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Guys I’m taking some time away, I got some heartbreaking news about my wee dog on Monday & I am cherishing every moment with him

I popped on during the night when I couldn’t sleep to let you know & saw we needed a new thread started, so obviously our good friend Jake hasn’t changed his ways I am not even watching this cunt at the moment! Carry on the good fight keeping him in check & I’ll be back to join you all at some point (Ps I know we don’t need to announce when/why we’re off but if anyone is like me, sometimes you can worry when you don’t see a regular face on the thread) Fingers crossed I don’t have too many pages to catch up on when I’m back

That waiter has just commented on his Instagram post saying 'I still don't know who you are, but glad you enjoyed it!'

He's gonna get out of that plunge tub at some point and realise he's left something behind.

GUYS I HAVE HUGE GOSSIP NO SHIT I HAVE HUGE GOSSIP

did some digging and Jake has been with polly in the past now I don’t know how but all these hotel stays and acting like he never knew her when in 2017 her profile picture was drinking with him

Just got this we've got a snitch

Air traffic control have confirmed that Flappy is indeed airborne right now!

How she just said on her stories about how hard it is trying to fit doing a full time job and housework in 2 days a week Fuck me she really is deluded as he is Trying clothes on and filming it and cooking food and filming it, is not a full time job. Why do they both seem to think ‘working’ 2 hours a day is hard work as for housework she does realise we see the state of their dirty grotty house when they are sharing everything they do online? As for loads of people asking questions about the wedding. If people are so interested why are the likes, comments and views going down quicker than Fakey would on Chris Hughes if he had the chance then

Mycatismad said:

Can anyone photoshop a veil onto Wayne’s head in that picture?

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The Happy Couple!

How they see themselves.




The reality.




Sorry I've never attempted anything like this before so it's all a bit wonky

cazellie said:

I get very irritated when friends post stuff like this on their social media it’s all for attention. I lost my mum in law a couple of months ago and wouldn’t dream of posting anything at all. A lot of people probably don’t even know and I’m happy with that. He is milking it so much. I’m actually glad I can’t see his Instagram

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I hear ya The love of my life was killed in February in a motorbike accident. I posted about funeral arrangements and since then I posted a pic of him once on the six month anniversary of his death along with a Kipling poem. I even turned the comments off on it because I wanted to mark the occasion but I didn't want the sympathy, not did I want my friends to feel obliged to comment. So Jake using these deaths for sympathy, engagement etc makes me feel sick to my stomach.
(I did mention this earlier in the year here and got some lovely responses - the kindness of strangers is such a beautiful, pure thing - but please don't feel you need to extend sympathies again, it just seems relevant to bring it up in this conversation here. I'm really not fishing for sympathy unlike Quickenden Jake Quickenden.)

To use bereavement as an engagement tool on social media is despicable. It shows a lack of respect for the departed and a complete disregard for the other people mourning. I cannot abide Soapy Su but I feel for her because she must be there scrolling Instagram thinking about her hanging baskets and whatnot and up pops photos of her dead son and ex husband on a regular basis.

I hate Jake more for this than any other of the horrible/crass/thirsty things he does.

The Duchess said:

@CrazyBaldhead could you put QVC’s head on this please

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There you go Duchess. Su in her ITS dress which Fakey got her! Lol

Jake is being far too dull, this is very disappointing. I have written a prayer in this time of need, I hope it reaches him.
Let us pray


Our Jake who art in Dublin,
Quickenden be thy name,
Thy stag do has come,
Please do something some fun,
In Temple Bar as it is in Marbella,
Give us this day our daily bantz,
And forgive us insulting Warwick,
As we forgive you for nearly suffocating him,
Lead us not into the temptation of other z-list threads,
But deliver us from boredom,
For thine is the Turkey teef, the fake shoes and the earring,
Forever and ever

Amen, bro.

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Back to life, back to reality
back with sh*t content & victim mentality

UPDATE

Jake has been messaging people with my surname on insta and asking them if I know them???? Wtffffffffffffff

That’s actually weird as fuck.