lollypop89
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You’d think her 6k accessories would mean more to her.
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Eden harvz #62 no honeymoon in tenerife, got gifted one in dover, buying dogs for content, not long till it’s over.
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Eden harvz #62 no honeymoon in tenerife, got gifted one in dover, buying dogs for content, not long till it’s over.
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livelaughlobotomy
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livelaughlobotomy
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Hi Yazzy 
I think this is the portrait you were really after
I think this is the portrait you were really after
Lauren-1996
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Lloyd left his boosters laying around again
scoobertdoobert
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wanna know why edens been so quiet? lloydy boy crashed his car and got nicked 
you did not hear it from me though
you did not hear it from me though
Noseyparker123456789
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livelaughlobotomy
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livelaughlobotomy
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"Hello 999, what's the nature of your emergency?"...."no one showed up to your tiktok tutorial at a shopping centre and now you're choosing to be embarrassed about it?"...."right ok, I'll send our best detectives over now. They have confirmed it definitely wasn't me though, I swear on my cats lives"Just seen a comment of someone telling her to report it to the police
mrsgrinchhome
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Mommy don’t know daddy’s grooming kids, at the burger shopLooooooooooooooool, I legit thought sam smith was little lloyd for a second
mrsgrinchhome
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Nah Eden can look at it in shame knowing it was written by one of her subjects hahahaThe title is tainted now
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I’ve found the receipt
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EvilJigglypuff
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HAHAHA not one of my thread titles getting read out on TV. MUM I’M FAMOUS
Lovethegossipme
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Receipts to what? Receipts don't prove she isn't a foul mouthed cunt. Receipts don't prove she isn't blackfishing, Receipts don't prove that she didn't call her niece a Russian whore, or her nephew gayboy. They don't prove that she doesn't market herself as "child friendly" but still pretends to deep throat pickles and talk about her fanny throbbing with a tampon in. What are they gonna prove? That she has ADHD? So? So do I, I'm still not a raging wanker.
LloydsBoosters
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Just a reminder of Lloyd’s ‘disconnected cut’ that defo turned out how he wanted it to.
queencoco
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Recap of thread 24 
The last thread was kicked off with Eden raging about how someone (
) told red bull that she had a deal with them, when in fact she was telling a big fat lie. I mean, why wouldn’t they want to work with someone who claims their product gives them the shakes, tells people not to drink it and had a brand deal with another energy drink company?
Since thread one, tattlers have DREAMED of the day that Eagle attends her first wedding with her boyfriend/fiance. Tattlers care about this kind of stuff, ya know? This is what trolls do, I’m sorry! I apologise, but I’m just shamelessly a troll!
Anyway, enough of the Don Carla quotes. In case Eden’s weird little stans needed some tips, here’s how to make someone else’s wedding day allllllll about you:
She should write a book, publishing date May 3022.
In an eventful trip to Tesco, we had Lloyd climbing up shelves, Eden having some kind of breakdown then being fine 5 seconds later, Eden fondling Lloyd’s arse crack, a self diagnosis of low iron, a little lightheadedness, and a fall into a nasty granny’s trolly. The trolley is now in intensive care and the granny is in therapy. Please send love and prayers.
The UK’s most prominent mental health advocate/not a mental health advocate/never claimed to be a mental health advocate/mental health advocate when it suits her, did an interview with dr Alex George, an actual mental health advocate. She then swiftly made a joke about dementia. Ahhhh foghorn, when willlll you learn.
Yes yes people
🧑
shoutout to @tequila.no.salt for a post that will go down in tattle HISTORY. We found out that Little Lloyd wears little shoe boosters in his little shoes! Clip clop clip clop! 
Next up was another clout chasers meeting at London in the sky. Sitting in a seat with his legs dangling isn’t an unfamiliar feeling for little Lloyd, but this time he took the edge off by taking some and gurning his saggy man tits off. I couldn’t work out what was higher - the seats, Lloyd or Lloyd’s high heels.
Reality hit when Eden realised she’s skint and had just blown £700 on a hotel room. After a quick filmed piss and a quick over share about stuffing her skiddy knickers with tissue, she sent Lloyd Sonny Karenson Hulme down to complain. Once the person on the front desk realised who they were dealing with (two tramps), they realised that they were not the type of people that they would want staying in the hotel, and the £700 was back in Eden’s bank account quicker than you can say bedroom empire.
The next day Lloyd took us on another riveting trip to the supermarket. No Lloyd, we don’t want to see how aggressively you eat an ice cream, there is absolutely nothing aggressive about wearing women’s sunglasses to Iceland.
