Doc

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NEVER COMMENT ON SOMEBODYS FEWD!
IT’S VERY REWD!
FEWD IS FEWL!
DON’T BE CREWL!
DON’T LOOK IN THAT BOX, IT IS WHERE I PEWD!
 
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Excuse me

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Good day to all my fellow scummy defendants!

I was unfortunately unable to doodle yesterday because ✨life✨ happened and deadlines had to be met.

But do not fret! I had an extra couple of minutes today and I present to you Group 3 of Jewniper Mewn ✨Fashuhn✨ Week 2020, Court Couture ✨cuhlehcshuhn✨.

Again, these pictures shall remain here because this has been created exclusively for the lovely members of the 25+ hAtERz community. I wiLL sUe if this gETs oUt! (Jk but seriously please no one spread this so that if this somehow gets out... Then we know she reads here.. it's a test Gaby 😉😄)

Today's group is inspired by an accumulation of her tastes in interior design.
Enjoy!

Group 3:
✨The sew niche Interior stYLe & aEsthETic✨
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A closer look at the pieces:
The first two figures depict a scene we are all familiar with. If you don't know it, you're in for a wild #throwback. Figure 1 wears a long sleeved maxi dress with a faUX lEather bodice (inspired by a very familiar dress) and sleeves that have the very convenient "thingies" on the end that make them very comfy and easy to wear. The skirt represents the nail polish rack that boasts all the bold colors that are sew sew niice guise and have to be displayed in an unexpected area to contrast with the surroundings, allowing them to stand out!

The second outfit is inspired by a mixture of almost all the color schemes prevalent over the years. The red latex gloves are worn to incite fear in the hopes of evading the elbow. It also represents blood for reasons we all know. 😏 The navy blue mesh are for the statement walls. If you observe the Palazzo pants well enough, you will see what inspires the patchwork design. Figure it out! 😂 Also, upon the request of the lovely @lira , our figures are wearing sassy orthopedic sandals! 😄
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The next two figures depict another scene near and dear to our hearts (notice the bratty stance and back rubbing?).
Figure 3 is wearing something that is truly representative of the bathroom - with its flesh tile placement that doesn't go all the way up, to the wooden accents and geometric trim! Also, the sleeves are inspired by the bags that have to be taken out to the bin. The silhouette is one usually tied to little spoiled princesses, because she acts like it.

Figure 4 is wearing the painted arch, with sleeves inspired by the boxes decorated on the dining room shelves. This outfit has a corresponding pair of leggings.
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Maybe a next ✨cuhlecshuhn✨ coming soon?
 
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Accionoodles

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Well, turns out Scam does indeed have legs but what - and I cannot stress this enough - ✨ the fuck ✨ are those on her feet 😭😭😭
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Fillyjonk

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Fewd glorious fewd
Creamed spinach and Quavers
Bad period mewd
Drowned roast with no flavours
Jane's pasta with 'sghetti hoops
Haters, don't you question
Same food on a boring loop
Bad digestion
Fewd glorious fewd
That's green, I won't try it
Sew triggering! Rewd!
Don't talk about diets
Just picture a great big plate
Mum's watery stew
Oh fewd
Flavourless fewd
Toddler fewd
Glorious fewd
 
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tiddles

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I mean it literally says at the bottom how to make a new thread. As a VIP member, you should probably know that by now. If you’d checked the most liked posts it was litterally on the first page. Next time I’ll make the thread and just pick whatever I fancy. See how that shit goes down 😲😝
Chill out. The poster apologised for missing it. It's not that big a deal.
 
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Albi

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Gobbys long awaited album of festive hits featuring such bangers as

1. Last Christmas (I gave yew my gallbladder)
2. Baby it’s (too) warm inside
3. Do they know it’s op day
4. Shite Christmas
5. 12 days of shitmas
6. All I want for Christmas (is another op)
7. Fairytale of new pork
8. Home for the night
9. Driving home for Christmas
 
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sazbaz

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hope this helps anyone who can’t see them!!

edited to say: the “and i heard she’s a tory too xx” bit absolutely SENNNNTTT me
 
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Ahhh I don't want to get slaughtered for this but I feel like these twitter accounts might be going a tad far. I know the majority of us are all just about constructive criticism who want to see her be a better human and will call her out on dumb shit but something about that poo lady account kinda irks me. I of course know the reference (good ol' shit in a box) which she put out in the public in the first place however from an outsider perspective it does come off a tad dare I say bully-y like saying she's comparable to poo, same with the moonpig account (unless she made that herself I'm unsure feel free to correct me) we know the pig is in reference to the extreme amount of pork she eats but she could very easily misinterpret it or twist it as us calling her a fat pig. AGAIN I know the references and nothing we do is really meant in malice but as a dose of reality but I must say I wouldn't blame her if she felt hurt upon finding those accounts and could easily claim the B word.

However I will say the blocking anyone who requests a follow is the dumbest thing possible in fact her general approach to this business is truly baffling but ultimately I would like if it went well for her as maybe it could teach her what real work is.

Also to add I know shes been a horrible person at times and a bully herself I'm just saying I'd hate for her to have any ammo against us saying we're harassing her or causing her business to fail etc.
 
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