Yes. Yes she is. Fick as two short planks as my dad used to say.
Lynsey Queen of Clean #18 Queen of mean shining her piss light, sharing lemon cake cos she’s so tight!
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What does she think the gym is a community centre? 
What did she expect for £25 a month for everything? A gym is a place you go to to ‘get in the zone’, I hate forgetting headphones! Why would anyone want to stand and have a chat? She’s at the wrong place. Just shows how well she knows how to use a gym, and gym etiquette. It’s not a place to stand and pose.
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Those hideous dresses that she was raving about 
Surprised she didn't add her usual "I wEAr a SiZe 10 " 🥱
Surprised she didn't add her usual "I wEAr a SiZe 10 " 🥱
Hey up! Mario has competition for OOTD IYKTYKIYDTGTK
Why though 
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If you have to carry suncream then why not put in a squeezy travel bottle, so much easier to use.Why though
Carrying sun cream now, ramping up the "how careful am I since my diagnosis"
Why is she only wearing factor 30 if she is high risk !Why though
Or just leave it in the tube like normal people do
I was going to say exactly thisOr just leave it in the tube like normal people do
It’s hardly massive, is it. However, as someone else said, I’d have expected her to be wearing factor 50. Cos she’s “rAiSiNg AwArEnEsS” and all that 
What happened to the Dr Paw Paw sun cream that she *swears by* and was *recommended by doctors*?
Also she should wear factor 50 minimum and be covered up. But alas, she is a compulsive liar who can’t keep up with her own narrative! Nobody with invasive skin cancer would dare sit in a pub garden.
Just looked that sun cream only protects 97% of UVB rays, the ones that cause melanoma. Not a good advert!
Also she should wear factor 50 minimum and be covered up. But alas, she is a compulsive liar who can’t keep up with her own narrative! Nobody with invasive skin cancer would dare sit in a pub garden.
Just looked that sun cream only protects 97% of UVB rays, the ones that cause melanoma. Not a good advert!
Oh I don’t feel right
I’m not body shaming at all-it’s more concern but how skinny is the daughter? I know some people are naturally thin (sadly I’m not one of them) but that screams eating disorder to me
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Her gym stories I hate when ppl talk to me 
I go to work out, clear my head and better myself not to make friends. I've even walked out before because I left my earpods at home.
No earpods no training its like the number 1 rule
I go to work out, clear my head and better myself not to make friends. I've even walked out before because I left my earpods at home. No earpods no training its like the number 1 rule
Stop the bleeping press lads, this canny be happenen I’ve been in the sun too long today
This actually looks delicious and it’s a decent sized portion, I don’t feel well this is shocking.
This actually looks delicious and it’s a decent sized portion, I don’t feel well this is shocking.
Obviously a grift that didn’t pay off so she’s not bothering with it anymore
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That’s surely for all 5 of them
a family platter, to feed a family of mice