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Hastaggifted said:

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She looks like Gayle Platt

#aff said:

That post re Logan’s birthday… ‘you were 6 when I came into your life’. Me me me.
Wouldn’t you phrase it ‘you were 6 when you came into my life?’

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“When you were 6 I shagged your da on a business trip and stole him from your mummy ”

My suggestion
“Alas, won’t lie…booze mummy will drink every day that ends in Y”

I am HOWLING!! Other dresses on their website have the print the right way up. She’s been schmoozed into buying a faulty dress by some sales reps. This is gold

BM - ordered her builders from Temu

thread suggestion: Je suis attention seeking raging narcissist with an alcohol problem

Put your hand up if you’re a Cunt.

My wedding bingo card:

-sage green botanical everything for we are still in 2016
-closed mouth smiles all round
-Oaks walking down the aisle with a wooden sign
-BM planting smackers on every male guest
-BM trying to do a funny speech but it’s just mean
-and also mostly about her
-anemic chicken as a main that’s a taste sensation
-groom looks emotionless and vaguely confused the entire day, like he put his keys down and can’t quite remember where

Christ just catching up and I thought the hair was the worst of it then I seen the toaster and kettle.

Also next thread title should be something like:
Alcohol to the brim, always in sweaty clothes from the gym, the Reno is grim and your kids can’t swim

Thread suggestion:

Boss_mummy_sale #28: Maurice is a tattler, pass it on.

I don’t know what’s drier, her hair, his beard, or my vagina after that selfie


Could not pay me.

Wedding cake looks absolute shite. Looks like it’s covered in pasta.

I said what I said.

I cannot believe the thread for BM is up and running - I thought it was shut down years ago - I was culled by BM in what I believe was the original great cull about 5 years ago delighted to see that absolutely nothing has changed. Still wearing those ridiculous silver bracelets, still a raving alcoholic, still crying every other day and still trying to convince us all her husband is hot. Happy fucking Tuesday indeed!

Rnttfl said:

Is taking a picture with her thoughts written around it her new thing?

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I quite like it. Makes her look even more of a dickhead

What does aww stand for? Always Wanting Wine??

I don't know how old your children are but if I could afford it and someone close offered to have our children, I'm sorry but See yaaaa

Fanaff said:

9lb 7oz

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And 2 ft 3

DinnerLady said:

This is embarrassing - does he say ‘What? Are you filming me? As part of your experiments?’ I can’t quite hear but l feel that’s what he says…. So cringey!!

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I can’t hear what he’s saying through that thick Scottish accent

...Well aren’t I late to the party! Me and my profile picture have been wandering the lonely halls of tattle all year, mourning the loss of our favourite thread.... The sheer joy I felt when I spotted you all, SO happy it’s back!