Congratulations to @DCI Jack Logan for your winning title! Your special prize is some skincare advice from BYG so you can be well on your way to a melanoma by the end of Summer.
Lauren Goodger #93 I’m paid in microwaves that’s my bag, so what if I’m a has been Towie sl_g
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Hi Scrunchies.Not caught up on here in ages.But just saw this video and immediately thought of our big bewful yung gewl..... 
Hi Scrunchies.Not caught up on here in ages.But just saw this video and immediately thought of our big bewful yung gewl.....
I can see it now:
“Highguyz [ lip smack ] Just come on to tell yous about this AMAZING new diet I’m on [ lip smack ] It’s lichrally so good [ lip smack ] I’ve lichrally lost like 3 stone it’s so good. You just keep eating sweetcorn and when it comes out the other end just re eat it! Rinse repeat! No food prep or nuffink. TOWIE crew are in awe of my amazing body too [ lip smack ] It’s stunning!”
I can't cope with this whole "the sun isn't causing cancer it's suncream" conspiracy theory it's too funny 
The fact she wrote that her main reasoning is that you can buy suncream all year round but not summer clothes...
I cried laughing
The fact she wrote that her main reasoning is that you can buy suncream all year round but not summer clothes...
I cried laughing
Exactly what cocktail of hard drugs is she on to come up with the reasoning she does? Batshit!
These OG towie girls are women that would have also had their teens years during a time when sun beds were extremely popular - bet she’s been on a fair few of these which is definitely a high risk for cancer!
The thing with the sunscreen thing and her other theories about cancer is if you actually asked her to articulate what exactly is in sunscreen and why does it allegedly give you cancer 
she wouldn’t be able to even give a coherent response. She is an uneducated oaf and the sooner her followers realise that she is as thick as tit the better for them. Sometimes it feels like the human race is doomed with these dickheads chatting on
she wouldn’t be able to even give a coherent response. She is an uneducated oaf and the sooner her followers realise that she is as thick as tit the better for them. Sometimes it feels like the human race is doomed with these dickheads chatting on
So does she use sunscreen on bubbaminigel? Cos if she does, what the point of that if the sun doesn’t cause cancer! What an absolute duck wit!
She’s spoken about how sunbeds are healthy and give you vitamins
And how cyanide is great for you!She’s spoken about how sunbeds are healthy and give you vitamins
She just said she did 60 lengths of a pool. Hahahahah. What a fat liar.
Has she bought LaBreastStroke a paddling pool for the rented back garden. In which case it's possibly achievable.
I think she means the lifeguards. She wishes
60 lengths of 3ft paddling pool more like
Does she know you’re meant to swim it not just walk alongside the pool back and forth for a bit. She could be part mermaid and I still wouldn’t believe this outlandish lie. Why don’t big fat liars stick to more realistic lies
I mean even if she did a typo and was meant to type 6 I still wouldn’t believe her.
the fact your avatar is her face in the pool makes this all the more funny
Good to see LaBristow enjoying her toy car 
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