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Everything she said

Fil reminds me of Henry IV of France

I just can’t with this woman

Helen Anderson #18 - bedroom snacking, content lacking, when will Fiwl be packing?

SHE'S DIVORCED, SHE'S A SMOKER, SHE'S READY FOR FIWL TO IMPREG HER WITH HIS POKER

Petition for this to be the next thread title dead at the recap

I redesigned it for her, yes I’m this bored

Helen Anderson #19: overfed, her subscribers are dead, lunas disappearance filling us with dread

Shesaidwhat? said:

My husband says he reminds him of Charles Manson .

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I totally see it

Albert_Chris said:

I wonder if the people still watching are in a similar lonely place and find comfort that they aren't the only person going through it.
Or maybe they are long-time watches waiting for her to get out of the slump she has been in for what feels like a very long time.

Girl needs a serious wake up call. She needs a proper job or at least a proper routine and to stick to it.

On a weird tangent. I started watching Helen back in 2014/15? when she was doing the hair-dying videos. I stopped watching around the time she broke up with Mark. In that time I started a career, got married, bought a house and I'm now expecting a baby. I am the same age as Helen and just wonder what the hell happened. What went so wrong?

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Your comments struck a nerve with me a bit here so sorry if it sounds like I’m defending Helen or policing, but she has a ‘career’ and owns her own house. She might be shit at her job but her worth isn’t tied to being married and having a baby x

Accurate

The oversized cut really isn’t doing poor Phil any favours

luckyblue said:

I have no words for this

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When you hit 30 you suddenly change, it's like a switch being flicked. You start getting bad hangovers, buying multiple hoovers and doing the housework becomes a quirky personality trait.

I woke up the day after my 30th birthday surrounded by all the new appliances I'd bought. I actually started bleeding Zoflora but luckily I was so hungover I didn't even notice.

She should fry her Prada bag

Influensters said:

Helen Anderson #20: Helen drinks a Whiskey drink, she drinks a Vodka drink. She drinks a Lager drink, she drinks a Cider drink.

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….”she writes the songs that remind her of the Maff times, she writes the songs that remind her of the Mark times.”

Tom_Nook said:

'Oh so you're a content creator, what do you create?'

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An uncomfortable atmosphere

I thought she'd have at least one charcoal product in her skincare video, given the fact she's now a chimney sweep with THAT FUCKING ACCENT

New thread title: Helen Anderson #26 I never set out to be an inlfuencer

AB3 said:

What I don't get about non-meat eaters, is if you don't want to eat meat, why eat pretend meat? Veg and soy mashed up to make burgers or fake chicken.

If I chose not to eat carrots, I wouldn't eat beef processed to carrot shapes and called CRTS.

Just eat your vegetables and fuck off.

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A lot of popular recipes/ go-to meals often have meat as an ingredient, especially for people who have always included meat in their diet. When first transitioning to vegetarianism/ veganism it's much easier to make switches and use meat alternatives, such as using meat free mince in a chilli instead of animal mince.

Some people who are veggie/ vegan like the taste and texture of meat but don't eat it because of the ethics/ environmental factors. Having meat alternatives is also a great way for meat eaters to make small changes as well and makes the change/ decision to become veggie or vegan more accessible.

The scene... Helen insists on hand delivering Mark's jumper. She drives to his parents' house, blaring Back in Black on her car stereo. She's going to show him what he's missing. She arrives, then tops up her lipstick in the car mirror. She gets out of the car and struts towards the front door, then rings the doorbell. She uses the letterbox as a mirror to check her teeth.

[Mark's mum answers the door.]

Mark's mum: "oh, Helen...hello"

Helen: "Allwoight! Long time no see! Is Mark abahht?"

Mark's mum: "Yes, I'll just go and get him"

[Mark comes to the door]

Mark: [Awkwardly] "Hi...you alright?"

Helen: "Yeah! I'm really great! You? I've got a little something for you, I got them printed as a little moment-o of our hikes!"
[Helen holds up the jumper and makes a rock sign]

Mark: "A memento? Oh cool, thanks"

Helen: "That's allwoight! I got them for the whole hiking gang so I didn't want to leave you out! Speaking of hiking, I went hiking the other week in Scotland, did the NC500, it was amazing! I say 'hike' but I could barely walk some days after Phil was finished with me! If ya know whadda mean! It's just nice to be with someone who I have that chemistry with, ya know?"

Mark: "Ah cool, well thanks, this is great. Anyway, I'd better be goi-"

Helen: "Do you like it?"

Mark: [sniffs jumper]
[Whispering] "oh that smells really nice"

FIN