The 12 Days of CHRISmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me turkey mince because it's syn free
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two little boys and turkey mince because it's syn free
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three French kisses , two little boys and turkey mince because it's syn free
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me a slap for calling birds, three French kisses, two little boys and turkey mince because it's syn free
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five high pitched shrieks, a slap for calling birds, three French kisses, two little boys and turkey mince because it's syn free
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me skinny Costa lattes, five high pitched shrieks, a slap for calling birds, three French kisses, two little boys and turkey mince because it's syn free
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me grief for laying in, skinny Costa lattes, five high pitched shrieks, a slap for calling birds, three French kisses, two little boys and turkey mince because it's syn free
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me half her grenade bar, grief for laying in, skinny Costa lattes, five high pitched shrieks, a slap for calling birds, three French kisses, two little boys and turkey mince because it's syn free
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me all her receipts from Primark, half her grenade bar, grief for laying in, skinny Costa lattes, five high pitched shrieks, a slap for calling birds, three French kisses, two little boys and turkey mince because it's syn free
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me chicken (or was it salmon?), all her receipts from Primark, half her grenade bar, grief for laying in, skinny Costa lattes, five high pitched shrieks, a slap for calling birds, three French kisses, two little boys and turkey mince because it's syn free
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me a preview of her new ad
, chicken (or was it salmon?), all her receipts from Primark, half her grenade bar, grief for laying in, skinny Costa lattes, five high pitched shrieks, a slap for calling birds, three French kisses, two little boys and turkey mince because it's syn free
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me yet another selfie, a preview of her new ad
, chicken (or was it salmon?), all her receipts from Primark, half her grenade bar, grief for laying in, skinny Costa lattes, five high pitched shrieks, a slap for calling birds, three French kisses, two little boys and turkey mince because it's syn freeeeeeeee!
That's me done now
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Complete strangers being that invested in your children. Two years old and I don’t think there’s been more than a few days of that time they haven’t been on social media for all sorts of weirdos to see.
I used to follow her on IG and slowly but surely she became unbearable. I couldn't work out if it was just me and googled 'Fopperhollic annoying' like so many others. I've read these threads when I was bed-bound with a hyperemesis pregnancy until now with a 4-month-old (just the one, not TWO BABIES) Hilarious, you ladies are funny as hell and see right through her. I couldn't comprehend why she has any followers until I remembered school. The mean girl always had hangers-on, and she's the epitome of the school 'mean girl' but 20 years on living in the past with her 90's fashion & makeup. The most irritating part is the complete delusions of grandeur that she has. She's shameless, brash, barmaid-type (no offence to any barmaids!) who thinks she's a class above, with the authority on motherhood, life, food, and unfortunately social media has encouraged it. She's unrelatable as she edits out her real life and makes out everything is ahhhhmaaaziiiing. As for 'Press sample' Oh god, truly embarrassing. I worked for a massive magazine for years and we received press samples. They are mostly unfinished with 'press sample' labels on them, not shop-ready products. They are given to the media industry to review and promote, she is not that (see: delusions of grandeur!). It's gifted, and there's no shame in putting that? To me, she's a pushy chancer who has achieved a big social media following through Slimming world, nothing else. There's nothing admirable, nothing special that anyone would be jealous of (and it's so irritating that she thinks THAT is the problem!) Try explaining that to her, you'll get blocked and a motivational quote about rising above negative people will appear on her stories. I've never once written about anyone like this on social media, but that's how bad she is!! And I'll leave you with my motivational quote 