Eagle confirmed that she doesn’t pay her parents a penny and slagged off renters AGAIN. The thing is with lying Eden, is that you have got to remember what you have said for it to be believable!
Can a trip be a surprise if your fella books it on your credit card? Not sure on that one. After Lloyd broke the toilet with his emetephobia chicken wing squits, a quick getaway was in order. It’s lucky these pair are used to staying in an absolute shit tip, because their airbnb isn’t much better. Mattress on the floor and someone else’s swimming shorts hanging up. Lloyd made sure he packed his Xbox, but forgot to pack Eden’s fake bum pads.
As you were trolls.
The last thread was kicked off with Eden raging about how someone (
) told red bull that she had a deal with them, when in fact she was telling a big fat lie. I mean, why wouldn’t they want to work with someone who claims their product gives them the shakes, tells people not to drink it and had a brand deal with another energy drink company? Since thread one, tattlers have DREAMED of the day that Eagle attends her first wedding with her boyfriend/fiance. Tattlers care about this kind of stuff, ya know? This is what trolls do, I’m sorry! I apologise, but I’m just shamelessly a troll!
Anyway, enough of the Don Carla quotes. In case Eden’s weird little stans needed some tips, here’s how to make someone else’s wedding day allllllll about you:
- Post a pointless montage of you and your mother talking about attending the wedding of a person she has never met
- Wear all black. You’ll stand out!
- Get your man in a polo shirt from baby GAP. Very smart! Both your outfits will get people talking!
- Disappear from the wedding for an hour because of your anxiety. Attention will be firmly on you!
- Get DJ PartTime on the decks. Loiter behind him like a big Rottweiler. All eyes on you.
She should write a book, publishing date May 3022.
In an eventful trip to Tesco, we had Lloyd climbing up shelves, Eden having some kind of breakdown then being fine 5 seconds later, Eden fondling Lloyd’s arse crack, a self diagnosis of low iron, a little lightheadedness, and a fall into a nasty granny’s trolly. The trolley is now in intensive care and the granny is in therapy. Please send love and prayers.
The UK’s most prominent mental health advocate/not a mental health advocate/never claimed to be a mental health advocate/mental health advocate when it suits her, did an interview with dr Alex George, an actual mental health advocate. She then swiftly made a joke about dementia. Ahhhh foghorn, when willlll you learn.
Yes yes people
🧑 shoutout to @tequila.no.salt for a post that will go down in tattle HISTORY. We found out that Little Lloyd wears little shoe boosters in his little shoes! Clip clop clip clop! Next up was another clout chasers meeting at London in the sky. Sitting in a seat with his legs dangling isn’t an unfamiliar feeling for little Lloyd, but this time he took the edge off by taking some
and gurning his saggy man tits off. I couldn’t work out what was higher - the seats, Lloyd or Lloyd’s high heels. Reality hit when Eden realised she’s skint and had just blown £700 on a hotel room. After a quick filmed piss and a quick over share about stuffing her skiddy knickers with tissue, she sent Lloyd Sonny Karenson Hulme down to complain. Once the person on the front desk realised who they were dealing with (two tramps), they realised that they were not the type of people that they would want staying in the hotel, and the £700 was back in Eden’s bank account quicker than you can say bedroom empire.
The next day Lloyd took us on another riveting trip to the supermarket. No Lloyd, we don’t want to see how aggressively you eat an ice cream, there is absolutely nothing aggressive about wearing women’s sunglasses to Iceland.
Eagle confirmed that she doesn’t pay her parents a penny and slagged off renters AGAIN. The thing is with lying Eden, is that you have got to remember what you have said for it to be believable!
Can a trip be a surprise if your fella books it on your credit card? Not sure on that one. After Lloyd broke the toilet with his emetephobia chicken wing squits, a quick getaway was in order. It’s lucky these pair are used to staying in an absolute shit tip, because their airbnb isn’t much better. Mattress on the floor and someone else’s swimming shorts hanging up. Lloyd made sure he packed his Xbox, but forgot to pack Eden’s fake bum pads.
As you were trolls.
lestarkettlex
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The way I’ve just seen a comment saying they’re offline cause Lloyds at his seasonal job with Santa in the North Pole 
livelaughlobotomy
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Eden told baby he has to sit on the naughty perch for not sticking up for her last night
Dancingshark
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Plot twist it’s actually Lee who bought all the tickets as payback for the whole spragg drama
