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Jake Quickenden …his neck, his back he’s a useless old ball sack

I have a confession........ it was ME
Did it so Turkey chops couldn't

Still broke, still a joke, still on coke, go give ya cat a stroke.

She's off her rocker. 'Posh n' Becks?'

Sorry (not sorry!!) I couldn't resist

Can we take a moment to appreciate the perfect placement of the witches hat on my Sue pollard avatar

bluecups said:

The “artwork” over their bed just sums these boring cunts up to a tee - bland, dull, blank, pretentious, unimaginative.

A fucking plain white canvas.
WTF.

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Oh no, not another blank canvas! Too tempting!!

The winner gets front row tickets to his new show, a meet and greet and VIP tickets to the Panto!

Perfect!

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Jake's an ick, always sick, million bots, but still a pri@k....

Hey Fakeys!

I had a job interview this afternoon which I’ve spent the whole week preparing for and it paid off! I got offered the job on the spot! This never happens to me and I am over the moon! More money, more responsibility and a total new career change which I’m super excited about!

Something that this cunt faced Easter Island would never achieve because it’s too much like hard work.

It’s my 30th in June and if Mr QueenBeeofProsecco makes it as shit as Flappy’s, I’ll be throwing round divorce papers but then my husbands not a cunt so

Right, here goes. It has made me feel sick!

Lucyxxxx said:

All I know is if my man let alone this little freak dared to cheat on me specially with some Johnny Bravo look alike, I would head to my kitchen, open the cutlery draw, pull out my best potato peeler and slowly hack away at his with it. Got a cheese grater for his balls as well.

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Lol posted this and 3 hrs later found out my fella has a side baby. How did I find out? Social services rang me looking for him. I'm ending it obviously. His Xmas stuff is going on vinted and he needs to thank the good Lord Jesus that I don't have a car as I would run him over.

Flash Forward....

It's September 2042, and 54 yr old reality veteran Jake Quickenden is auditioning for his 17th attempt at X Factor fame.

Well, Eric, I'd like to dedicate my performance to my late Dad and Bro, who you all know as well as I do. Also, to my ex wife, international multi millionaire Elon Musks 4th missus, Soph, my two kids, wherever they are.
And to my new partner, Stacey Bollocks,19, who is so supportive in my career, as I am in hers, her kid's clothing company, Honey Badger & Me.
And to my mum, god bless her, in the Edith Arrdvark home for the Mentally Bewildered....

Proceeds to murder any ed Sheeran song ....

Chris when he catches up on tattle later

Hello my fellow fake haters! I haven’t abandoned you, I have been in a baby bubble My daughter made me a gran for the first time early yesterday morning, I am so in love Two weeks earlier than expected, mummy & baby are both great

I will be lurking & trying my best to catch up but will be back with you all soon In the meantime I have to work on my daughter to see if she’ll let me cover the baby in snot & share it with all my insta followers Keep up the good work my lovelies

Some friendly info for anyone coming over from Twitter to see if we’re all nasty trolls. We are not! We do not wish Jake or any other influencers any harm. We are a group of likeminded people who are sick of these ‘celebs’ blagging and being gifted everything under the sun. Everything from their weekly shop, nappies for their babies right up to expensive garden furniture, beds, sofas etc There are people in this country living in poverty and children not even getting a decent meal whilst these wasters milk Instagram for everything they can get, under the guise of being ‘friends/family’ with their followers. On this thread (I can’t speak for the rest) we call Jake & Sophie out for their bullshit & lies, using their son for monetary purposes and generally for being nasty narcs. You will not hear anyone wish him dead (maybe wish he knocked a tooth out but that’s as far as it goes) Please feel free to have a read and make your own minds up rather than tarnish us all with the ‘nasty troll, sad women with nothing better to do, jealous people’ name tag