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Baby shrek do do do do do do

Hahha here’s the official voting post

Carrie Hope Fletcher #68: CHF and the Monetised Echo Chamber

creds to @Sanctified of course!

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Carrie Hope Fletcher #52: STRANDED!!! IN PARIS!!! THE CAPITAL OF FRANCE!!!

Each stone represents a month they've been together

Carrie Hope Fletcher #63 - Wife of Karen Montague

i love when she writes things like “stay mad” because 1) I can’t imagine her actually saying it and 2) she’s the most pressed out of everyone involved hahahaha

I know it’s early but I have a thread title suggestion, probably already been suggested but it would be fun

Carrie Hope Fletcher #61 Tom Fletcher’s Sister

AquaTorfana said:

I know she didn’t arrange a prenup (which aren’t really worth much in the UK anyway) so now the rando stranger ogre she just married is entitled to literally half of everything. Her house, her earnings, her savings - bonkers. He earns significantly less than she does and has less earning potential. Fucking bonkers.

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Six of those Mickey Mouses are legally his now

Tag yourselves, I'm Mungbean Myrtille Midnight Montague!!!!!!!

I’m desperate to see the screenshot that go deleted because I love piping hot tea so much, I told my mum (who, like me has seen
Carrie is stage show tours) said it’s a shame she’s changed so much because she was so kind and chatty and mum met her recently and she congratulated her on her engagement and she actually said the words ‘my relationship not up for discussion, sorry’ to my fucking MOTHER a 65+ woman who doesn’t use Socials

Joe Thomas looks so done with her shit.

Sorry guys, I was out last night when I heard what I heard and didn’t have time to write it all out! I wanted to check back to see if I was coming in with fresh information or just repeating stuff that’s already common knowledge. So manage your expectations! I’m extremely hungover today hence the long pause, apologies!!

So… I was having a quick dinner last night with my husband before going out out and we just happened to be seated next to two people who are part of the Hamilton family (that’s as much as I will give away regarding their identities). They were having a great chat about the show and some directorial changes that affected their jobs and a few other technical aspects of the show. My ears pricked all the way up when one of them said “is Joel back from his latest holiday yet?” This started a very interesting chat about how they can’t believe he gets paid so much and that he’s the least talented cast member by far. They were saying how he has the easiest job of the entire cast and the only talent required of the role is the ability to hold a tune, but the audience just eat it all up and give him the best reactions. “No wonder he won’t leave” one of them said. I missed the next part of the conversation as my husband insisted on talking me (the bastard) but I heard the last bit where one of them said “he’s such a fucking pussy!”

And that’s the tea. Probably not as piping hot as you wanted but I figured it works as a damning confirmation of what was suspected by a lot of you. Mr Montague is not very well liked or respected by the Hamilton family!
Again, sorry to keep you in suspense, I was so excited and I had to tell someone and the husband’s eyes started to glaze over when I tried to explain the whole Carrie/Joel car crash!

Full credit to @influenzainfluencer if chosen. But I know several people said this was great but it got lost in the drama

Carrie Hope Fletcher #59 - She really said ‘you’ll do’ instead of ‘I do’"

Anyone playing the bagpipes on a flight should be immediately ejected.

Someone gift this to Joel at stage door please

polkamoon said:

I hope that we’re not the reason Carrie starts breastfeeding John. “I was catching up on Tattle today, they’re doing really good on bingo and they’re given me a great idea that means we will know exactly what milk we’re getting”

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On a more light-hearted note:

My partner saw me reading Tattle and asked “do you all call yourselves the Capulet’s because you’re the enemies of the Montagues?”

Hi Carrie, you like Disney right?

Carrie Hope Fletcher #38 Shes gone to Disney, not to war. Joel stop crying on the kitchen floor

Dumped at 29 by her longtime partner. Still somehow married and pregnant at 30.

Her ‘fave grotesque’