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In the land of mirrors, there lived Nikki so vain,
With a nose like a penis, it caused quite the strain.
She strutted and preened, in her own little bubble,
But her wonky eyelid surgery caused quite the trouble.

With each flick of her hair, and each pout of her lips,
She thought she was perfect, despite all the slips.
But her nose was the talk of the town, you see,
Shaped like a sausage, or maybe a tree.

And oh, her eyelids, what a sight to behold,
After surgery wonky, they just wouldn't fold.
But Nikki marched on, with confidence high,
Unaware of the laughter as she passed by.

So here's to Nikki, the narcissist queen,
With her nose like a phallus, and eyes quite obscene.
In her world of self-love, she reigns supreme,
But to others, she's just a ridiculous dream.

I was initially drawn to Nikki because of the three stone in three months stuff. I've got quite low esteem, and I thought that she was glamorous, well off, nice house, I was also drawn to her because of her infertility and ivf struggles, same as me. When she got pregnant with the boys I was so pleased for her, but not long into the pregnancy I began to see her true colours, the obsessing over her size, the disappointment that both babies were boys and then her awful treatment of the boys once they arrived. I thought maybe I was just being spiteful because I never got to have a baby, so I began this thread to see if I was the only one. 113 threads later I see that I'm not alone. I don't post much these days, primarily because she will never change, she's going round in circles, her followers are leaving in their droves. It's blatantly obvious that she's unhappy with her life, no job, no money of her own, no maternal instincts and needs to be out of the house all the time. I don't pity her at all because it's all of her own doing. Anyway, happy 2024 to you lovely lot xx

How long will this survive?

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Ellsbells123 said:

We will now refer to Monday as.....Groundhog day

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Groundfopp Day

Sorry guys, I need to get this off my chest.....Fopps does not know how fucking lucky she is to not have to have an actual 40 hour job. She gets to be home everyday with the boys, not that she is though!
The reason for my rant:- i am due to see my doctor in a couple weeks to discuss the next step with conceiving with pcos and endo. I am scared but excited all at the same time. Today i checked with HR for maternity pay and they only pay 90% for 6 weeks and then smp at £151 per week. £151 per week?? Ffs! Dh and I are on minimum wage so I did some online calculations to see if we could claim something....nope! No UC, tax credits etc just child benefit. We need to save up so we can bridge the gap between Smp and what my wage is after tax and basically I would be back at work when baby is 12 weeks and thats providing they are on time and not early or late. That also factors in me working to within a week of my due date. I'll work til my waters break I joked not even kidding though......
Yes we have looked at ways we can cut back and we will be doing but kinda impossible to cut back on home improvement and car loan when its like set repayments.
We are very lucky that childcare will be shared by our mums we are so thankful because no way can we afford a nursery.
So whats your point whatdidijustwatch???
Well, my point it that fopps has no fucking clue how lucky she is but she takes it all for granted. Ditching her much longed for boys in nursery so she can go play dress up and jump into jelly pots, almost boasting at buying designer clothes and footwear, fucking gym membership, £600 at twinset twat so she can lose 7lbs or whatever it was, freebies that could and should be donated to those in need, money at soft play cos she cannot be arsed to parent her boys! It makes her a better mum...fuck offff!!!!
If i were in your designer trainers fopps there is no way them boys would be in nursery whilst she sits at home doing swipe ups!

Sorry folks, just feeling shit.

Remember when she auditioned for babestation?

On Monday I posted on here about my son having to self isolate because of his prick of a father having a test on Christmas Eve which turned out to be positive and he failed to tell me. As a precaution because my son is only 6 and I’m 20 weeks pregnant we had him tested yesterday. He’s tested positive and I’m utterly distraught. Then you’ve got this pair of pricks walking around like they are untouchable. Thankfully my son is fine. We’ve followed the rules unlike his dad and now we face this. I have had to reschedule my 20 week scan until we are out of isolation which I’m so upset about as I have such bad anxiety after having a MMC before having my son. Everyone’s so kind on here and responded to my vent the other day I just wanted to update you all. I seriously hope a huge dose of karma is coming fopps way in 2021 as she’s so out of touch with the real world it pains me x

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a toddler wearing a double breasted faux wool coat. It’s no wonder people stare!

Mazza’s posts read like a 10 year old doing reading comprehension, letting Fopps know she’s acknowledged every point and then does a round up analysis!
Fopps: We went for a walk, it was cold, I ate a grenade bar, love my boys.
Mazza: What wonderful photos Nicola, I am so glad you enjoyed your walk and I love your nice warm coat for the cold weather the boy’s are soooo lucky to have you as their Mum you can tell how much you love them let me know where you buy your grenade bars from they look so yummy I’ll have to try them. PS Isn’t chris wonderful X

I love my son more than life itself, but I have never felt the need to tell people that I do and to tell people how loved he is by the family. It’s like she’s trying to convince herself, it’s so weird.

Now you’ve got your day out of the way for the day YOU gave birth to YOUR boys, can you answer some questions please
Were your fake grass and blue sofa gifted?
Why isn’t the oven in the kitchen where it belongs?
Have you done your ironing, you skank?
Do the boys even know their other grandparents exist?
Is your mum all right in the head?
Is your face really stretched?
Did you have the 4D scan of your boys imprinted onto your knees?
Why are you such an unbearable cunt?

Hello everyone, I have been lurking for a very long time but felt like I just have to post here tonight. I don't like posting only because I'm not good with words and getting things out on text haha but I just want to say how much YOU have all inspired me! My eyes have been well and truly opened to all of this and to see her for who she really is, I've made some massive changes in my life because of tattle, the first time she ever mentioned it I was curious and googled it and I have never left . I'm glad I found it and Ive unsubscribed to so many 'influences' such as lydia millen etc i was comparing my life with them and it was really making me miserable! Thank you all again, I will probably still lurk from now on haha but just had to write this tonight as I feel like I'm free for being drawn in to all her lies and bullshit!

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'My fucking heads on fire where's me hat'

God she’s so full of shit. I wish she’d just own her decisions. My parents have to look after my daughter when I go to work. That’s because I work for the NHS. At the height of the pandemic, me and my partner overworked ourselves down to the point of exhaustion working around each other’s shifts because he also works for the police. Both very very essential.

My mum then said she’d have my little girl back because she could tell we were both ran down. I don’t let her take her when it isn’t necessary. She doesn’t take her so I can go out and enjoy myself. I have to go to work. I have no choice. Whereas Nicola does. She doesn’t have to fob her kids off with her parents just because she had some fucking brand work to do. That isn’t important!

YOU made the decision Nicola to give up your original job to have this hobby/job/career. Not your children. Not your parents. You aren’t even making a difference to the fucking world. You’re sat at home taking pictures and editing them to have holes in your stomach you daft bint. You’re filming hauls full of clothes that some people, no doubt following you, can’t afford to go out and buy! You know why? Because this pandemic has cost so many people their livelihoods. There will be some parents tonight who don’t feed themselves to make sure food can be left for their children. Who are worrying about paying bills.

Get some perspective. You are so incredibly lucky to not share the worries of some parents, own your privilege. Do what you said you were going to do when you left your job and put those poor little boys first, instead of doing everything to suit YOU. You selfish, vindictive, nasty piece of work.

Wingingmotherhood said:

‘I’m a foodie’

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She pronounced cunt wrong

Fopps: 'which is absolutely fine'
Narrator: it was not fine.