My kids ate that much when they were 5 lol
Lynsey Queen of Clean #18 Queen of mean shining her piss light, sharing lemon cake cos she’s so tight!
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She may well go to the gym and walk ten million steps BUT she drinks like a fish! You are a size 12, we can all see your clothes are too tight
She "goes" to the gym ...but don't think she's working up a sweat and actually doing anything productive (apart from getting someone to film her looking like a twit, in a speeded up video!! ) She wears a full face of make-up too
Why has she got such an problem to being a size 12
Exactly. Your clothes size doesn’t matter as long as you keep yourself active and eat a healthy, balanced diet. I would say Lynsey fails at one of those things.She "goes" to the gym ...but don't think she's working up a sweat and actually doing anything productive (apart from getting someone to film her looking like a twit, in a speeded up video!! ) She wears a full face of make-up too
Why has she got such an problem to being a size 12
Mollie doesn’t half waste her money on a load of tat doesn’t she 
A whole cake each in the new coffee place… she’d better keep an eye on that size 10 waistline!
A whole cake each in the new coffee place… she’d better keep an eye on that size 10 waistline!
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That’s the plate of scrapings when I go for a curry with my parents and mum insists on clearing/stacking plates for the waiter. Have a day off your piss-wine cocknose and enjoy a meal instead.
That's nothing I did this the other week pasta & glass everywhereLynsey states the bleeping obviousNot exactly riveting content is it
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Ooooh, I feel you on the lost dinnerThat's nothing I did this the other week pasta & glass everywhere
I once dropped a dish of roast potatoes as they were ready, hot oil & potatoes everywhere and a very disappointed me & son as dinner was shite without them. Briefly contemplated the 5 second rule 
That medium “oversized” jumper seems to fit awfully well.
Oh surprise surprise another new pink item of clothing that’s horrific
Indeed. Actually looks like a normal human
The medium is exactly the correct size Lynsey. It’s not oversized, it simply fits correctly and isn’t digging in all tight and too small!
Who’s she hosting for - the bleeping Borrowers? She’s such a measly minge-bag. I’d make that many just for me and my kid
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Why are they so small?!Who’s she hosting for - the bleeping Borrowers? She’s such a measly minge-bag. I’d make that many just for me and my kid
I also have a Stitch mat for my fur babies’ bowlsThat's nothing I did this the other week pasta & glass everywhere
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Is she hosting the Borrowers??
ETA I ran here so quick when I saw those potatoes I’ve just seen Kettlecrisp and I had the same thoughts! My potatoes are like boulders and still lovely and crisp!
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Hope they’ve already eatenWho’s she hosting for - the bleeping Borrowers? She’s such a measly minge-bag. I’d make that many just for me and my kid
Prob not even used a whole bag of potatoesI also have a Stitch mat for my fur babies’ bowls
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Is she hosting the Borrowers??
ETA I ran here so quick when I saw those potatoes I’ve just seen Kettlecrisp and I had the same thoughts! My potatoes are like boulders and still lovely and crisp!
looks like they all getting just the 1 carrot baton too 
If I've got guests for dinner would rather make too much than have the bare minimum...she's so odd
They’ll be hitting Maccy D’s on the way home for sure
She got an eating disorder or what?!