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RECAP: Sarah is so robotic and dull I'm not sure I can bothered to attempt a recap. Except to say Sarah got her way and had a third baby, all for the gram of course - she even named him Con(tent) and she’s more interested in copying some other instahuns new baby content than she is in feeding the poor little boy. Still neurotic, still pathetic, still desperate for likes, still moaning every 5 mins about SOMEONE having left her for deployment (who’d blame him) and SOMEONE else not being a good napper. Wait til she realises he’s not the Instacute third baby she longed for, and she starts Mission Convince Dim Sinbad to try for a 4th.
Goodness what came over me there! Longer than a recap. Feel fee to add anything I’ve missed, Tattlers.
RECAP: Sarah is so robotic and dull I'm not sure I can bothered to attempt a recap. Except to say Sarah got her way and had a third baby, all for the gram of course - she even named him Con(tent) and she’s more interested in copying some other instahuns new baby content than she is in feeding the poor little boy. Still neurotic, still pathetic, still desperate for likes, still moaning every 5 mins about SOMEONE having left her for deployment (who’d blame him) and SOMEONE else not being a good napper. Wait til she realises he’s not the Instacute third baby she longed for, and she starts Mission Convince Dim Sinbad to try for a 4th.
Goodness what came over me there! Longer than a recap. Feel fee to add anything I’ve missed, Tattlers.