IamSarahJJay #2 Human griftapede

[Wooh]

And verily, the Phoenix Grifter arose, amongst the hilarity and the beautiful meeting of new and old Tattlers. It was as MI5 hoped: hilarious and effective.

Hamas/Hummus/ Zionist/Zionost: all the same to yio and mu

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Got James Bond on his way round to chat about me reading her tweets. If I go quiet, send donations to Belmarsh.

 

[lilykestrel]

Tattlers (aka 'so-called humans' ) engaged in their apparent favourite hobby of 'tearing other women down' by starting a thread on the woman who got banned from her local low-cost German supermarket for, amongst other things, filming herself yelling at a young woman cashier (without said cashier's consent) at her job, whilst the cashier said she wasn't going to engage whilst being filmed.

I may dabble in taking the piss out of people who grift and/or act the maggot on Twitter, but I can hand on heart say I've never, to my knowledge (I've not been to an ASDA for a while), been banned from any supermarkets, local or otherwise.

 

[Darvos]

Now, will they be checking the only account she has honest that she was very slowly transferring to in the Aldi queue or the only account she has honest that she was very slowly transferring from in the Aldi queue?

 

[houseofhoop]

Got James Bond on his way round to chat about me reading her tweets. If I go quiet, send donations to Belmarsh.

I’m still waiting for Jack Monroe to turn up on my doorstep. She can you know

 

[ExDeveloper]

I’m still waiting for Jack Monroe to turn up on my doorstep. She can you know

I still fear the day that a tired, worn, tattooed hand, wearily and painstakingly knocks on my front door after triangulating my IP address (this lie that influencers spread explained here) ...

 

[zetta buttons]

I’m still waiting for Jack Monroe to turn up on my doorstep. She can you know

We’re all waiting dearheart.

 

[Winthropp Tuesday]

I’m still waiting for Jack Monroe to turn up on my doorstep. She can you know

I wish she'd hurry up and show her face - I've had two litres of tea on the go in my slow cooker for the last three years. It's starting to cool down now, the ungrateful slopgibbon.

 

[Nurseali]

Okay just grunked like Usain Bolt on speed.

One question
Wtf was the Romany bare knuckled neighbour thing about?

I am starting to think she was a previous tattler who took notes on the Monroe thread. So many parallels and similarities of how to cook up sympathy using labels.

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Hey Sarah,

FYI all of us have nice, pleasant and fulfilling lives. You’ve unfortunately lied so much people are naturally going to pick up on it. The reason we are disgusted at you is because many of us have experienced genuine poverty and haven’t resorted to obtaining money on Twitter through fraud.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Okay just grunked like Usain Bolt on speed.

One question
Wtf was the Romany bare knuckled neighbour thing about?

I am starting to think she was a previous tattler who took notes on the Monroe thread. So many parallels and similarities of how to cook up sympathy using labels.

The Roma neighbour (they all like fighting according to her ) was about her garden fence which blew down. Nobody is sure of the relevance of the nationality of the neighbour but she seemed to think it important.

Did we ever find out if the twins went on the school trip to the Tower of London? I love the way she reckons places being allocated on a first come first served basis is discriminatory against poor people. They have to allocate them by some method and can't wait endlessly for people who may or may not sign up.

 

[byefeliciax]

The Roma neighbour (they all like fighting according to her ) was about her garden fence which blew down. Nobody is sure of the relevance of the nationality of the neighbour but she seemed to think it important.

Did we ever find out if the twins went on the school trip to the Tower of London? I love the way she reckons places being allocated on a first come first served basis is discriminatory against poor people. They have to allocate them by some method and can't wait endlessly for people who may or may not sign up.

Her kids’ school, according to their website, have a Pupil Premium Pledge which includes a ‘Pupil Premium F1RST’ strategy and it says in plain English:

“Places on Trips: always check PP students have taken up places first”

So if anything, one could argue it’s discriminatory against rich people!

She’s having everyone on about how poverty-stricken she is and she’s spending generous people’s money like it’s going out of fashion.

ETA: Her kids didn’t get a place on this trip - no doubt because she didn’t apply before the deadline and blamed everyone else. The trip was so popular that they’re doing it again in November. Funding has been secured from the school this time, as well as generous Twitts. She’s quids in, and still has no money for uniform.

 

[BeardyBap]

I think she's claimed that they did get places on the trip? I particularly enjoyed how she posted the letter she sent the school and made a big deal about not having named the school, but did publish the names of a teacher and both of the boys. Also that the letter wasn't much better grammatically than her tweets, but had at least been ran through a spell checker. Unfortunately that left this clanger: "Learning about Rebellion is relates (sic) directly to critical thinking, don't you agree?"

 

[Jelly Bean]

I think she's claimed that they did get places in the trip? I particularly enjoyed how she posted the letter she sent the school and made a big deal about not having named the school, but did publish the names of a teacher and both of the boys. Also that the letter wasn't much better grammatically than her tweets, but had at least been ran through a spell checker. Unfortunately that left this clanger: "Learning about Rebellion is relates (sic) directly to critical thinking, don't you agree?"

Omg why was she telling the school the importance of the trip? They organised it. I think they might know.
I bet the school is fed up with the children being off for various spurious reasons but handily always available for school trips.

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Sorry but how are people on Twitter stupid enough to give money to her for things already paid for?
ETA: there’s NO WAY she will stay anon on her new account. Without idiots to pretend to be a victim to she won’t be able to steal as much money.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

How much would we have to crowdfund for her to just permanently duck off? I may or may not have just won a tenner on a scratchcard.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

I'm waiting patiently for her to discover that none of her recent guff is included in her archive and she'll have to do it again.

 

[Wooh]

U'm pretty ypset right now that U wasn't crudited

Australia time tag team!

U,m not a lady u'm a woman #thsnkyou

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Why does she always retweet herself?

Whdoes she think she’s talking to?

Who gives a duck?

Get a bleeping job!

 

[Jelly Bean]

Still 100% going today.