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New thread Fakeys, title courtesy of a twitter user who was unimpressed by seeing Jacob first thing in the morning. I’ve been dipping in and out so someone else might have to recap, but our favourite (?) moaning minnie is currently undergoing a gruelling charity walk that he doesn’t appear to...

A huge congratulations to @Turmeric123 for our new thread title! 🍾🥂 In the previous thread we were introduced to Boo, the new cat and Flaps is treating it like a substitute baby. Meanwhile, Fakey ran down to mummy and DoorMatt on the beg again. Bambi and Boils finally went tits up (no...

A huge thank you for all the votes for my new thread title! 😘 The Full Monty's last show was the 13th April and they celebrated unemployment by booking a "bucket list" holiday to the Bahamas. From what we had seen of it so far, it was more "clearance bin" than "bucket list". It looked shit...

Thank you all for your votes for our new thread title inspired by the piping hot tea about Flapz! The Full Monty is a mere memory now and unemployment is here. It's back to the gormless Beard, the gormless Gail and the long-suffering Fred. Flapz booked a "bucket list" holiday to the Bahamas...

Congratulations to @bluecups for our new thread title! You win Flapz's dirty old white trainers that she's selling for a tenner! After celebrating our 100th thread with our favourite moments, it was business as usual! There were yet more dance reels, the brother got dug up yet again and Flapz...

A huge congratulations to @JazzFan , @Cleopops and @Hayze2384 who all contributed to our new 100th thread title! This is indeed a momentous day for the Fakeys as we have reached our 100th thread! 🥂🍾🥂 We started the last thread still in Bournemouth where we saw a blurry Michael Jackson...

A huge congratulations to @plonkington for our new thread title! You have won the dry chicken that was cooked whilst Zelda and DoorMatt were staying at Quickenden Towers!! The results of our poll are in. Nurse Ratchett will collect the crazy 5 at 7:30pm for admission into a secure unit...

A huge congratulations to @Lico for our new thread title! You win a barely roasted chicken that is as dry as Squidward's tuna canoe! We started the previous thread with Sicknote turning up for the last two shows at Glasgow and Squidward still in America. Ratboy started playing on his "bad...

A huge congratulations to @Philimena cunk for our new thread title. You win a new travel pillow as advertised by Flapz! Hoorah!! 😂 On the 10th February he posted a photo of himself on the floor and saying he felt ill. 🙄 We've seen yet more cooking from him leading us to speculate...

A huge congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for our new thread title! You win a stick of Sarfend's finest cock, I mean rock!! 🌈 It was a belter that previous thread - full of 🌈, made-up stories that never happened and much speculation about Celebrity Masterchef! A homeless Ian Beale even made...

A huge congratulations to @Sarivng2022 for our new thread title!! It was actually a tie-breaker but yours is the oldest! Well done! 😘 So much happened in the previous thread that I can only refer you to Wiki 8 in case I miss anything out but I'll do a quick recap! We had a huge tea...

A huge congratulations to @fredstar2018 for our new thread title! You win Fakey's hideous pink ski suit and a box of protein bars as advertised on the ski slopes! ❄❄ We started the previous thread off with the budget adults-only skiing trip where we had topless skiing, a protein bar advert...

A huge congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for our new thread title! You win a cup of vodka from Gail and seven skincare products to use in one night and an LED mask to be like Flapz! 😘 A full recap of the last thread can be found in Wiki 7 and it's been quite eventful to say the least...

Thanks for voting for my thread title which was inspired by his Christmas night out with Off Limits and his contractual fwend Chris Hughes! He wore the most embarrassing outfit and was clearly off his chops! ❄️❄️ A full recap can be found in our Wiki which is nearly up-to-date. The grifters...

A huge congratulations to @Cleopops for our new thread title! 😘 A full recap can be found in the latest Wiki but things have really reached rock bottom as yesterday he was being an "artist" in a Pet Portrait Masterclass and playing with puppies! 😂😂😂 He is literally morphing into Eoin McLove...

A huge congratulations to our @bluecups for our brilliant thread title! 😘 Well, what can I say. The grifting is getting out-of-control and is seriously angering the Fakeys now. We had Flapz talking about her stress alopecia and after numerous skin treatments, still has a pizza face! We also...

Thanks guyyyss for your votes on my thread title suggestion! 😘 At the start of the last thread, Flapz had yet another skin treatment which failed miserably and she put their "quatz-like" damaged dining table up for sale on Facebook Marketplace for a whopping £800! 😂😂 We had the unveiling of...

Thank you guyyys for your votes for my thread title suggestion! 😘 The previous thread went quicker than the actual fixed fight! After all of the suspense and the Fakeys being more excited than on Christmas morning at the thought of him finally having his syrup knocked off, we were let down...

A huge congratulations to @Sarivng2022 for our new thread title, shortened to fit! 😘 As mentioned in the title, Zelda and DoorMatt have unexpectedly put their house up for sale. Has DoorMatt got a younger model and wants to run away finally from the old witch? 👍 Spud finally got a hair cut...

A huge congratulations to @VC10 for our new thread title! 😘 In the last thread it was pretty much the same old, same old. Flapz is still selling everything that isn't nailed down and Fakey's attention seeking is manic! He appeared on Steph's Packed Lunch and gave the show his 'kiss of death'...

A huge congratulations to @Bobby Orange for our new thread title put forward by @Livia Fantasy. 😘 We absolutely flew through the last thread and the Fakeys received a Bingo! Yes, he threw a sickie! He miraculously recovered from the 'flu' and a 'chest infection', yeah right Sicknote, 🤡 and...

Perfect new thread title courtesy of @Sarivng2022: Old thread:https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/ Well, what a day it’s been! Jake and Sophie guest went to the Pride of Britain awards and gave the Fakeys an early Christmas present...

A huge congratulations to @Cleopops for our new thread title! 😘 Fakey has started The Full Monty Show now and absolutely loving being away from the old 'ball and chain" and the kids. Meanwhile, Flapz is putting everything up for sale on Vinted and Facebook Marketplace apart from the kitchen...

Congratulations to @ShowMeThe Money for thw fab thread title, there’s some Full Monty tickets coming your way! Old thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-81-fakey-is-a-donkey-that-nobody-admired-permanently-injured-and-always-oh-so-tired.41575/ So Fakey is now on tour and has been...

Thread title courtesy of @ChastityDingle, nominated by @Heneghs. We’ll await @CrazyBaldhead’s usual catch up, in the meantime I’ve popped a poll up for how long we think we’ll make it on the tour before he has a sick day. Carry on Fakeys! Old...