Maybe someone harpooned her huge butt and pulled her round the pool
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See the hair has got longer 
Lolz now she’s showing us she actually goes in the pool 
An Indian last night, a roast dinner today and a brand new face!
LOL if she did 50 lengths at that speed we’d still be waiting for her to get out the pool come November 
She keeps reposting the same exercise videos again, and again on IG ... very weird behaviour ... could she maybe have signed up for some BIGGG lozzaa diet plan journey, and is documenting the ` before and then .. the after ` like an exercise video she did many moons ago ... hmmmmm ... this may get interesting 
.... by the way BYG he aint coming back, whatever you do .... not that I rate him much, but he seems to have moved on, she's pretty and successful by all accounts 
.... by the way BYG he aint coming back, whatever you do .... not that I rate him much, but he seems to have moved on, she's pretty and successful by all accounts 
Can someone explain what’s happening to her arse when she straightens up after squatting with the weights bar? I’ve watched it 3 times and still none the wiser.
If that is her usual swimming pace then she’d take 2 hours to swim 60 lengths. An advanced swimmer would take 30 mins and she’s clearly not that.
Is Baby Gel the one filming then seeing as she’s a 24/7 mum, she never alone?
I do admire her for trying again with the gym, clearly the TOWIE mag money has paid for the David Lloyd membership rather than having to pose in the car park.
If that is her usual swimming pace then she’d take 2 hours to swim 60 lengths. An advanced swimmer would take 30 mins and she’s clearly not that.
Is Baby Gel the one filming then seeing as she’s a 24/7 mum, she never alone?
I do admire her for trying again with the gym, clearly the TOWIE mag money has paid for the David Lloyd membership rather than having to pose in the car park.
I couldn’t figure it out either. It’s disgusting, her giant pulsating arse cheeks rippling every time she straightens up
She’s as wide as she is tall.
Has the chlorine lightened her hair it was dark brown yesterday !!! Fucken clown
it was dark brown yesterday !!! Fucken clownI can’t believe anyone would actually choose to have that butt applied to their body, it’s like a 70s caravan.I couldn’t figure it out either. It’s disgusting, her giant pulsating arse cheeks rippling every time she straightens up
She’s as wide as she is tall.
That giant butt cannot be healthy ? Wtf is it ?
Is it silicon or just a fat transfer ? It’s effing massive and looks bloody awful
why would you do that to yourself . Can you get rid of it ? And would your arse be all saggy once it’s out ? So many questions about it lol
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And how do you wipe your arse lol
Is it silicon or just a fat transfer ? It’s effing massive and looks bloody awful
why would you do that to yourself . Can you get rid of it ? And would your arse be all saggy once it’s out ? So many questions about it lol---
And how do you wipe your arse lol
Just going to leave this here. Looks like they both need to stay off the currys
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The weight pics made me laugh, she's hardly lifting anything lol 
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She needs a replica of her backside as weights, the weight of that would be very hard work
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Pool table…. Then it snapped
That could be anyone in the pool. I don't think it's her 🫢
I can’t believe these gyms don’t have a no recording policy. You can clearly see other people who have come to a the gym for a workout in her videos! When I go gym I don’t want to be plastered over someone’s socials. David Lloyd’s should have a policy on this - I know most do now!
Jesus the nanas in flowery swimming caps at my local pool go faster than that 
She's looking more and more like Shrek's donkey.The weight pics made me laugh, she's hardly lifting anything lol
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Well done to Lozza for getting back in the gym, but let's see how long it lasts this time. All the roast dinners and curries can't be helping her progress, and I suspect that if she doesnt see immediate results she will drop it all very quickly again.
Well done to Lozza for getting back in the gym, but let's see how long it lasts this time. All the roast dinners and curries can't be helping her progress, and I suspect that if she doesnt see immediate results she will drop it all very quickly again.
My god that Arse shelf ! I knew it was out of proportion but that’s just wrong. That’s disfigurement. I almost feel sorry for Big Gel that a surgeon would agree with her to do itThis new girlfriend has really rattled her!
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