Recap for Threads #18-#19:
Well folks, we made it. Thread #20. Kinda poetic, really. We here at Tattle reached this monumental milestone at almost the same time that BLAB hit the 90k subscriber mark. Or, at least I THINK it was the same time. I’m not actually sure of the time difference between the U.S. and China where the 90,000th subscription actually took place. That said, one thing IS clear. The Tattle community officially has faster and more legitimate growth than than the fledgling YouTube channel that birthed it.
Welcome to all our new members - here’s what you’ve missed over the past couple weeks (days?) - Hard to say, really. This forum runs so fast, it’s almost like Adam the Woo is coming to town.
Threads #18/19 saw our favorite father-daughter duo returning from a last-minute escape mission in Las Vegas. Papa Spence tried to convince the viewers that this trip was a spontaneous decision to allow his beloved an opportunity to destress and clear her head from the emotional and physical trauma she endured on the Sailing Ship Columbia only days prior. In reality, there was a world of shit surrounding BLAB at the time and they didn’t dare step back into Disneyland and carry on like everything was fine. But bills still gotta be paid, and they literally cannot go more than a day or two without posting a video, otherwise they won’t get the minimum amount of monthly views necessary to make rent - so, off they went to the OTHER fantasy land where people go to leave real life behind.
Vegas highlights:
-They somehow managed to piss off the entire fanbase of K-POP supergroup, BTS. (I’m guessing they never performed on Ellen, otherwise Spencer would have pontificated about the time he met them and they became best friends)
- They went to the fanciest steakhouse in town! …At closing time. They proceeded to eat at a leisurely pace and order dessert coffee until they were officially the last non-employees left in the restaurant. (I’m told the owner had radioed Security Jeremy to come escort them out, but he was caught in traffic on the 15 freeway)
- They ate the best buffet in all of Las Vegas. (That wasn’t a typo. They ate the buffet. Like, all of it)
- They performed a cute little skit out by the Mirage pool where they wanted the viewers to believe that, on a whim, they decided to stay in Vegas for one more night. (Apparently the pool boy who inadvertently played a supporting role in this farce is up for a Webby award this year)
All good things must come to an end, and that includes the limit on Spencer’s Visa card - so, they packed up their Keurig and headed back to Orange County.
Once back home, we loyal viewers were treated to something a little different. A big change of pace from the usual content that BLAB usually gives us. Finally, much like the 45th anniversary of Bambi, Spencer and KT opened up the Disney vault and gave us a glimpse into the inner-workings of their romantic relationship. This came in the form of a vlog entitled “Date nite”. This was a very special treat in that at the beginning of the video, Spencer had his arm around KT - so you just KNEW things were about to get steamy up in here. They proceeded to wander DCA aimlessly pointing the camera at things until they arrived at their intended destination - the 5 star Michelin-rated gourmet Italian restaurant near Pixar Pier. Here they found a dimly lit corner and initiated what can most closely be described as a pasta eating contest where, in a startling turn of events, they both won. After they cleaned their plates, they set off to find KT a sugar-free Starlight Coke. The jury is still out as to what chemicals are used to replace the actual sugar and still provide a flavor that KT describes as “like Fruity Pebbles” - but I’m sure some future medical diagnosis will reveal the details on that one.
And finally, we reach the week that BLAB has been waiting for. Character hugging is back, along with several nighttime festivities that had been discontinued during the global pandemic that KT and Spencer took very seriously. Now, I know what you’re thinking - gosh, what a wonderful thing for these two Disney fanatics! So many of their favorite things are coming back! And this would be a fair statement to make if these two low-lifes gave a mouse’s ass about the festivities themselves. In reality, they have just been salivating over the amount of content they’d be able to shoot. If you’re counting, we got 6 new videos this week. 3 for the Electrical Parade, 2 for the fireworks, 1 where we got to see a couple adults cry and feign like they cared about hugging a costumed cartoon character, and 1 where they Danny Ocean‘d a scheme to collect a few of the collectible popcorn buckets and sippie cups for their up & coming eBay store.
Highlights from the last week:
- KT was detained by a local Wookie who mistook her as a member of the first order. (I believe his commanding officer radio’d him a command to “not give the first order any money)
- BLAB accidentally found out about a sneak preview of the Electrical parade and proceeded to promote the illusion to their viewers that they had been given VIP access to a cast-member-only event, invited as part of the media.
- In one of the most important discoveries in BLAB history, we confirmed something we all truly should have assumed to be true all along: KT & Spence have an eBay store where they gouge other Disney fans on exclusive Disney memorabilia with insane price-markups.
Whelp, that’s all for now. If you liked this recap, you can let me know by giving it a thumbs-up and don’t forget to subscribe to the channel and hit the notification bell. Bye-bye everybody!