bleeping state of those four. Looks like a closing down sale at C&A.....
Don't worry, chubby boy will be photoshopping his abs back on soon....Look how tight his jacket is in the first picture someone needs to lay off the pies probably why he isn't wearing the trousers he can't get into them
if he'd won he would be shouting it from the rooftops.
Jim Erwood is already his and CHs manager at Off Limits and Jason Brightman is also employed by OL on the sports side, so spends a lot of time with CH because of the horse racing and golf. Considering JE is his manager, you never see him with him unless Chris is there as well.High brow calibre men that he’s started to follow….. you can smell the desperation and the begging he’s done on the day! He would have done that in a jovial but serious way. I bet his pocket money went his first round
What self respecting person talks about wanking himself stupid to a radio stationHe was a maggot in 2020 too, judging by the scum! Look at flappy though
He will talk about absolutely anything if he gets attention and column inches from it Always has to bring up social media in any interview he does as well. But he’s not obsessed with insta is he 
Sack of tit the lot of them...Smart those days have gone...
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there's probably a reel banked with CH waiting for its moment Couldn’t even afford to stop overnight by the looks of it. 9 hour journey there and back just to go horse racing? He’s going to be tired todayI thought he would rinse his day at the races for content
His £25 allowance would not have gone far, average pint prices are £7-8, more at some racecourses. I'd guess he was too tight to buy a racecard or have a bet.
Did you not have enough money to enjoy your day out Fakey?
I know we joke he is in the closet and looks so happy when he is with Chris but I reckon aside from that he is wetting himself because he is with somebody in the public eye and he thinks he looks great. He probably gets overexcited when somebody actuallyFuckin hell, never seen Fakey so happy as when he's with Chrisremember that ad they did about aftershaves, oh please say it's in the Wiki @CrazyBaldhead
pmsl
Maybe I worded things wrong. I lived away for 9 years and had to speak slower so people could understand but I have never lost my accent and just don't speak total slang. I am proud of my accent. I just think Flaps would sound much better with her accent as she could still sound ok with correct grammar as what she is trying to do makes her sound false
The dumb bint is still adding “new” pieces
. She’s such a lying witch.She might as well extract Fakey’s semen while he’s asleep and use a turkey baster. He’s defo not interested in actually doing her. She’s sending out so many messages that she wants a new baby. The way she holds that kitten says it all!Or to see you trying to breastfeed your cat
he’s definitely gone down hill but at least he’s got his own hair instead of looking like he scooped some roadkill off the motorway and plonked it on his headCH on his contracted day out with knobhead, day of pleasure for Jake, day of bleeping hard graft for CH having to put up with him all bleeping dayand CH looks awful, what happened to him?he used to be quite nice looking but now he looks like a greasy minger.
Haha the other day she said mainly girls stuff was left so what's she on aboutThe dumb bint is still adding “new” pieces
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She might as well extract Fakey’s semen while he’s asleep and use a turkey baster. He’s defo not interested in actually doing her. She’s sending out so many messages that she wants a new baby. The way she holds that kitten says it all!
back to filming scarecrow Leo as soon as he wakes up again ffsI'm proud of my accent born and bred Cockney, still sound the same and will never change..Up the Harris fakey.......look that one up 
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