JAR21

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Meghan, 39, is due to begin maternity leave in around four weeks, with the couple’s second child, a daughter, thought to be due in June.
With tensions in the family remaining high after the couple’s explosive interview with Oprah Winfrey, there had already been speculation that the Duchess would decide to remain in California rather than risk overshadowing the sombre occasion.


Maternity leave from whaaattt??


Whats in his eye?
Someone spat in it
 
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Double Florin

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Camilla seems to be so lovely. I was delighted for them on their wedding day. They radiated happiness. I loved Diana but Camilla is the love of Charles's life, anyone can see that. The more I learn about her, the more I like her. I agree, I think she would definitely love to clip Harry around the ear😂 No better woman😂
He is a legend!
A good friend of mine recently died of cancer having been ill for a long time. She was married but had no children or family and really struggled with that. She used to write to Camilla and Camilla always replied, not short polite notes but long and interested letters. When she died her her husband wrote to Camilla just to let her know, and he had a letter by return, within a couple of days, that was so touching it made me cry. She really is lovely.
 
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Rubythefirebat

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Congratulation you just reached lvl 66 in The Witch Trial!

On this level you have to survive an episode of a dated whine show, that noone asked for.
At the end of this level do not forget to pick up your RubyBag, which contains:

●Limited edition "Tattle is universal" pj's, for your well deserved sleep, after keeping up with all of these threads
●Sample of CRINGE - anti-hairloss shampoo
●Free 30 day access to DiabetesPro - brand new app that blocks sugar content on social media, premium users are able to block Omid

Please vote in the poll, who is gonna be the special guest on this episode!

Special thank you for the title @keylimepie

Press like to start the quest!

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Ametrine

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Things which you would expect to find limited editions of:
  • A special edition of a record on vinyl
  • A rare perfume
  • Whisky
  • A handbag made of a special leather, or in a special colourway
  • A set of prints signed by the artist
Things you wouldn't expect to find limited editions of:
  • Strawberry fucking jam
 
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Maggiemaynot

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Should we suggest to Smeg that she stock these in her Riviera collection?
What do you all think? Good idea … or not … 🤔🤔


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Lovely thread title by the wonderful @jonathanlynch

Brief recap:

It's only been a couple of days since the last fred... T'internet is still banging on about the photo
Meghan is trying to sell tote bags for silly money when you can get them for free with pet food ;)

Not so much Duchy Originals as Duchess Unoriginal...

Tattle on my friends :)
 
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Chita

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Winning title by @Shushex

Old thread here - https://tattle.life/threads/harry-meghan-425-fright-in-white-satin.44448/

In which we mainly discussed photoshopped pictures and how the Princess of Wales is being bullied and attacked for minor tweaking of a pic and how the Harkles get away with major editing of their photos.
We cannot avoid comparing the two and commenting on the unfairness of it all.
We worried that William looks thin and we hope he stays strong and resilient enough to do something to stop his brother's bad behaviour.

And we also discussed Meghan's latest get rich quick attempt - American Riviera Orchard.
No it's not the name of Mariah Carey's latest child.
It's not the real name of Ugly Betty.

It's a .....well, what IS it?
Fake royal emblem header with fake calligraphy font and it ought to be called Montedeceitful Beige Awkward.
It's a rip off of the Highgove store crossed with Gwyneth Paltrow's ego trip thingy

With just over a hundred thousand followers in a few hours.
Will they buy her wares?
Are they just there for a laugh?

Time will tell.

We also discussed Dan Wootton's return to the public eye. He's now a lean, mean litigating machine and he is going all guns blazing in his revenge against people who tried to silence him.


Tattle on Tattlers....
 
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vretch

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I’m still at a loss to understand how Prince William is being controlled by the media. I just don’t see that at all when it comes to William. Not saying William may change tactic but it won’t happen because the media have bullied him into it. He will change or adjust because he himself will see the need for it.

As others have pointed out, William has been under pressure for years to increase his work schedule, to not spend so much time with family. He hasn’t changed. It’s pretty obvious on this score he will not be bullied.

The media had a field day when William decided to take time off to be with Catherine. Did he flinch & back track? Nope, in fact he has again said his schedule will still allow William time to spend with his family. There was not one photo op of him or Catherine going to & from the hospital. The media were desperate for those photos. Yet, William didn’t provide any photos.

Sure, William may make mistakes. But William will learn, he will change tactics but only if he sees the advantage to doing so.

On this we will have to agree to disagree because I just can’t see how the media is controlling William.
 
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The Wicked Lady

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Rumour has it that Catherine will once again be playing piano at her Carol Concert. Breaking with tradition, she will open with 'Liar' by the Sex Pistols. Sources have hinted that she will dedicate the piece to 'much-loved family member', Meghan Markle. There is some speculation that the wider Royal Family (with notable exception Princess Eugenie) will form a choir to sing the lyrics.
This will be swiftly followed by that perennial favourite, 'Poison' by Alice Cooper, with the RF joining in to shout the line 'You're poison running through my veins'.
It promises to be a lively affair with a closing speech by Catherine in which she is expected to say ' Recollections may vary? Of course they fucking vary. You're a liar Markle and everybody knows!'
An evening not to be missed!
 
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Nuttynana

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Just to say a big thank you to all my Tattler mates for Your lovely kind words and support, a bit better today but very,very sad.

Both brats have been told to fuck off and if they won't apologise we will have nothing more to do with them.

Hubby is a Scorpio and stings hard and bears a grudge for ever!!

Won't bore you any more folks and normal service will resume, lovely people and far nicer than family.

The Calil Cunsters are fucking moronic,mindless mishaps.
 
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Chita

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Ooh she's thrown the gauntlet and begged you to take on the Endlessly Wrinkled Khaki Trousers. Where is Grifty seeing your work? I abandoned Twitter after the ridiculous change in name.

I closed my chita twitter.
I only post cartoons in here for my dear Tattle friends.
They are my gift to you all for giving me a sanctuary away from real life.
 
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