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She is the definition of "elevenerif-er". If you said she cant speak on the experience of dying she would suddenly pipe up with a story about her dying on an operating table and meeting god at the gates of heaven, therefore making her the authority on all things related to the afterlife. She is insufferable.

Pizzatoast said:

Lol she’s literally posted around 50 thirst trap photos with her breast implants pushed out to the nines... and she received the desired affect then discarded him very fast lol jeezus.
I see a disturbing pattern with her and so called “trolls” she RTs on Twitter. It’s almost as if they’re her on another account, to make it seem like someone else is actually doing this. Like my sisters, she is that nuts without ever being held accountable so nothing should be put past her. She won’t ever stop until she is stopped, basically. I wonder if anyone is skilled in finding IP addresses, to see if these so called trolls are in the same city as her.

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I know for a fact she makes alts all the time. One messaged me talking about Jameela in the third person, but I knew it was her from various aspects of her writing style. Then there was that time she linked to an apparent violent racist threat against her from a mysterious Instagram user who had her birth year as part of their name and only one or two very recently-postes photos of Sarah Michelle Gellar calling her a 'see you next Tuesday'. Then the account vanished as quickly as it had appeared. It was blatantly her trying to imitate what an angry stalker of female celebrities might act like (because Jameela obviously sees herself and Sarah Michelle Gellar as very much in the same league!).

Here is the origin of her sea lion story, from a Times article that was basically one long piss-take of her and her tall tales. Someone who subscribes might like to dig it out and post it in full - it's very clever!:

bubbletea123 said:

Kim has a psoriasis on her legs which for years she has said makes her self conscious and uses body makeup to cover it up. There is nothing wrong with that. I get terrible psoriasis on my legs in summer and it definitely knocks my confidence a bit. If someone does something to make themselves feel better why is that a bad thing? I totally support Jameela shouting out about skinny teas and such as they are awful but I feel she is almost becoming a bit holier than thou and it is getting tiresome.

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I completely agree with what you have said. I have psoriasis covering about 50% of my body and can be completely debilitating. I've for the most part come to terms with it but for certain occasions I do like to wear body makeup. I'm a bridesmaid later this year so will definitely be covering up patches on my back as I'll be in a low back dress.

I will not be shamed for having psoriasis nor will I be shamed for deciding to cover it up

boredandsleepy said:

This is so 2011 smh. She's trying to boost her own engagement.

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Maybe because 2020 has made people realise there’s much more important things than following an attention seeking twat on Instacrap?

Mr Krabs said:

Thinking that the pill is the same as puberty blockers. Wow.

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how can she actually be that stupid?! This is by far the most ridiculous thing I have heard her say

So glad there’s a thread on her! I have been suspicious of her for a long, long time. There’s just something incredibly off centre about her.

I’m going to read the full thread now and report back with my thoughts. As someone mentioned here, I too have known people with several (I often suspect self diagnosed for a lot) chronic illnesses that they use to define their whole identity, their whole social media presence, the lot. I also know people who fight chronic illnesses every day and do their occasional bit for raising awareness. I’m not saying never talk about it but if you’ve known anyone in these two groups you’ll know there’s a clear difference between them. I suspect Jameela is the former.

I actually worked with a woman who said she had fibromyalgia. It was a big open plan office and often she would walk to the toilet severely limping on one leg then we would watch her walk back severely limping on the other

"A cis pronoun". Christ, it's exhausting listening them come out with that kind of absolute shite

Is she saying that pronouns are cis only? How very transphobic, cishet and heteronormative!

Zoe88 said:

what the hell is wrong with her and how has she been managing to spout this BS for so long? I'm curious about the dead sea lion I can't stop laughing at that, what happened?

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She apparently no longer goes in the sea ever since she was in Malibu and got knocked over by a dead sea lion!

I always find it telling that she’s never involved in anything the rest of The Good Place cast do

Roll up, roll up for the latest cause Jameela Jamil is shamelessly co-opting, this time suicide prevention. Because obviously she also tried to kill herself, didn't you know?


I think we need to create an editable list of every traumatic that has ever befallen her, because obviously she doesn't have one that would allow her to be even slightly consistent.