanne Marie Cronin, fish slayer, community guidelines disobeyer, targeted by bots & radioactive in shots.
 
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Oh you mean these videos?
 

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Casa Cronin, 7pm
mammy (on crutches) heaves towards Jojo’s room calling “Joanne, Joanne darling, your 4 in 1 has arrived, I paid for it and tipped it out like a sandcastle, the way you like”
She struggles to Jojo’s bedroom door, hesitates, then knocks, “sweetheart, dinner”
Joanne replies: GO AWAY IM MANIFESTING
Mammy returns to the living room, looks at the Christmas decorations and sighs. It’s August.
Daddy C asks is Jojo still masterbating and is there a chance she will go blind.
He was hoping she would get a job soon.
 
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She's boring. I'd put money on stalking Erin.
A 31 year old Cork woman has appeared in court this morning accused of a relentless campaign to harass and intimidate Westlifes Nicky Byrne. The accused dressed in a Westlife hoodie told the judge they were in a long distance relationship and he had looked directly at her twice whilst she was at his concert. Ms Cronin told the judge she believed his intentions were clear and they would be married shortly. The judge asked why she had repeatedly contacted Mr Byrne and scaled a six foot fence to gain entry to his property to which Ms Cronin replied she had forgotten her keys. Mr Byrne told the judge he had no recollection of ever meeting the woman who had been posting weeds through his letterbox.
 
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OscarMac94

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She doesn't have the best people around her. She had 'friends' in college who would be very nice and encouraging to her face but then be gleeful when she ultimately attempted to do something and failed miserably. She was encouraged to run for an college election at one point, and no one voted for her. She lost to someone who was in first year, which to her was mortifying. She actually ran out of the room crying when the result was announced and refused to come back.
She was older than us because she did a couple of PLC courses before getting a place in her course, but it always amazed me how immature she was.
I remember she had a meltdown at a formal event where her dress that had a massive flower sown on to it was damaged and the flower was hanging off. She broke down and refused to leave the bathroom of the hotel until another woman with a sowing kit appeared.
She also failed her exams and didn't graduate. She blames Workmans night club for this because she fell down the stairs and broke her toe a month before exams. She refused to go in an ambulance when it was called for her and told the paramedics she was fine, but then howled as soon as they left. She tried to make a claim against Workman's then, messaging everyone that was there that night on Facebook asking if they agreed the lighting was too dim. Like babe no, you necked a litre of long island iced tea at the house before we left.

Like I don't think she is by medical or legal definition a vulnerable adult, but she definitely should not be given unfettered access to the Internet. She just doesn't have the emotional and social intelligence to be broadcasting her life. I've thought about sending her parents a letter, I know her address, but I also just don't want to get involved because like she's just a dose.
 
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floof86

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I’m trying to articulate what goes through my mind when I watch her videos but it’s a struggle. I feel like trying to understand her gets my brain stuck on a loop of the following:

god this is such bad content > she must have a disability > I shouldn’t laugh > oh she doesn’t have a disability > why can’t she see how bad her content is > but why shouldn’t she be able to do what she enjoys even if she’s not amazing at it > but she’s trying to “influence“ people and making her life public so I can criticise when it’s bad > no, surely she must have a learning disability > how can I laugh at this > why can’t she do what she wants to do if it makes her happy > this is so bad but I can’t stop watching > I hate influencers > but please keep making these videos > WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE > god this is such bad content……… and so on and so forth

I mean what the actual fuckety fuck is going on here. Eg the latest reel magic makeover:
- why can’t she even do a simple hair flick (you don’t have to be a remotely good dancer to be able to do a hair flick?! Come on! She’s worse than Paulette trying to do the bend a snap).
- why is her head always cut off
- why is the editing SO bad (I commend people for trying out a new hobby and not everyone needs to be good but she’s not even singing the words in sync. How can this be a legitimate career for her?! This is surely going to end in (her) tears.
- Who is enabling this and why?
- why is her movement SO wooden and bad
- you can clearly see the movements, imagery, style etc that she copying from successful influencers but why can’t she see that her version is so so bad? I need those rose tinted spectacles in my own life. Or maybe not.

And on a final note, I hate that bloody cardigan.
 
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