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Here is the full Lester Diamond highlight reel.

Thank you @UncleLester

Well, well, well……. I’m sitting quietly in the Grand Californian bar and who should slide up on the next barstool but our Plaid Hero!!! Was an absolute pleasure to buy our hero a drink!!!

i’ve been wanting to post this for a few days and i keep shying away but here goes…not to get too personal and emo but this last year has been one of the most challenging times in my life. my health has been shit, physically and mentally, i had to leave a toxic job a year ago and haven’t found remote work since, my parents have been sick (they’re both approaching 80), the list goes on. although i have an incredible partner and i make sure to find time to do things i love, i find it hard to be happy and laugh much lately. all that depressing stuff said… as silly as it may sound, this forum has made me laugh so much and continues to give me something to look forward to daily. i don’t post much due to the aforementioned circumstances but i read daily. thank you all and i truly wish i could meet and hug everyone! ok that’s enough for now… is it 7:30 yet?

Ladies and Gentlemen I present the picture of the night..... Our heroes!!!!

KT & the Bears just dropped another banger!

You guys catch that new KT & the Bears single that just dropped?

SHOTS FIRED

Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I really, truly do appreciate them.

Because I am an ADULT, my birthday is over. It officially began at 12:00 midnight two days ago, and officially ended at 11:59 p.m. last night.

Because I am an ADULT, I don't have a "birthday month", "birthday week", or "Leo season".

I did just eat the last piece of my cake, which marks the unofficial end of my birthday. But because I am an ADULT, my birthday has been over for around 13 hours now.

Oh, and one more thing...

Spencer Emmons and Katie Slockbower are talentless, gluttonous frauds who by choice have trapped themselves in perpetual adolescence. They don't live their best life. They don't live a life that others envy. They're corpulent buffoons who create third-tier content that is done quicker, better, and more creatively by at least a half-dozen other YouTube channels. They're devoid of morals, devoid of ideas, and devoid of influence. They ruin friendships, ruin park experiences, and ruin the good name of people who are otherwise probably okay. They film themselves shoveling massive amounts of food down their fat dumb mouths, smirking at the camera while lying about their "exclusive", "hard-to-get", "top-shelf" experiences, but it's all a facade.

They're cheap people living a cheap life, making cheap videos for cheap views. They used to laugh AT people....but now they're the ones being laughed at. Repeatedly. For the entire world to see.

Karma is a bitch, and its name isn't just "Monica". It's every single person whose Disney experience has been diminished by their stupid screeching. It's every cast member who has to smile to their face, but who secretly wishes they'd go away and never come back. It's every single former fan who now realizes that these are two has-beens who never were, and are actually just a couple of grifters who are too lazy and stupid to get real jobs like real adults. And yes, we know you used to get coffee for actual celebrities or hold posterboard or whatever. And yes, we know that you used to be a "nurse". But nobody wants to hear anymore about your former lives, Uncle and Aunt Rico. It doesn't matter what you WERE. What matters is what you ARE, and what you ARE is pathetic.

So stick that in your churro and smoke it, you two grifter hacks. I just cracked one open, and because I shopped at Costco last night (and didn't vlog it, because I'm a normal human being), I got 35 more of where that came from.

NOW my birthday is over.

Well hello everybody - welcome back to Best Life and Beyond. I just got off the Matterhorn for the 93rd time and I‘m not sure if you knew this, but I am contractually obligated by Disney Parks to say both “Yoo” and “Whoa” anytime I’m on one of the faster moving rides here at the Magic Kingdom. It ensures that those around me understand I am an elder here, and nobody is having more fun than me.

With that little matter out of the way, we are so excited to be back in the park for the reopening of everyone’s unanimously least favorite ride, the submarines! KT & I didn’t ride this very often in the past on account of her being afraid of it and me being afraid of her - but we thought we’d give it a spin for old timer’s sake. …Old time‘s sake. Sorry about that. Freudian slip.

With respect to yet another of KT’s phobias, she decided to wait for me in the Finding Nemo drunk tank where you get to watch the whole ride on a TV. While you do miss the boring, claustrophobic adventure that only a ride in a fake submarine can provide, it‘s still legit cuz the drunk tank has Air-Co.

Now that we’ve given you the entire history and POV of a ride that you never cared about in the first place, it’s time to celebrate the return of another long, skinny, and dull staple here at the Disneyland Resort. If you guessed Dylan, you are incorrect. Today we’re going to indulge in a little breakfast treat in the form of French toast sticks!

Listen as KT makes a sexual utterance while dipping her first stick in the high fructose corn syrup maple-flavored food product, and watch in awe as she once again knows it’s the greatest thing she’s ever tasted the millisecond it crosses the threshold of her teeth, aka “The Grey Stuff”.

Ok that’s all for now. Thanks for watching, Besties. Please send your thoughts & prayers and light a candle by the window to will the universe into bringing back our beloved Magic Keys. Cuz without them, we are F*#cked.

Bye bye everybody!

Queen Daphne strikes again

Peter and Kitra. Enjoy your content including the recent Galaxy's Edge video, and your refreshing honesty!

A glimpse into the future.

Star light, star bright, The first star I see tonight; I wish I may, I wish I might, Have the wish I wish tonight:

That Disneyland officially announces the end of the Magic Key Program on the morning of Katie’s Birthday - taking all attention away from her on her special day.

#APrayerForLeoSeason

Check. Mate.

I sent the email pics of the two grifters from diffrent angles as asked, sent them their you tube link and patreon link, also a screen shot of the private security and meet up info, and merch.
I had quite the candid and amusing chat with the security manager, I explained the Columbia incident, them getting kicked out of the casino just recently for live streaming without permission. He said "great sounds like we are expecting the circus to be in town tonight" I talked with him about the rules on livestreaming in the parks and on property, he explained it is technically against the rules but it has not been enforced, but as of lately they have been over run with complaints from guests due to you tubers and tick tock and it is his understanding that late summer, early fall that there is going to be new rules implemented for privacy and fund raising in the parks in regards to social media. . Have a great evening super besties, hope your hard earned money was worth getting kicked out of the Grand Californian.

Y’all be happy to know that Lalo was at the parks yesterday, living his best life.

I asked what I would consider to be a mid to higher lever DL security officer about the act of vloggers, influencers and artists leaving what is referred to as “art drops” in the parks. I was told this is something they are aware happens and do not allow or condone it, but is merely punishable by a “hey, please don’t do that”. As we know, BLAB has scattered buttons in the parks on multiple occasions…this is documented.

I had to know, so I embarrassingly asked about the use of facial recognition. I was told that WDW tested facial recognition last year for park entry, but it was abandoned. I don’t think he knew what I was getting at so I asked, what about facial recognition throughout the park and just got a chuckle. They just have cameras in various locations, rides and pay points. No facial recognition software is being used in the parks. I again embarrassingly asked the question of fingerprinting being used to catch vloggers leaving buttons or stickers in the park and instead of a chuckle I got a guttural laugh. I again made the embarrassing decision to ask the police that hang out over at the hotel on my way out. I asked one of the officers about the use of finger printing for finding out who left some buttons and stickers in the park for fans… he laughed and gave me an "are you serious" look. He said they don’t even fingerprint car break ins anymore. Fingerprinting is done by a specialized department known as crime scene investigators an only used for major crimes, thefts and home or business break-ins.

After taking with security, I figured it best to not do something DL doesn’t really allow. I will figure out another way to get stickers into hands that doesn’t involve Disneyland.

Have a great weekend everyone!