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I reckon she tried her best to get preggers over there. She’s hoping it’s a girl so she can name her Ellis after the island and Meredith’s mom in greys anatomy.

Tiger tat said:

The way I RAN here as soon as I saw it. I wonder if the PR there sends them to every newly single influencer

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She probably DM’d the brand

“Hullo it me! I have recently broken up with my Tiny Boyfriend and have nobody to have all the sexy sex with anymore 🥹 I really miss getting down and dirty in Travel Lodges across the UK would you be able to help a newly single gal pal out with a totally BABE’IN sex toy in exchange for promotion on my Insta stories??? by the way I also go med school and am studying to be a doctor ”

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That woman is unable to be on her own without going mad. Her entire self worth is based on how people perceive her. It's quite sad, really. She reminds of my mother, who was always so dependent on her friends to be happy and as a child I had to watch her cry every saturday by the phone if no one called and every december because she didn't have the big family christmas she dreamed of (so she ate the meal then left me and dad watching tv to go knocking next door and spend time with someone else's family). Small as I was, I felt like I wasn't enough and also terribly sorry for her. And that set the blueprint for the kind of person I did *not* want to be. I hope Hannah's boys don't realise yet how low they are on her list of priorities, but children are smart. I feel awful for them, too.

girly1025 said:

she'll only like the recommendations that allow her to be lazy. hotels, food, etc. nothing cultural.

also as an American I don't really get her fixation with NYC... why keep coming back to the same place over and over rather than branch out? the US is huge.

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That's not fair, she is an experienced and varied US traveller. Remember that time she went to Chicago to sit in the hotel room, watch US Netflix and order in pizza?? Plus that time she got driven around Nevada a minibus on one of those 18-30yo holidays that she pretended to enjoy?? See. Adventurous, involved US tourist right there.

OppositeFeature said:

The joys of pulling out.

Barf

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“Tits or face?”

‘Did I always have an interest in medicine?’ No babe, you still don’t…

Gossipgirl69 said:

Looks like she's booking Lalandia/Legoland in Bilund

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Must be TB’s turn to pick destination.

'Date day' 'love bombing' - must she refer to her relationship with her child in such... 'adult' terms?! Taking your kid to the park isn't a date, nor is it love bombing. It's absolutely bog standard parenting. How low is the bar if this is considered a special occasion?!

rawbin30 said:

Hannah, most of us are females here. We get what periods are. Stop behaving like the 12 year old show off who has started her periods and none of her friends have. We can all do without the info regarding your smelly clotted flaps.

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Right!!! Most of us have been having periods longer than half our lifetime () but don’t go on about it every 5 minutes. Also being in your mid 30s and not able to manage your period without ruining your clothes is actually embarrassing and immature. Why does she always do this gross weird flexes that imply how vile she is?? It’s like she’s proud of it.

emm said:

At least his clothes fit though, that skirt (beyond looking awful) looks painful, let alone uncomfortable

I will never stop being astounded at people asking her for clothing recommendations

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It’s easy for him though because he can share clothes with Hannah’s 2 kids

the little joys of grief

I hope someone close will have words. It’s unhinged and hugely disrespectful. I’m not surprised, I thought this would happen, but I’m still horrified! She’s shocking. Everyone deals with grief in their own way, I understand that, and I’ve even found myself oversharing when I’m feeling particularly low or anxious - but bear in mind that’s oversharing to friends/family in real life not online strangers.

Also while I’m here and in a bad mood… I will never understand the irony of ‘protecting’ her child online by not showing a face but being happy to post intimate medical details. Gross. If you’re going to keep your child offline I applaud you, but actually do it properly. She uses them as props like any other influencer but weirdly I find hers worse because they only pop up when she has an aesthetically pleasing story to post. Like half a pair of earrings, a Neom candle and saying ‘five year old is in hospital boo’ - ew, check yourself Hannah.

I’ve added nothing new here, I’m just fed up with her behaviour and in an ideal world she’d either read this and change or delete her social media for good.

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HG10? Give me more time. Who's is this kid? Oh yeah, it's mine.


I'm kidding. But man, she has no idea how lucky she is. And I have a prediction. A blog post at some point about mum guilt and how she's not been the mum she wants to be because of her relationship with her own mum or some shit.

Instatwat said:

Why does she look like Michael Jackson cosplaying as a Christmas tree?

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Christmas tree-hee!

Oh bless Hannah, she’s been reading our comments and seen we know Ziggy’s name so has gone and had a clear out of followers on her personal account!! Looks like you deleted the wrong people!! Not everyone thinks you’re a top lad hun!!!



This is why she missed work lads

Imagine being on her course and presumably paying for it and being quite hard up for money whilst you’re studying, as most students are.

Then up rocks granny Gale. Making you all get in her selfies. Making you all take her outfit photos. Then asking you to fucking film her ad content so she can get paid loads for doing fuck all with some highlighters.

I’d wanna smack her to be honest.

You don't just cure your depression by buying a coffee or eating your favourite breakfast. It's insensitive how light hearted and blase she is about it.

"The reality [of having two kids] is that you don’t ever really get to sit down. Unless you’re driving. And you’re probably driving to get your baby to sleep because they’ve been awake for two hours and are screaming and your frantic Google of ‘how long should my two month be awake for?’ has told you they should only be awake for an hour, but THEY WON’T FUCKING FALL ASLEEP BECAUSE YOUR TODDLER KEEPS SHOUTING BECAUSE HE CAN’T CLICK OFF THE YOUTUBE ADVERTS ON YOUR PHONE. And so you’re driving, mostly to get the baby to sleep but also because you need a Drive-Thru coffee and you want to turn Capital Extra Reloaded up loud enough to cover the muffled whines coming from the back seats, so that your drive basically counts as a form of self-care."

I feel so uncomfortable reading this shit. Has no one ever told Hannah that she doesn't have to keep having kids?? Like, she can stop any time she wants, because she's obviously hating every second of it??

I get that parenthood is rough, especially in those early years. But there's a viciousness to everything she writes that is so damn uncomfortable. F-bombs, wanting to "cover up the muffled whines coming from the back seats"... Yikes.