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CHF 94: are you just...like this?

Chinese_whispers said:

I actually cannot believe she offered her own fluff as a dying woman’s last book to read. I’m at a loss as to what to think about that. Somewhere between flabbergasted and impressed by the balls on the woman.

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I was reading the thread and just saw this...

apples38 said:

Remember when this was the most traumatising thing we were dealing with? Simpler timesView attachment 1920927

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I can’t sleep so I decided to curse us all.

AaronPurrSir said:

Where the fuck is @awkwardjellyfish when you need them?!

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I have been summoned!

The group chats are going OFF today, Christ on a bike.

Afraid I have no inside knowledge to add really. Her absence at the WOS Awards was interesting - there was discussion on the night about her whereabouts (it was known that she was “away” for the weekend) but we all kind of assumed she’d left London as an excuse not to attend cos she knew she wasn’t winning anything! People did make a joke about a shotgun wedding but it was just that - a joke. Just like their entire unhinged relationship timeline!

If I hear anything worth sharing I will of course spill the tea - but right now it’s a lot of “WTAF”s.

Ok bitches!!!!!! The wait is over!!!!!! Please find below!!!! The bingo card!!!! Of desperation!!!!!

Carrie: "OMG! Daily Mail leaked our engagement. Why? We are nobodys"

Also Carrie: "Look, we are so important, that we sold our Wedding to Hello "

Bit early but thread name suggestion
Carrie Hope Fletcher 19: No Olivers & No Oliviers.

LaBlonde said:

i LOATHE the mouth twist thinking expression he always does (and that he’s doing in this screenshot).

petition for “ur just a rebound m8” to be the next thread title though

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CHF: Joel thinks it's f8, but "ur just a rebound m8"

Carrie Hope Fletcher #63 - Andrew Lloyd Webber's costly mistake

CHF #57: Iced out the Fletchers to go and elope, she’s Mrs M now - there is no Hope.

Carrie Hope Fletcher #41: Red flags… in every universe

haaaaaahaha he never fails to deliver.

Carrieisabadwriter said:

I bet Joel gives the slopiest oral

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My vagina just made the Windows shutdown noise.

Snog - Oliver
Marry - the first person who asks
Avoid - any self awareness or responsibility
Kill - her career

Just reading the Hello! online article linked in her bio…

“Carrie and Joel, who plays King George 111 in hit West End musical Hamilton, say they knew on their first date last spring that they would get married and tell how Joel moved into Carrie's house in north London that night and proposed in October.”

He moved in on the first date?????? What?!

I don’t know if I’m reading this correctly, or if this is a known thing, but WHAT?

Two years ago Joel was just a lad fantasizing about losing his virginity. Now he has a wife and a child on the way. He owes everything to Oliver Ormson

Some tea… and I’m keeping this as generic as possible for now to avoid outing myself (not just to Carrie, to peers in the industry who I know have flocked here en masse today!)

I’m assuming those in her inner circle (Scott etc) were told just before/after. But.. I know of 2 people who received a WhatsApp message this morning before the Hello announcement. But someone I would have expected to know about it apparently didn’t get a personal message which is BIZZARE… they found out from the heart.laughter IG account which posted a story about 30 mins before the public announcement (and quelle surprise, mentioned the break up last year and how she could never dream to have been in this position just one year later etc etc)

I’m also firmly of the opinion that they eloped out of stubbornness after being told to slow down.